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What if no one shot JFK, and his head just did that naturally?

What if no one shot JFK, and his head just did that naturally?

A bird actually hit him at 3000 mph

3,000 mph ≈ 5,000 km/h or 1.3 km/s

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People often say "you wouldn't download a car". I certainly would like to, but I just don't know how. Where are some good pirate sites where I could download a car? Also, what kind of 3D printer should I buy to print the car?

People often say "you wouldn't download a car". I certainly would like to, but I just don't know how. Where are some good pirate sites where I could download a car? Also, what kind of 3D printer should I buy to print the car?

Anti-piracy ads: "You wouldn't download a car..."

Everyone: "Actually I totally would. If the person got to keep the car and then I'd have a car and I could give the other car to my friends so they'd have a car and also I'd get to keep the car, no matter how many people I gave it to. I would totally fucking download a car."

All printers are 3d, you can pick whichever you want.

The ads never actually said you wouldn't download a car, they said you wouldn't steal a car.

Source http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piracy-it-s-a-crime?full=1

Um, toner is like $44 and I can print out thousands of cars with that

What is this bush called and why is it evolving? Did we do something bad to upset the plants?

What is this bush called and why is it evolving? Did we do something bad to upset the plants?

That's the spirit of the rainforest, coming for some payback.

This is actually an ancient Bastion. They were never much for conversation.

When a Venusaur and a Blastoise love each other very much.....

This, it's been seen in parts of the Amazon and used to be seen in Vietnam back during and after the war. I'm sure there are other sightings, but that's what I know

Why isn't this man's hand regrowing?

Why isn't this man's hand regrowing?

It only restores you to your last save point. He must have saved after losing his hand, which is a damn shame.

That's why you never trust auto-save. Make your own back-ups as well.

Because as you can see at the bottom it says dry. You might want to try moist because that has worked for me in the past.

Takes 6-8 weeks.

It's the sacrifice you make for doing an at home treatment rather than having it done by a certified hand builder.

How long until animal trials are over and cybernetic eyes will be available for humans?

How long until animal trials are over and cybernetic eyes will be available for humans?

About the year 2945. So remember to set your calendar.

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If my blood type is B positive, then why am I so sad all the time?

If my blood type is B positive, then why am I so sad all the time?

Maybe you haven't had an O in a while

It means you need to B(e) Posi(+)ive. You're prone to depression so you always have to be positive.

Once you meet A negative, who is really cheerful and uplifting, you should marry that person, and you'll both reach emotional equilibrium. That's why scientists say "opposites attract": it's good advice, and there's a reason for it. On the other hand, if two people with the same blood type marry, the resulting imbalance is known as "bad blood".

It's because of the misconception about grief and depression.

For instance, when you hit your pinky toe to the table leg, you'd only be feeling the immense pain you are experiencing, even though every other part of your body is perfectly fine. You wouldn't say "I'm fine except for my pinky toe."; you'd wriggle in pain, cursing the entire evolution for giving you this Achilles' pinky, so to speak.

Pain is what "exists", while happiness is only its absence.

Ergo, in scientific terms, sadness is "positive", while happiness is "negative".

This is why you are sad and sadness is what seeps into the very capillaries of your brain.

Why are there so many surgeons in asia?

Why are there so many surgeons in asia?

China has the highest population so naturally there will be more surgeons than any other country.

They are all born doctors and the talented ones go work in the mines

Get out of here with yer logic

All Asian parents tell their kids to become a doctor.

What they don't realize is that when everybody is a doctor, nobody needs to pay to go see the doctor.

Economic collapse ensues

Does dry humor cause eczema?

Does dry humor cause eczema?

Perhaps if your girls name is Emma and she doesn't understand it, then yes.

True, but it's faster to just dump her, and then you'll have your ex, Emma, right away

emmmetaa

...my life makes a whole lot more sense now.

As an American, why is it that I can understand certain other languages perfectly, such as British and Canadian - yet other languages, such as Chinese, sound COMPLETELY foreign to me?

As an American, why is it that I can understand certain other languages perfectly, such as British and Canadian - yet other languages, such as Chinese, sound COMPLETELY foreign to me?

American as a first language here. I believe this is due to evolution. America has been trading with Canada, Britain and even Australia years, even decades before China. Naturally the more successful Americans who adapted genes to understand these languages were better able to procreate creating a situation where this type of communication is simply considered 'normal'. The way the human species is able to adapt to environmental factors is absolutely amazing!

Personally I find Canadian to be a strange language. Most of the time I understand it perfectly, but then sometimes (especially in Quebec) they make zero sense.

Sorry.

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Can someone confirm if this works?

Can someone confirm if this works?

I've been rubbing onions on myself for years now, and I get rashes almost biweekly

Anyone else think this was a boob when you first saw the photo?

But do you have diabetes?

Im clean!

Try one of these subthreads