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MRW I finish my taxes and see I am getting a refund for the first time in 7 years.

MRW I finish my taxes and see I am getting a refund for the first time in 7 years.

In Australia the status quo is to take "more than" you'd expect to pay on income taxes using our PAYG scheme. Means most wage earners in our country provide small interest free loans to our government each year. The refund is nice but I'd rather it in my pocket when I get paid tbh.

I love tax time every year feels like im getting free money even though it is rightly mine

If you are getting a refund, you gave the government an interest free loan with your money last year. Adjust your withholding to take less taxes out of your paycheck.

Its like putting money in a bank account that you can only access once a year!

MFW someone from the UK posts about Mother's Day and I remember after a brief panic that I'm from Canada

MFW someone from the UK posts about Mother's Day and I remember after a brief panic that I'm from Canada

Canadians are all bred in factories, they don't have mothers.

same, first thing I saw this morning.

May 14th for those in the US. Carry on browsing /sub/gonewild and playing BattleGrounds, everyone.

Do Canadians not have mothers day?

When I get invited to a party that doesn't start til 10pm

When I get invited to a party that doesn't start til 10pm

I remember when I was 18-19 my friends and I would meet around 10pm to be at the club around 11. Nowadays we meet around 8 because by 11 we are all tired as fuck.

Wait a few years and 11 is bed time.

Wait a few more years...I'm usually in bed by 9.

Edit: For those asking--late 30s with kids and a job that I get up at 5am for. Bedtime isn't always at 9, but the next day sucks when it isn't.

Yeah, but when we get up at 5 the next morning to do errands the world had become a magical place where children and teenagers simply don't exist.

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MRW I get my first real paycheck in almost 10 years and see all the taxes taken out but think back to all the times throughout my life that I benefited from other people's tax money.

That's how you lose with grace.

You just went from Democrat. To Republican and back to Democrat.

I just don't look at the taxes taken out. It's a worthless, upsetting exercise. I just understand that we all have to pay our share to enjoy this great country we were randomly born in.

Thank you for the thought of mind to know how you were once in need and the system was there to try to help catch you at your weakest with a safety net and save you from far worse fates that you might never have gotten out of. Payback into the system and also make sure that money is spent from your taxes to help others who were just like you in the same situation.

MRW he says he never said he would repeal Obamacare on his first day

He also said there would be affordable healthcare for all, you can keep your doctors and that the government would pay for it.

He never had the power anyway to promise the thing he promised, so that means he's kept his promise!

WEW

Yeah, well, he says a lot of bullshit. Someday people will figure this out.

MRW my internet privacy is no longer private

I actually spent 20 minutes last night writing a very respectful, thought out email to my senator that voted "yea" on this bill.

Then I clicked submit and was told the website was down for maintenance and I couldn't email him.

If that's not indicative of the state of our government I don't know what is.

This was probably the most emotionally honest scene in Iron Fist.

Fax it to him.

Over and over

MRW people say we don't need high res memes

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sweet jesus, t swift is like, really good looking.

dude, she's all yours, I couldn't smash that ass, it would feel like defiling a national treasure. I don't even think I could wank to porn of her.

I like my girls a solid 6/10-8/10, and preferably alcoholic

>:(

MRW my brother-in-law says he hopes they repeal Obamacare tomorrow because he is covered by the Affordable Care Act and wants poor people to pay their fair share.

MRW my brother-in-law says he hopes they repeal Obamacare tomorrow because he is covered by the Affordable Care Act and wants poor people to pay their fair share.

You should feel happy that you aren't related to him by blood, but you should feel sad that your children will be.

He was honestly confused and had no idea. He is not a bad guy, just grossly misinformed. Grew up in a very right wing house and we definitely didn't see eye to eye when we first met, but I was cordial because he is really good to my sister. He is hard working and they are lower middle class, but since he lives around many others in the same economic situation they don't really think they are "poor". His job doesn't provide healthcare so they signed up for the ACA and he honestly didn't know they were the same. When I explained the situation to him and what the new healthcare bill would do he looked like a deer in the headlights and said, "Shit. That's not good at all." People can think its fake, but there really are people out there that believe the misinformation out there.

I wonder what's gonna come first, that the average American becomes too dumb to live or that the average American becomes too poor to live.

So what did he say when you told him?

When my wife accused me of triggering the lightning bolt in Mario Kart

Yes!!! The king of the Macho Man Randy Savage gif is back! Long may he reign!

Remember you could hit the lightning bolt right before the big gap in Wario Stadium and bone the player of your choice. Good times.

Seriously, /u/EditingAndLayout 's Randy The Macho Man Savage gifs are my favorite submissions hands down.

Both for being RTMMS...and for being applied flawlessly.

Me too.

MRW there's not one but two new Dave Chappelle stand-up shows on Netflix.

MRW there's not one but two new Dave Chappelle stand-up shows on Netflix.

Ya'll got anymore of them stand-up specials??

They're on Netflix right now? I thought they were coming out later in the year

I just checked, they released today

https://m.imgur.com/lbUbP2t?r

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