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Wayne Rooney retires: England captain announces international retirement with immediate effect

Wayne Rooney retires: England captain announces international retirement with immediate effect
Wayne Rooney retires: England captain announces international retirement with immediate effect

This is a disaster for the English press. Who are they going to write a thousand pointless articles about now?

They'll have Sterling for a while.

He'll still be called up for the 2018 World Cup if he likes it or not

Sky sources say Sterling owns more than one car

FC Barcelona denounces Neymar and says he didn't comply with his contract's terms. Demands 8.5 million in damages.

FC Barcelona denounces Neymar and says he didn't comply with his contract's terms. Demands 8.5 million in damages.
FC Barcelona denounces Neymar and says he didn't comply with his contract's terms. Demands 8.5 mi...

lol di maria just got 8.5 million more expensive

This is the worst transfer period I have ever witnessed from a club of our stature. We only have a week left and all that's happening is us denouncing people and people denouncing us...

Barca have made themselves look shockingly bad in this whole ordeal. Now they're like a bitter ex trying to get back at Neymar.

Pissed off Dortmund Check

Pissed off Liverpool Check

Pissed off Nice Check

Pissed off Neymar Check

Pissed off Neymar's Dad Check

Pissed off Barcelona fans Check

Manchester City 0-[1] Everton : Rooney 34' (200th premier league goal)

Manchester City 0-[1] Everton : Rooney 34' (200th premier league goal)

League goal #200 for him. Im sure United fans are just as happy as Everton fans with it being against City.

he megged our keeper fucking kill me

I'd be happy no matter who it was against, but city makes it so much better.

Hope he has a brilliant year, love that man.

15, Yemen Road, Yemen

Leicester City eject number of home fans for homophobic abuse during Brighton match

Leicester City eject number of home fans for homophobic abuse during Brighton match
Leicester City eject number of home fans for homophobic abuse during Brighton match

And that should be the case, there is no place for it in football.

No place for it in society nevermind football.

That's really good news. I hope there's a ban for them. It's unacceptable for homophobic abuse in the same way it's unacceptable for racist abuse. They should be treated the same.

Edit: good for ejecting, obviously, in case that's not clear.

I think the point is that there shouldn't be. No one is saying that homophobia doesn't exist. It clearly does. We just don't want it to and are glad that Leicester is taking steps to condemn it.

Paris SG [6]-2 Toulouse - Neymar Jr. 90'+2'

Paris SG [6]-2 Toulouse - Neymar Jr. 90'+2'

Neymar is smurfing

That guy Neymar will end up in Barcelona if he continues to play like that !

For those that don't get it:

"Smurfing" in video games (mostly PC) is when you have a high-ranked account and you get/buy a new one that starts in a low rank and play with new players that aren't on the skill level you are. Neymar would be Smurfing here because he's on a different level than the players on the other team.

EDIT: Different level than the players (Thank you /u/somestupidschit!!)

YOU'RE TEARING THEM APART NEYMAR!

Huddersfield Town are the only side in history to have won every Premier League game they've played.

Huddersfield Town are the only side in history to have won every Premier League game they've played.
Huddersfield Town are the only side in history to have won every Premier League game they've played.

It wasn't the football I missed over summer, it was the stats.

I N V I N C I B L E S

They have NEVER conceeded a goal in the premier league either ... like, never!!

Huddersfield Town have outgrown the Premier League

Huddersfield 1-0 Newcastle (Mooy)

Huddersfield 1-0 Newcastle (Mooy)

MY LOUDEST YEAH MOOY EVER

Fucking hell from the aleague to scoring screamers in the epl in just a couple of years. Aussie legend and living the dream

Zidane is just a bald Aaron Mooy.

I for one welcome our new Huddersfield overlords

And the €35.000 fine goes to...

And the €35.000 fine goes to...

This is amazing and absolutely fucking terrifying towards the end.

That was honestly incredible. Excellent coordination.

Didn't they get fined for another protest like this a while back?

I get that people like this, but Legia supporters aren't so glamorous as people think. Here's some of them:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82rOVjaYXwg

There's more of this. They don't give a shit about the club. They already made that club pay millions of fines because of their behavior.

How many times they attacked innocent people? People already forgot how same people behind that anti-UEFA slogan went on attacking Borussia supporters their first CL game back since 20 years ago? And then in Madrid? 

Legia were suspended from playing in Europe after they destroyed stadium in Vilnus, attacked cops and Lithuanian supporters. Every year they get fines for this shit. Plenty of people from that environment are neo-nazi scumbags that only there for the kicks. Polish "supporters" are notorious when comes to be involved in the drug trade, every year I hear news about the arrests and trials. Legia ain't a exception.

Basically they are doing it to themselves. Blocking stairways? Seriously? People can't see that for UEFA it's just not a good business to have things like that during the matches? Sponsors don't like it, Legia supporters are known to cause more than innocent racket so UEFA is taking every chance they get to punish them.

Also it's just funny and ridiculous that they're complaining about UEFA. Legia got in last 5 years like €50 millions from UEFA for participating in their competitions. If they don't like UEFA, they should get out.
But I bet they like the money.

I get that people like this, but Legia supporters aren't so glamorous as people think. Here's some of them:

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3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82rOVjaYXwg

There's more of this. They don't give a shit about the club. They already made that club pay millions of fines because of their behavior.

How many times they attacked innocent people? People already forgot how same people behind that anti-UEFA slogan went on attacking Borussia supporters their first CL game back since 20 years ago? And then in Madrid?

Legia were suspended from playing in Europe after they destroyed stadium in Vilnus, attacked cops and Lithuanian supporters. Every year they get fines for this shit. Plenty of people from that environment are neo-nazi scumbags that only there for the kicks. Polish "supporters" are notorious when comes to be involved in the drug trade, every year I hear news about the arrests and trials. Legia ain't a exception.

Basically they are doing it to themselves. Blocking stairways? Seriously? People can't see that for UEFA it's just not a good business to have things like that during the matches? Sponsors don't like it, Legia supporters are known to cause more than innocent racket so UEFA is taking every chance they get to punish them.

Also it's just funny and ridiculous that they're complaining about UEFA. Legia got in last 5 years like €50 millions from UEFA for participating in their competitions. If they don't like UEFA, they should get out. But I bet they like the money.

Is this Legia?? Fucking polish fans are unbelievable!!

Lyon [1]-0 Bordeaux - Nabil Fekir great goal

Lyon [1]-0 Bordeaux - Nabil Fekir great goal

The way the ball rises and the trajectory it takes is sexy

WHAT THE FUCK NABIL <3

EACH TIME WE ARE ON FRONTPAGE IT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE SCORE A FUCKING GOLAZO AGAINST US

With his right foot wtf

Wolfsburg 0-1 Borussia Dortmund - Pulisic 22'

Wolfsburg 0-1 Borussia Dortmund - Pulisic 22'

Insane that Dembele wants to play with Messi when he was already playing with this man right here.

Here we go...

Part of me wants Pulisic to score so much that we stop the giant shitpost train in every one of his goal threads. The other part of me wants to start waving an American flag around so I'm a little conflicted.

Dembele wants to be able to step out of Pulisic's shadow.

Try one of these subthreads