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Only one rider.

Only one rider.
Another reason Junkies are better. Wouldn't catch a crackhead doin this.

https://i.redd.it/yv22guf9y2yy.jpg

Another reason Junkies are better. Wouldn't catch a crackhead doin this.

Cocaine, we're the highest consumer of it per capita in the world

What’s the drug of choice in Scotland?

Cocaine® - Classier Than Meth

Atleast she made him run faster

Atleast she made him run faster

Leave me in a hotel room and call me Maddy if getting abducted looks like that

Reminds me ae a wee boy from my school that was getting groomed by the tidiest teacher in school. His da knew and didnae grass, clearly proud ae his son. But then his granny found out and grassed her in.

He was a wee wankstain an aw

Yeah sexual abuse against wee boys is proper good when the woman is tidy. You fuckin werido.

That's why abusers go for boys more often as they feel more shame and aren't as likely to tell anyone, as they 'wanted it'. Fukin gross.

Drapped faster than a sack a tatties

Drapped faster than a sack a tatties
Drapped faster than a sack a tatties

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Goudie, @Goudie15

Why dae lassies exaggerate pain so

much? Bird was just over messin wae

the TV, so obviously a perfect

opportunity to bounce a teddy aff her

heed, an she goes down like she's been

hit by a fuckin sniper. Took her 10mins

to admit it didny actually hurt

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Maybe she plays soccer?

You mean football? Daft cunt.

Priorities

Priorities

Does that bus have wooden benches for seats?

Looks like metal with a textured paint job and a thing layer of foam (covered in plastic) for the actual seat bit.

Don’t care where this is from,it’s a screamer!

Scots run Twitter

Scots run Twitter

Pish patter

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Shite that

I work in Scotland and it's sound, as are the people. The UK in general is very tolerant of other races (apart from a few places, like any other country).

Whats scotland like, Ive always wanted to go there when I become an older lad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And will they be tolerant of Black guys like me. Just asking cause I really want to go there one day

Cheerio.

Cheerio.

Must have been a really crappy joab

Another breed of spastic

Another breed of spastic

awww fuck

is it law or something that every Scot’s profile pic is a club pic?

I can't believe you've done this

Tbf, i have been known to get pissed off with my Mrs because of something like this.

"Look, i've gotta go find my phone and then i'll be leaving.... FUCK SAKE, WHERE'S MY PHONE?"

Proceed to slowly realise i'm using it, that's why i can't find it

Try one of these subthreads