Task Manager sometimes can’t be closed and becomes unresponsive, what then?
Have you tried to switch it off and on again?
Well, first you sacrifice a Linux server to the god known as Clippy...
Hold the powahhhh
Man if Dave comes out as a pervert, I don't know what I'll do.
Hey man, everybody fucks funny to somebody. Dave? He likes to fuck feet!
He's less of a sexual deviant and more of a full on rapist
Aw no Bill Crosby?!
E: Apologies for the misspelling, I have Mason Crosby in fantasy so I've been spelling Pill Crosby for a while now.
Complaining about your kids is like complaining about a hangover. You did this to yourself.
That doesn’t mean they can’t vent steam sometimes about the minor inconveniences that come along with parenthood
Try working overnights. You don't even get an extra hour at home, you get an extra hour of work.
I used to order my steaks well done because I was afraid of the bacteria.
Dude, holy shit. A well done steak is NOT a steak at all. You are truly wasting your money on utter crap.
Now I want a fucking steak.
You're in the wrong here. Apologize.
Your friend would be right.
Cooking a steak well-done is an unforgivable sin.
Like killing a unicorn instead of riding it gracefully into the distance.
OP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I get it. The GIF is just some dude chewing because a well-done steak is the equivalent of chewing rocks.
This brings a whole new meaning to Spoon Man
Source is - of course - .
Well, now I've got to go back and watch Babylon 5. The 'ol secret floor.
That's Freddy Kreuger right?
For a quick fix of nostalgia there is always /sub/babylon5gifs.
OP is a bundle of sticks.
Such a wanking bundle of sticks.
OP you're not a bundle of sticks, you're a bundle of sticks
We got us a bundle of sticks over here fellas
If you want to browse what the good people of Nilbog have prepared you can use this link.
Nice try OP. You can't use this account tk set up your own gif.
Meanwhile your OC gets posted elsewhere by someone else and gains huge popularity
Look at it this way... you're a nonconformist!
That’s a really shitty thing to do as a teacher. Guaranteeing embarrassment and loss of confidence for that student
One time I was misplaced in a beginners level math class, and was forced take it. We had a very long curved test, and he said don't worry about finishing it all, he didn't expect us too. Since it was so easy I finished and got every question right, but every other person had done like half the problems and quit. Every person failed that final because a counselor misplaced me.
Edit: Please don't think I'm bragging. It was Basics of Mathematics, shit like fractions and long division. In college.
Or it's because the one student didn't even attempt the test and it's an attempt to shame them into actually trying because they threw away an easy A. Source: I am a teacher who gave a test where ONE FUCKING STUDENT DIDN'T FUCKING ACE IT! IT WAS A FUCKING GIMME! THE EASIEST TEST EVER!!! FUCKING OPEN NOTEBOOK!!! BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T GIVE A SHIT FOR 20 FUCKING MINUTES!
I apologize for my rage.