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Permission granted?

Permission granted?

I make my dick sign a contract so it doesn't sue my hands for raping it.

"please, we have been locked in this basement for hours.. We just need access to our own company"

This is like asking yourself for consent before masturbating.

I got hacked by the Riddler

I got hacked by the Riddler

?

Corrupt or missing system font I'm guessing.

????

???

My school's snapchat story...

My school's snapchat story...

I know! He answered one question wrong and then corrected it. We have a similair system. It still shows 5/5 after a correction

You often get partial credit for your first fix or two

But if they had one wrong, they would have 4 of 5 right, which should be 80%. How do you explain 93% with just 5 questions?

Moodle gives you a second chance to choose the correct answer.

Didn't know they were around for that long!

Didn't know they were around for that long!

/sub/inspectelement

The inspect element is getting out of hand. Real bugs only?

it’s not

This looks like YouTube mobile... how can they inspect element?

My father said he dropped his laptop.

My father said he dropped his laptop.

Tell him not to drop his laptop.

He even managed to break the sad face! :D

. . (

FTFY

. .(

br Pc an intoe blem and neu tart. to tart. e're just

slecting some sror ineu then we'll star fer (0%

completu)...

Sounds reasonable

My reddit app is having an existential crisis

My reddit app is having an existential crisis

the truth is a lie

That sums up how I feel now that I know that /sub/watchpuppersdieinside exists.

... albeit not for as long as this post has existed.

Only falseness can prevail

I may need a powerplant for this laptop...

I may need a powerplant for this laptop...

10 kW isn't that much, to be fair. It's about four houses.

10 thousand watts lol!

Maybe it is a microwaver which can do some calculation. 🤔

Microwave oven🤦🏻‍♂️

It's too difficult for an English learner like me to comment without GENIUS words🤦🏻‍♂️

Which language should i benutzen?

Which language should i benutzen?

Dem agree ich.

Du should be able zu benutz Denglish, because es a sehr well language is.

Its german

I guess it's because the translators of Reddit's interface haven't managed to translate it in time.

Edit: Just curious, what's your first language then? As I know, Esperanto is not an official language of any country

My crystal ball broke

My crystal ball broke

“You shall soon switch to linux”

What is that? It's be a cool slideshow monitor

It’s a Gakken Worldeye. It’s primarily made for showing planets.

Me: "Oh crystal ball, what is the meaning of life." Crystal Ball: "A PROBLEM HAS BEEN DETECTED AND WINDOWS HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER"

Try one of these subthreads