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Is there any way I can increase the quality of my cat?

Is there any way I can increase the quality of my cat?

Get a better meowtherboard

Enhance

Get one of them new fangled 4K doors.

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How To Break Glass With A Megaphone

/sub/unexpected That was delightful

If you look really close, you can actually see the megaphone break the glass

Backyard Scientist is a pretty sweet channel.

First thought "how is this shittyaskscience"

Immediately after: belly laugh

I just got my DNA results back and found out I'm 1.6% black. Does this mean I can say the n-word?

I just got my DNA results back and found out I'm 1.6% black. Does this mean I can say the n-word?

I think the way it works is, in any situation where a white guy would 100% get his ass beat for using the N-word, you only have a 98.4% chance of getting your deserved beating.

Still bad odds, so I wouldn't risk it.

Ummm... apparently not? I mean... look at your title.

You can only say 1.6% of the word

No. Only "whole black" can say the n word. And much like milk, you must have at least 3.5% black content to be considered "whole".

I thought childbirth happened after 9 months. Does spinning drastically expedite pregnancies, and does it usually take six spins?

I thought childbirth happened after 9 months. Does spinning drastically expedite pregnancies, and does it usually take six spins?

Yes, but dear God don't spin backwards

OP, you have sadly fallen into an Internet trap called “Photoshop.” These are actually nine different women. It takes one woman nine months to make a baby, but it takes only one month if you have nine women.

Ignore this pro-lifer! spinning backwards is a great non-invasive way to naturally induce abortion.

Pro-lifer? This is an issue of common decency. I had a six year old son when I accidentally spun backwards. Next thing I knew, schwooooooop - sucked right back up

What if no one shot JFK, and his head just did that naturally?

What if no one shot JFK, and his head just did that naturally?

A bird actually hit him at 3000 mph

3,000 mph ≈ 5,000 km/h or 1.3 km/s

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Mind = Blown

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People often say "you wouldn't download a car". I certainly would like to, but I just don't know how. Where are some good pirate sites where I could download a car? Also, what kind of 3D printer should I buy to print the car?

People often say "you wouldn't download a car". I certainly would like to, but I just don't know how. Where are some good pirate sites where I could download a car? Also, what kind of 3D printer should I buy to print the car?

Anti-piracy ads: "You wouldn't download a car..."

Everyone: "Actually I totally would. If the person got to keep the car and then I'd have a car and I could give the other car to my friends so they'd have a car and also I'd get to keep the car, no matter how many people I gave it to. I would totally fucking download a car."

All printers are 3d, you can pick whichever you want.

The ads never actually said you wouldn't download a car, they said you wouldn't steal a car.

Source http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piracy-it-s-a-crime?full=1

Um, toner is like $44 and I can print out thousands of cars with that

What is this bush called and why is it evolving? Did we do something bad to upset the plants?

What is this bush called and why is it evolving? Did we do something bad to upset the plants?

That's the spirit of the rainforest, coming for some payback.

This is actually an ancient Bastion. They were never much for conversation.

When a Venusaur and a Blastoise love each other very much.....

This, it's been seen in parts of the Amazon and used to be seen in Vietnam back during and after the war. I'm sure there are other sightings, but that's what I know

Why isn't this man's hand regrowing?

Why isn't this man's hand regrowing?

It only restores you to your last save point. He must have saved after losing his hand, which is a damn shame.

That's why you never trust auto-save. Make your own back-ups as well.

Because as you can see at the bottom it says dry. You might want to try moist because that has worked for me in the past.

Takes 6-8 weeks.

It's the sacrifice you make for doing an at home treatment rather than having it done by a certified hand builder.

How long until animal trials are over and cybernetic eyes will be available for humans?

How long until animal trials are over and cybernetic eyes will be available for humans?

About the year 2945. So remember to set your calendar.

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If my blood type is B positive, then why am I so sad all the time?

If my blood type is B positive, then why am I so sad all the time?

Maybe you haven't had an O in a while

It means you need to B(e) Posi(+)ive. You're prone to depression so you always have to be positive.

Once you meet A negative, who is really cheerful and uplifting, you should marry that person, and you'll both reach emotional equilibrium. That's why scientists say "opposites attract": it's good advice, and there's a reason for it. On the other hand, if two people with the same blood type marry, the resulting imbalance is known as "bad blood".

It's because of the misconception about grief and depression.

For instance, when you hit your pinky toe to the table leg, you'd only be feeling the immense pain you are experiencing, even though every other part of your body is perfectly fine. You wouldn't say "I'm fine except for my pinky toe."; you'd wriggle in pain, cursing the entire evolution for giving you this Achilles' pinky, so to speak.

Pain is what "exists", while happiness is only its absence.

Ergo, in scientific terms, sadness is "positive", while happiness is "negative".

This is why you are sad and sadness is what seeps into the very capillaries of your brain.

Try one of these subthreads