*up votes indianly
Looks like a 20 year old Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
What he really meant was
Stop, don't comeback
You guys need better cats. Mine gets sad and meows at me from the window on the way out. I can hear him meowing in excitement if I have my keys out and approach my apartment and he's always waiting for me right at the door. And no, its not for food/water, he just loves being with me.
**until my bowl is half empty and starvation is imminent.
Yeah, I can hear my cat meowing through the door if I take too long getting out of my car and into the house.
My dealer told me to start charging my friends.
That was weird.
I went thru a tough patch for about a year when I couldn't "contribute" so much. My two buddies never bitched about it. When my finances got better I gave them an ounce each. "A friend with weed is a friend indeed"
He was just working on his downstream
Yeah, I didn't mean it all that seriously. I think we have all been that friend at different times.
Awe she's beautiful
Cut it with the power of steel.
We're gonna need more Conan gifs in this sub, stat
Wait til you hear her voice.
What the shit is happening here...
This is from a Russian TV show "Chto Gde Kogda", meaning "What Where When", a Trivia show that's been going on since ages immemorial.
I'm getting to a point in life where I've had so many of these scares that I'm no longer afraid of having to raise a child (kinda want a family anyway) but I am now afraid of what it would do to my partner (both in terms of her career, her ambitions, the physical strain etc).
The scare is still there, but the why has changed.
Ahh the crystal owl. Of course.
I fucking love this gif. WHY IS THE MONKEY WEARING A HAT? And why does it look like it just overheard someone complain about the food he made
Showed this to my mom, she used it as an opportunity to tell me I go on my phone too much.
I make a meal for my friends, Try to make it delicious, Try to keep it nutritious, Create wonderful dishes Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Give her exactly this reaction
There should be more Black Dynamite gifs
Dude on the left is acting very hard that he's angry.
I hate the fact that i'm upvoting this.
There should be more Black Dynamite.
Man how do i miss lovingly crafted spoof movies.
"Yes, it's with two ladies from work."
Might be worth adding i work in a female dominated workplace.
It's Robert from accounting.
If you ever decide to actually do it, though I'd advise against it, get a prostitute.
for the karma
Has William H. Macy ever played an elf? He has some serious elf-like ears.
You turn into an Asian girl for a brief moment?
i'm 95% sure he's doing a bit