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I love it when Harmon decides to just rant directly at the audience

I love it when Harmon decides to just rant directly at the audience

Rick: Cute. Your sister's boss gave me a microscope that would have made me retarded.

Morty: Ooo, oh boy Rick, I-I don't think you're allowed to say that word. Ya know?

Rick: Uh Morty, I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I'm stating the fact that if I had used this microscope it would have made me mentally retarded.

Morty: Ok but yeah, I don't think it's about logic, Rick. I-I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing.

Rick: Well that's retarded.

I always see this quote come up and everyone's like DAMN RICK AN MORTY TELLIN IT HOW IT IS HAHA FREE SPEECH, TAKE THAT TRIGGERED PEOPLE! and no one seems to remember that the real punchline is rick mocking the fact that this point of view is almost exclusively coming from sexually frustrated men.

Classic Harmon!

I love how not only did that not get shot down by Adult Swim but also had no backlash (I think, I haven't seen any from it, which is great.)

When my girlfriend says I need to eat more leafy greens

When my girlfriend says I need to eat more leafy greens

I also love how it looks like Beth's really offended.

This isn't funny. You Up-voters are sheep. Think for yourselves. Focus on Science.

And she's got her left hand over where her heart ISN"T. No wonder she's just some horse surgeon, right?

Let's not rehash that fight.

I-I-I don't know Rick

I-I-I don't know Rick

You either die a morty or live long enough to see yourself become a rick

"I used to wear blue pants"

But, if Rick is Future-Morty, wouldn't everyone also fall in love with Rick in Rick Potion #9?

Holy fuck......

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What suicide looks like in the Chair Universe (x-post r/hmmm)

What suicide looks like in the Chair Universe (x-post r/hmmm)

awww is that his wife and kids walking in?

Oh my god

I'm more confused about why there are door knobs in a universe filled by sentient chairs.

Good thing the other chair had a flower in it's non existent hair. I almost thought these chairs were gay.

Lord, forgive me for what I have done.

Lord, forgive me for what I have done.

In Rick and Morty culture this is considered a brick move.

This was going to be the plot for a episode in Season 3.

Now they have to redo the episode and delay Season 3.

THANKS

Tiny Brickkkkk!!!

The brickest Brick of them all

The 3rd wheel is a weird spot

The 3rd wheel is a weird spot

"I stuck these two stills of someone else's work together and put some text above them. Since all the credit for this now mine, I'll just watermark it so everyone knows."

I'm sure he paid them the requisite 25 schmeckles.

Here's a link to the animation team (about halfway down). Matt Bryan is not among them, don't try to take credit for other people's work. Now eat some shit you fucking stupid bitch... not kidding.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2861424/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm

Y'all are acting like OP didn't find this trash on Facebook or something.

When you go from high school to college

When you go from high school to college

Wait until you leave college.

A lot of dumb mother fuckers out there, even worse there are dumb mother fuckers who're lazy.

Great thing to see on my graduation day haha, I was handed my diploma 6 hours ago.

Edit: High school diploma, to clarify.

And all while you feel lonelier than ever.

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I know, right?

I only now realized that the "nurse" has 3 breasts.

I know, right?

I know, right?

Rick and Mario Odyssey

Its a me superrrurrb Riiiick.

Nintendo give me free stuff!

I'm gonna go take a shit.

I predict this is gonna get 19k upvotes and 190 comments

What are you waiting for?

What are you waiting for?

When s3 e2 comes out: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED

When s3 e2 comes out: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED

WHERE IS EPISODE 3?!?!?!

Talk about low effort shitposting.

It will air 3 months after episode 2. This will be the new airing schedule.

Try one of these subthreads