Dzeko was unplayable tonight
The title for this post is spot on lmao I feel bad for him but it's hilarious how he just stands there like "What is even my life"
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“Against” is implied in that turn of phrase.
Neymar is one of those who spams "GOAT" on Messi posts, can see why he got angry.
Nah he is wrong, Ronaldo is 2nd to Messi
Why did this become a Messi vs Ronaldo thread again smfh
what a wasted oportunity,should have gone with the "trying to escape messi shadow" meme
alaa mhawi clearly doesnt follow /sub/soccer
Without Kante we are 15/16 team,
We beat Tottenham
The actual state of our so called fans regarding the man who lead us to the league last season. Buy yourself a dictionary and look up the word respect
Chelsea played like this against City & Tottenham with Kante in the team though.
City are the only club not to have played in the Champions League before this decade.
Champions league come to Besiktas
Do Arsenal next
Yeah, only Man United isn't owned by a middle eastern.
This is why we have a MOTMOTM - Man of the match other than Messi option in the Barça sub.
The one off match was the match against Girona, where he was man-marked by Pablo Maffeo for more or less the entire match.
The Harry Kane of Barcelona
That’s actually hilarious
Post-Match Thread: Bayern 3-0 CelticFT: Bayern Munich 3-0 Celtic
Bayern Munich scorers: Thomas Müller (17'), Joshua Kimmich (29'), Mats Hummels (51')
Venue: Allianz Arena
Sven Ulreich, Mats Hummels, Jérôme Boateng, David Alaba, Joshua Kimmich (Rafinha), Thomas Müller, Thiago Alcántara (Arturo Vidal), Sebastian Rudy, Robert Lewandowski, Kingsley Coman (James Rodríguez), Arjen Robben.
Subs: Tom Starke, Niklas Süle, Corentin Tolisso, Marco Friedl.
Craig Gordon, Dedryck Boyata, Mikael Lustig, Kieran Tierney, Cristian Gamboa, Stuart Armstrong (Tomas Rogic), Scott Brown, Olivier Ntcham, Leigh Griffiths (Moussa Dembélé), Scott Sinclair, Patrick Roberts (James Forrest).
Subs: Dorus de Vries, Callum McGregor, Nir Bitton, Kristoffer Ajer.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
17' Goal! FC Bayern München 1, Celtic 0. Thomas Müller (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the top right corner.
29' Goal! FC Bayern München 2, Celtic 0. Joshua Kimmich (FC Bayern München) header from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Kingsley Coman with a cross. via u/xd366
39' Patrick Roberts (Celtic) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
51' Goal! FC Bayern München 3, Celtic 0. Mats Hummels (FC Bayern München) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Arjen Robben with a cross following a corner. via u/ennuihenry14
65' Substitution, Celtic. Moussa Dembele replaces Leigh Griffiths.
65' Substitution, Celtic. Tomas Rogic replaces Stuart Armstrong.
67' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Arturo Vidal replaces Thiago Alcántara.
78' Substitution, FC Bayern München. James Rodríguez replaces Kingsley Coman.
78' Substitution, Celtic. James Forrest replaces Patrick Roberts.
80' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Rafinha replaces Joshua Kimmich.
Thank you my friend, bye bye.
Ah well, youse aren't bad cunts and I hope you beat PSG. We played a bit shite and missing players but we were never getting anything from this match anyway. Far far better second half so hopefully they'll take a slight lesson from it.
Travelling support were fucking outstanding, could hear them almost the entire game.
Let's hopefully beat Anderlecht and see what happens in the Europa.
At least Anderlecht got gubbed as well ¯\(ツ)/¯
Can't get abused on social media by Colombian fans if you don't have any social media. Well played, Jupp.
But seriously, this is going to be a miserable season for me if James is going to be a benchbum again.
De Gea had a little word with him as well. Which is worth as much if not more. De Gea made some stinking errors for us when he joined and is now largely considered best in the world or thereabouts. Kid will learn not to stand so far out for set pieces with time.
Svilar has a brilliant future ahead of him, really hope this doesn't affect him
It won't, De Gea used to make mistakes all the time look at him now.
Clearly the lad is talented.
thanks to Arsenal
Are we gonna do this after every match day?
All 5 teams will reach semi-finals.
Have to remind us that English clubs aren't as shit as they used to be.
Post-Match Thread: Chelsea 3-3 RomaFT: Chelsea 3-3 AS Roma
Chelsea scorers: David Luiz (11'), Eden Hazard (37', 75')
AS Roma scorers: Aleksandar Kolarov (40'), Edin Dzeko (64', 70')
Credit to u/gemifra for the clips
Venue: Stamford Bridge
Thibaut Courtois, Andreas Christensen, Gary Cahill, César Azpilicueta, Tiemoué Bakayoko, Cesc Fàbregas, David Luiz (Pedro), Marcos Alonso, Davide Zappacosta (Antonio Rüdiger), Eden Hazard (Willian), Álvaro Morata.
