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Arsenal & Chelsea will donate their fee from the Community Shield to the Grenfell Tower victims.

Arsenal & Chelsea will donate their fee from the Community Shield to the Grenfell Tower victims.
Arsenal & Chelsea will donate their fee from the Community Shield to the Grenfell Tower victims.

I'm all for glorified friendlies if it collects money to those who need it.

Wasn't The Community Shield part of yere "Treble" last season?!

So a football game between two clubs is going to bring in 1/4 of what the government are proposing to pay the tenants of these properties. I don't know how Theresa May sleeps.

We are ready to increase it to a quadruple when we take on Real Madrid.

OFFICIAL: Liverpool Sign Mohamed Salah from Roma

OFFICIAL: Liverpool Sign Mohamed Salah from Roma

Cool way to announce it tbh

Holy fuck WHERE DID THIS ONE COME FROM

hes gonna fuck us aint he

★Mohamed Salah★ 2016 ★ Speed ★ Goals ★ Skills ★ Sand Messi ★ | 1080p | 60 FPS

FA announces end to all sponsorship deals with betting companies

FA announces end to all sponsorship deals with betting companies

Joey Barton calling them out on this really made them reconsider it, eh?

Joey died for our sins

Looking at this article it seems like they are just stopping having "betting partners". League sponsorships like SkyBet in the Football League and team sponsorships like Burnley and Dafabet won't be affected

What were the odds ey...

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Sergio Ramos tried to evade tax but ended paying twice by mistake.

Sergio Ramos tried to evade tax but ended paying twice by mistake.
Sergio Ramos tried to evade tax but ended paying twice by mistake.

For those who don't know, elmundotoday is a fake newspaper, they usually make fun of everything

Ramos: Yeah, I evaded taxes.

Narrator: Actually he didn't. He payed for it twice.

That website is the Spain version of the onion

la cebolla

Mexican coach calling out the New Zealand's coach

Mexican coach calling out the New Zealand's coach

Smart guy. Showing his excellent command of English will land him a Premier League gig any second now.

Guys, I speak some Spanish. I'm not fluent, but this is what I think he's saying:

"Hey, you. Bald guy. New Zealand coach. You're a really cool guy. I like you. Do you want to go have an ice cream after the match? You're my special buddy."

Here's the full version

Bonus - the bald guy in question

bald head motherfucker hahahahahaha

Feyenoord player Karsdorp has been 'stalked' by AS Roma fans for days as he's about to sign a contract there. Feyenoord fans decided to, randomly, return the favor by spamming thousands of messages on El Shaarawy's instagram. Who doesn't quite get it. (screenshot from his instagram)

Feyenoord player Karsdorp has been 'stalked' by AS Roma fans for days as he's about to sign a contract there. Feyenoord fans decided to, randomly, return the favor by spamming thousands of messages on El Shaarawy's instagram. Who doesn't quite get it. (screenshot from his instagram)

Pretty fucking funny actually

It might be a screenshot from his snapchat. I'm not sure, I don't use snapchat and instagram.

It's on his Instagram story. This is the photo with most of the comments: https://www.instagram.com/p/BVks03HBSEv/

Edit, some more stuff:

They haven't got a clue: http://imgur.com/a/uCiXS

And here he is signing a contract, the guy on the left is Feyenoord's technical director: http://imgur.com/a/nrowB

The internet never fails to amaze me.

Stop talking, you're supposed to be a bot.

Spanish authorities on fire!! Now Mourinho is accused by Spanish prosecutors of 3.3M tax fraud

Spanish authorities on fire!! Now Mourinho is accused by Spanish prosecutors of 3.3M tax fraud

Mourinho to meet Cristiano in the court and convince him to join United. Smh this masterplan...

"Yes your honor, I'm guilty.. OF SIGNING CRISTIANO RONALDO!"

Now six of Jorge Mendes' clients have been, or are, under investigation. The six clients are Ricardo Carvalho, Radamel Falcao, Fábio Coentrão, Ángel Di María, Cristiano Ronaldo and José Mourinho.

My man Bebé is still clean.

Dani Alves on Diego Maradona: "With all due respect to him, it wouldn't be a pride for me to say that I won WC with a hand goal. Maradona deceived everyone, he became famous for it. I respect Maradona, but for me, as a sportsman, I wouldn't set that example for young people."

Dani Alves on Diego Maradona: "With all due respect to him, it wouldn't be a pride for me to say ...

I completely agree with him, but Alves spent half the CL final on the ground lmao.

Hilarious coming from Alves

The longer version of his quote:

"With all due respect to him, it wouldn't be a pride for me to say that I won WC with a hand goal. Maradona deceived everyone, he became famous for it. I respect Maradona, but for me, as a sportsman, I wouldn't set that example for young people. I think it's important to teach the next generation of soccer players what football is really about these days: diving. We have to set realistic standards and I am much better at showing the young guys how to do it today than Maradona ever was."

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