You chose this life.
You choose it every day.
Make a different choice tomorrow.
Do you... do you always carry around some miniwheats with you?
Is that what rick says right before trying the suicide machine?
thats totally those muddy buddy chex mix, or home made puppy chow
It will end with Noob Noob saying that we'll have to wait a year and a half (or longer) to see how they unravel this mess.
Maybe they'll end with a hard date for season 4? I hope...
Who the fuck is Noob Noob?
Got damn, dude.
No! The people get more from what he represented, than from the jellybean he actual was...
He rapes. But he saves. But he also rapes.
anyone else notice the child is in their underwear? lol it's taken me this long to notice... also i didn't mean to notice. oh boy this isn't good
He only rapes to save and he saves WAY MORE than he rapes. But he still rapes.
This is upsetting to me because I feel like I don't need no Baby Legs squadron.
Baby legs squadron meet regular legs squadron.
Baby Legs Squadron, don't talk back to me.
Good luck you two squadrons, there's a squadron of criminals to kill.
If we were only allow baby legged people in army's worldwide.We would accomplish world peace in an instant.
There's a 104 days of Rick & Morty and then another 99 years and 261 days to ennnnd it~
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Discovering Mulan Szhechuen sauce. Kidnapping the CEO of McDonald's…
Surfing interdimensional channels
Raise a gazorpazorp
Dropping trow, and deuce to get schwifty [Keith David: It's Working]
Fulfil a Meeseeks
So many things that make this show nifty [Morty: Damn it Rick]
As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do before the next hiatus
[Rick: So stick with us and all of our adventures in which you highly rate us.
So stick with us until we get old, and you start to fucking hate us.]
MOM! /u/BoozeoisPig responded to his own comment and finished the thread without giving anyone else a chance!
Typical Rick move
Perhaps we could get a court order that says he can't eat shit anymore.
Since this shot is from Season 3, episode 1, it is very possible that your theory is correct. We don't know the exact length of time the Earth was part of the Federation before it collapsed but it did appear to be weeks. Who knows how long he was hiding in those sewers.
Since in the same episode, Beth decides to divorce Jerry, it's pretty certain this is the same dimension and timeline as well
The plot thickens
No, Rick forgot to remove the dream scape device from him and they went to Snowball's dream
Can't wait to see this again next week.
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Is he keeping his shoulders square?
It would be funny if the meeseeks holding the target had bullet wounds
"Slowly I am starting to dislike Beth" - Jerry
How weird would it be if this season forces Jerry to get his shit together and Beth just falls apart. A complete role reversal.
You don't know me
Based on a future episode description, it looks like Jerry finds someone else and finally moves on.
You could call it pocket Morty!
I think you'd get sued for unlicensed use of Adult Swim's IP first.
And get sued for too closely resembling the game title.
The money that you could have made off this design
He was about to die so he transferred his consciousness to Noob Noob.
I'd love to think one of the guys of the studio is allowing themselves a bit of fun like that. Or anybody, really. Super wholesome!
Is this on tinder?