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MRW I'm in line at a busy Subway and the guy in front of me orders 8 subs, all toasted.

MRW I'm in line at a busy Subway and the guy in front of me orders 8 subs, all toasted.

I laughed strangely hard at this

shut up man MAYBE HE'S FEEDING HIS FAMILY UOU DON'T KNOW WHY DO YOU TRY TO BE MEAN

MRW someone gives me gold for a gif with 9 points

I wonder how many people here have no ideas where this is from?

I once got gold for a comment that was at -11 points. Gotta say I was pretty proud of that

Edit: thank you kind stranger, my second gold is about a comment on how I got gold the first time. Dkm

Hahaha!!This is great

I too go from a raggedy, downtrodden man sitting seemingly going nowhere to a million bucks after getting gold. If only for a brief moment.

MRW The government shuts down on the anniversary of Trump becoming president

MRW The government shuts down on the anniversary of Trump becoming president

Ron would be proud.

The only difference being that republicans control...well everything, including the presidency

To be fair the same thing happened to Obama 4 years ago.

Even with full control they needed 60 votes in the Senate to not shut down. 45 of 51 Republican senators voted for the bill, five unsurprisingly voted against, and one didn't vote. Of the 49 Democrat Senators, 44 voted against, five voted for. Even if every Republican would have voted yes they still would have needed an additional 4 Democrats to vote to pass the bill. So saying that Republicans control everything really doesn't mean that much when you have a 51/49 Senate and require 60 votes to pass and keep the government running.

MRW I see the same post on ask Reddit for the 8th time taday.

MRW I see the same post on ask Reddit for the 8th time taday.

"What's the sexiest sex you ever sex that I can jerk to?"

What is conspiracy theory that you think is true???

Alternative title

“When I look at myself in the mirror because I realize I’m on Reddit too much”

How else are people gonna farm karma?

MRW I post a last minute reaction gif before bed hoping it blows up overnight.

MRW I post a last minute reaction gif before bed hoping it blows up overnight.

That's my reaction when I comment on a new last minute post hoping it blows up overnight and I get the top comment.

That's MRW I comment on a comment hoping it blows up overnight and i get the top comment to the top comment.

And my reaction on a comment of a comment of a comment for some sweet easy overnight karma.

Choo-choo? 🙏🏼

MRW CNN rews reporter Ashleigh Banfield blasts the Aziz Ansari accuser on live TV and calls her accusations "reckless and hollow"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y4bAULTwAJU

The article on Babe gave me shudders. It's a dangerous world for men out there.

If someday I offer a date white wine instead of red, and then ask for a blowjob will I be publicly shamed for being a sexual predator?

Wasn't the issue that he kept pushing and pushing even though she said she wasn't interested? He kept asking where he was gong to fuck her when she said she didn't want to. He kept doing the gross thing where he'd jam his fingers down her throat so he could finger her. Sounds like he went a lot further then just giving her white wine instead of red.

What I read sounded pretty creepy. So yeah, the world is getting bad for creeps. Don't be a creep.

I think that would actually make things worse for everyone. What if you thought it would be cool but don’t like where it started going and changed your mind, but too late you already “signed” a “contract”? Then if it’s undermined it has no real benefit, only potential negative.

MRW I go home with a guy and he gives me white wine instead of red

MRW I go home with a guy and he gives me white wine instead of red

Lesson here, white wine goes with chicken, while red wine goes with roast beef.

As a guy: what did I do wrong? Why are you marking me up?

reference to the aziz ansari accusations. we're mocking the accuser in this thread i guess

Are you implying she hasn't earned it?

Edit: Sexual assault allegations should be taken seriously. Every sane person will agree with that. But usually, that is taken to mean "people who accuse other people of sexual assault need to be taken seriously." That's not the whole picture, though: "People making sexual assault allegations need to take the process seriously," too.

From what is known so far, this woman is a complete mess, and either doesn't understand or doesn't care that she's making a mockery of herself as well as of sexual assault victims. Of course she should still receive the full attention of the legal system, but unless almost everything about these allegations changes, in my opinion, she's a moron who deserves to be made fun of.

Edit2: And of course I say that from the safety of my opinion not mattering whatsoever. Lucky me.

MRW I'm in Hawaii and I get a push notification saying there is an incoming missle

MRW I'm in Hawaii and I get a push notification saying there is an incoming missle

Let's hope that Jet Ski can do 400 mph

It only needs to get a couple miles away.

There’s enough other islands there to the northwest. Any strike would hit Oahu (military target). Just head to Kauai. Based on distance and prevailing winds, you’ll be fine.

So when did you realize that you are a bull dog?

An average Trump supporter's reaction to the facts

Holy shit joe rogan was a normal sized human back then.

Everyone is talking about Trump and here I am mind blown that we got a Newsradio gif. Best sitcom of the 90s, hands down!

Holy shit I didn't even realize that was Joe Rogan

I was in an alt-right conspiracy sub earlier this week, and one of them said to me, "It might not be true, but we want it to be true, and we need it to be true, so it's true."

I have no idea what one is supposed to do with willful ignorance that profound.

Try one of these subthreads