softwaregore

Uh, thanks Google, good to know...?

Uh, thanks Google, good to know...?

So they figured out how to store data in butter? 🙃

Pro: Easy to destroy when the FBI knocks down your door

Con: Easy to destroy when you're craving a toasted cheese sandwich

Tbsp is the abbreviation for tablespoon. It’s no wonder Google got confused.

This is "software doing exactly what it was asked to do".

My card was still in the machine.

My card was still in the machine.

This was in Thailand, so I was suspicious. Had to wait there for 20 mins to get my card back (only source of money at the time). Was shitting myself.

I'd be scared if it was windows 7 because it would easily be exploited.

So what happened? (Apart from freaking out)

It was 2 AM and the Bank was probably closed. i got my card back after windows had rebooted.

Oh no! Please, I'm single.

Oh no! Please, I'm single.
Oh no! Please, I'm single.

You reposting already on this subredit? Seems a bit desperate

oops! my friend sent me this. removing post lol thanks.

So...3 years and a month?

So...3 years and a month?

Been tracking my Reddit age for a few weeks to see when it would change to 3 years. Just said 2y 12m, so I knew it would be any day now. Went to check on it, now it says 13 months...

They will fix this directly after the search function.

Yes

What search function?

OH NO!

OH NO!

Now just x-post to /sub/catastrophicfailure and reap that sweet sweet karma

Lol xddd̳͈̹͙̙̟̲̘d̶̝̝̝̩͓͍̙͇d͍͚͉̞̰̼̟̟ḏ̴̰̻͕͎̪̝̙͞ͅd̨̰͍̟̰͡͠d͖̻̲d̩H̨̱̟̺̺̺̩̠͉͕̠͕̲ͪ̓ͨ̓̄ͤ̍ͬͩ̆̂̔̿̀̚͢͝ͅȨ͖̠̟̠̽̌̾͒̽ͮͩ͝ ͒̇̄ͫ̉͘͟҉̥̹̣͇̟̝̙͔̺̮͖̩̣̫̲͙͕͟͞Ĩ̷̖̯̫̰͕̥͉͖̮̟ͨͩ́̓͂̽ͣ́͜͠͠S̛͇̫̳̥̝̬̪̤͓̘̻͈̥ͬ̐͒͑ͪͩͭ̾ͥ̋͘͝ ͗ͮͧ̈́̑ͧͫ̍̿ͬ̎͌̾͠͝͏̟̹̦̰̹͔̪̯͎͇̺̳͚̥͍̟̲͙ͅC̖͉̭̬̱̙͔̥̮̖̠̳̩̩̮̋͌ͮ̒̓͠Ǫ̶̵̝͕̲͎̯̈́̾͊ͤ̈́͊̇ͯ̍̒ͯͧ͠M̌͐̓̏ͧ͠҉̸͓̠̜̼̪͕̹͇̠̫̥̺͚̳͖I̵̯̻̦̱̻̦̹̤̮̠̯͍̪ͮ͌̿͛̋̀͘͝N̋̾ͣ̏͑̄͑̈́ͥ̂̿͗ͥ̅ͯ̿̊́҉͏̝̲͈̖͈͖͕͓̫͔Gͭ͋ͧ̈́͒ͪ̋͏̴̞̩͖̺͕̠͎̱̪̞͍̮̪̞̳̻͈

Operation Health!

It's cause you tried to add it through the shortcut on your desktop which has some "uplay://game" thing as the target. Which freaks steam out.

Try adding the actual exe in the game folder.

Did my computer just curse at me?

Did my computer just curse at me?

Don't worry, It was *%¢pp anyway

NSString stringWithFormat fail.

Calling u/Your_Computor

Well thanks very much

Well thanks very much

...

Is that a threat?

I DO love to travel.

It's a clever tactic to prevent themselves from being sued, just incase someone didn't have a nice journey, it was still a journey regardless.

Have a day.

Thank God for AVG

Thank God for AVG

You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain.

AVG: its name is literally "average."

Or worse, live long enough to see yourself capitalize all your words

Shit now I'm worried that I use Avira. The name is almost "a virus"

This Disaster

This Disaster

/sub/assholedesign

Better phrasing would be:

Enable Online Mode? You are currently playing in Offline Mode, however the feature you are attempting to use requires an internet connection. Would you like to switch to Online Mode?

https://i.redd.it/otdrdxvchjjz.jpg

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

this happens whenever i try to reboot. some letters flash

this happens whenever i try to reboot. some letters flash

your computer is trying to be artistic. I actually like it! good job, computer.

look like dwarf fortress.

i have no idea what it's trying to tell me but i'm pretty sure i fucked up

Kinda looks like /sub/place

Try one of these subthreads