Subs: Willy Caballero, Kyle Scott, Michy Batshuayi, Kenedy.
Alisson, Juan Jesus, Federico Fazio, Aleksandar Kolarov, Bruno Peres, Maxime Gonalons, Kevin Strootman (Alessandro Florenzi), Radja Nainggolan, Edin Dzeko, Diego Perotti (Stephan El Shaarawy), Gerson (Lorenzo Pellegrini).
Subs: Daniele De Rossi, Héctor Moreno, Lukasz Skorupski, Cengiz Ünder.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
11' Goal! Chelsea 1, Roma 0. David Luiz (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner.
37' Goal! Chelsea 2, Roma 0. Eden Hazard (Chelsea) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner.
40' Goal! Chelsea 2, Roma 1. Aleksandar Kolarov (Roma) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Maxime Gonalons.
57' Substitution, Chelsea. Pedro replaces David Luiz.
64' Goal! Chelsea 2, Roma 2. Edin Dzeko (Roma) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Federico Fazio with a through ball.
69' Tiemoué Bakayoko (Chelsea) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
70' Goal! Chelsea 2, Roma 3. Edin Dzeko (Roma) header from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Aleksandar Kolarov with a cross following a set piece situation.
74' Substitution, Roma. Lorenzo Pellegrini replaces Gerson.
75' Goal! Chelsea 3, Roma 3. Eden Hazard (Chelsea) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Pedro with a cross.
77' Substitution, Chelsea. Antonio Rüdiger replaces Davide Zappacosta.
80' Substitution, Chelsea. Willian replaces Eden Hazard.
83' Substitution, Roma. Alessandro Florenzi replaces Kevin Strootman.
88' Substitution, Roma. Stephan El Shaarawy replaces Diego Perotti.
Seeing Azpilicueta having a bad game feels like when I realized that my parents weren't all-knowing demigods. I don't like it.
CL game of the season so far. What a match!
This has been his second or third bad game in a row though.
Probably down to fatigue.
Roma were absolutely fantastic in that second half until Hazard scored. Chelsea seemed to get a big confidence boost following the goal and got themselves right back into it, but up to that point they could barely get into the Roma box. They were still holding their own, but nowhere near the dominance that they had shown for the first 30 minutes.
Dzeko really should put the game to bed with the header, but Rudiger did well to keep enough pressure on him to throw him off.
Gotta give a shout to the Roma fans too. In full voice all night. Almost seemed like they were the home crowd in the second half.
Also have to give Gary Cahill credit for his Olenna Tyrell cosplay. He looked magnificent.
Post-Match Thread: Benfica 0-1 Manchester UnitedFT: Benfica 0-1 Manchester United
Manchester United scorers: Marcus Rashford (64')
Venue: Estadio da Luz
Mile Slivar, Rúben Dias, Luisão, Ljubomir Fejsa, Alejandro Grimaldo, Douglas, Filipe Augusto, Pizzi (Andrija Zivkovic), Diogo Gonçalves (Jonas), Eduardo Salvio (Franco Cervi), Raúl Jiménez.
Subs: Júlio César, Haris Seferovic, Andreas Samaris, Lisandro López.
David de Gea, Chris Smalling, Victor Lindelöf, Daley Blind, Antonio Valencia, Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Nemanja Matic, Ander Herrera, Romelu Lukaku, Marcus Rashford (Anthony Martial), Juan Mata (Jesse Lingard).
Subs: Ashley Young, Matteo Darmian, Sergio Romero, Phil Jones, Scott McTominay.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
5' Luisão (Benfica) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
41' Antonio Valencia (Manchester United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
54' Diogo Gonçalves (Benfica) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
59' Substitution, Benfica. Andrija Zivkovic replaces Pizzi.
64' Goal! Benfica 0, Manchester United 1. Marcus Rashford (Manchester United) from a free kick with a right footed shot to the high centre of the goal. via u/gemifra
69' Substitution, Benfica. Jonas replaces Diogo Gonçalves.
76' Substitution, Manchester United. Anthony Martial replaces Marcus Rashford because of an injury.
83' Substitution, Benfica. Franco Cervi replaces Eduardo Salvio.
83' Substitution, Manchester United. Jesse Lingard replaces Juan Mata.
Winning in the group stage by scoring the shittiest goal in existence, feels exaclty like Fergie era. Our defense is actually so good this season, just goes to show that the manager matters for it, no matter what combination of center backs we have had, we still keep adding clean sheets. Oh and please Mou for the love of god givi Miki some rest, its like we are playing 10 vs 12 atm since every ball he touches goes to the opponent
Second shit performance in a row but I'm encouraged that we can get results during periods of poor form. Something I've seen from all of our winning sides over the last two decades.
12 games, 9 clean sheets!
Really?! I thought it was more of a weird game. Strange win though.