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If my blood type is B positive, then why am I so sad all the time?

If my blood type is B positive, then why am I so sad all the time?

Maybe you haven't had an O in a while

It means you need to B(e) Posi(+)ive. You're prone to depression so you always have to be positive.

Once you meet A negative, who is really cheerful and uplifting, you should marry that person, and you'll both reach emotional equilibrium. That's why scientists say "opposites attract": it's good advice, and there's a reason for it. On the other hand, if two people with the same blood type marry, the resulting imbalance is known as "bad blood".

It's because of the misconception about grief and depression.

For instance, when you hit your pinky toe to the table leg, you'd only be feeling the immense pain you are experiencing, even though every other part of your body is perfectly fine. You wouldn't say "I'm fine except for my pinky toe."; you'd wriggle in pain, cursing the entire evolution for giving you this Achilles' pinky, so to speak.

Pain is what "exists", while happiness is only its absence.

Ergo, in scientific terms, sadness is "positive", while happiness is "negative".

This is why you are sad and sadness is what seeps into the very capillaries of your brain.

Why are there so many surgeons in asia?

Why are there so many surgeons in asia?

China has the highest population so naturally there will be more surgeons than any other country.

They are all born doctors and the talented ones go work in the mines

Get out of here with yer logic

All Asian parents tell their kids to become a doctor.

What they don't realize is that when everybody is a doctor, nobody needs to pay to go see the doctor.

Economic collapse ensues

Does dry humor cause eczema?

Does dry humor cause eczema?

Perhaps if your girls name is Emma and she doesn't understand it, then yes.

True, but it's faster to just dump her, and then you'll have your ex, Emma, right away

emmmetaa

...my life makes a whole lot more sense now.

As an American, why is it that I can understand certain other languages perfectly, such as British and Canadian - yet other languages, such as Chinese, sound COMPLETELY foreign to me?

As an American, why is it that I can understand certain other languages perfectly, such as British and Canadian - yet other languages, such as Chinese, sound COMPLETELY foreign to me?

American as a first language here. I believe this is due to evolution. America has been trading with Canada, Britain and even Australia years, even decades before China. Naturally the more successful Americans who adapted genes to understand these languages were better able to procreate creating a situation where this type of communication is simply considered 'normal'. The way the human species is able to adapt to environmental factors is absolutely amazing!

Personally I find Canadian to be a strange language. Most of the time I understand it perfectly, but then sometimes (especially in Quebec) they make zero sense.

Sorry.

Lmao i forgot i was on shittyaskscience

Can someone confirm if this works?

Can someone confirm if this works?

I've been rubbing onions on myself for years now, and I get rashes almost biweekly

Anyone else think this was a boob when you first saw the photo?

But do you have diabetes?

Im clean!

Is it normal for one of your testicles to be bigger than the other two?

Is it normal for one of your testicles to be bigger than the other two?

Yes ma'am

That's one is ripe, you can pick it now.

But is it weird that your vagina teeth grow hair?

I usually pick at it in the bed when I first wake up.

How is it that this cat is transparent?

How is it that this cat is transparent?

Because it's liquid

While it is common knowledge that cats are predators, it is rare to catch them with their cloaking devices active.

Actually, the man is in front of the cat and he is transparent

LIQUIIIIID!!!

I've been staring at this sign for a while and it still hasn't loaded. Is it a problem with my WiFi or is it the server?

I've been staring at this sign for a while and it still hasn't loaded. Is it a problem with my WiFi or is it the server?

It looks like the sign can be lighted up, and it's not, therefore it is not even loading at all. You should find the switch to turn it on to start the loading.

I don't know® , try asking to /sub/outside

You probably haven't found everything on this level yet, once you're ready you should see this light up, followed by new areas you can access, as well as new content.

Or it could just be an artifact left behind by the developers.

In order to prevent popping real life doesn't load anything while you're staring at it. That also explains why water doesn't boil while you look at it.

Is Obama a time-traveling transgender?

Is Obama a time-traveling transgender?

This photo proves Obama has access to a time machine, and also that he likes to sometimes identify as a woman.

The real question is, would you bang?

Let me examine this further in my lab.

Let me examine this further in

Never commented before but i gotta let you know, this is incredible

Your fetish is time travelling, cross dressing, ex-presidents?

I got these eclipse safety glasses on the cheap, can someone tell me how they work since they seem to be a bit unconventional?

I got these eclipse safety glasses on the cheap, can someone tell me how they work since they seem to be a bit unconventional?

Light is repelled by minty fresh breath.

This is actually a prototype of a new class of eye protection based on a theory revisited by E. Murphy et Al. Just this year. In his paper titled "reverse sensory kinematics" the proper use of the eyewear is outlined. You're actually supposed to use it to gaze into the sun for a minimum of three, two hour sessions before the actual eclipse viewing, thus calibrating your ocular nervous system.

To quote E. Murphy directly: "won't have to worry about becoming blind if you are blind"

I'd say light of certain wavelengths.

The eclipse in the sky is cancelled out by the eclipse on the eyes

Try one of these subthreads