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My wife is playing with fire with our grocery list

My wife is playing with fire with our grocery list

Apple's brand new line of iHoles coming to retailers soon.

Charcoal is for grilling, yo

That's good! Is that your own joke?

Yes sir

When you're a f*cking stupid bitch and you can't stop eating down those f*cking season 3 shitposts

When you're a f*cking stupid bitch and you can't stop eating down those f*cking season 3 shitposts

Haha Just kidding

Why is fuck censored but not bitch or shit

But this is reddit not television

Bitch isn't considered a bad word on american television, I don't think shit is either based on that one episode of southpark. But fuck is not allowed.

Found a life size 3D printed Rick today

Found a life size 3D printed Rick today

i dont want to think about how many print hours that would have taken.

If they had any sense, it would be hollow

That would still take a lot of print hours. Unless they print it in low resolution and sand it down afterwards. Which would still take a lot of time.

rick or tiny rick?

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I have no idea if y'all seen this already but..

I have no idea if y'all seen this already but..

perfect for when you gotta shove things wayyyyyy up inside your butthole

No it's weed to smear in your asshole to make it all loosey goosey for anal coitus and to get high

I'm sorry but... is that weed to smear in your asshole to get high?

I admire your focus on this.

Waka Flocka is one of us.

Waka Flocka is one of us.

Wakaflakadubdub

http://imgur.com/2vNPmwR

Getting schwifty with no hands!

Secretly hoping Eric Andre gets a hold of him and a couple liters of refined ayahuasca tea in a room to create that "Waka Flakka ayahuasca flame" bit that this society craves

MFW the Season 3 announcement drops on April 1st

MFW the Season 3 announcement drops on April 1st

Im not getting my hopes up, maybe this summer if we're lucky.

If you never get your hopes up then you can never be disappointed!

April 1st...nothing suspicious to see here

I remember when I was first discovering R&M, Season 2 had literally just ended. All I could think of was "omg, I have to wait like another year for more of this show???"

:( I was so naive.

Friend met Daniel Radcliffe and even Harry Potter gets schwifty,!

Friend met Daniel Radcliffe and even Harry Potter gets schwifty,!

Daniel Radcliffe just seems the one of the funnest, most swell guys to hang around.

I'd love to go see a movie with him, drive some go karts, hang out at a bar, suck his dick, pal around when he walks all those dogs.

Just good bro stuff.

Um, that's clearly Elijah Wood. How embarrassing.

Again, nothing sexual

Harry: "Ah geez professor, I don't know. I just want to study" Dumbledore: "Who needs belch to study? Magic is belch easy" Harry: "You know, if-if it's so easy, why don't you just make my smart with like, you know, magic." Dumbledore: "Finnneee belch Wingardium belch Leviosa!"

My feelings right now

My feelings right now

Yeah right. I've been waiting nearly a decade for Half Life 3. I'd kill for a wait time like Rick and Morty Season 3, cause that would mean I'd actually get the damn game.

GRRM fan checking in, existence is pain.

"They're drawing it."

He's writing it. He's writing it. He's writing it.

Meet the new co-executive producer for Season 3

Meet the new co-executive producer for Season 3

Oh no, we're all doomed

"In a statement to the press, newly added co-executive producer Gabe Newell revealed that season 3 of Rick and Morty will be released once Half-Life 3 is confirmed."

Keep Alyx safe.

Why does Dan look more photoshopped in than Gabe?

I faceswapped because I was bored, and I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUCK!!

I faceswapped because I was bored, and I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUCK!!

I don't need season 3 anymore, I want a completely face swapped episode.

Mick and Rorty.

The original .PNG file was named Mort and Ricky.png.

"Aw jeez, Rick! What's going on!?"

"Morty, calm do-belch-wn, Morty, it looks like our faces have somehow been swapped with one belch anothers."

"Aww jeez Rick! What are we gonna do!"

Try one of these subthreads