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I LIVE in Germany

I LIVE in Germany

Back in 2010-11 Belgium didn't have a government for almost 600 days and life went on just as usual. I think Germany can handle taking some time to form their government.

Oh yeah, we're in pieces over here. Chaos in the streets, people praying to their gods - say goodbye to good old Germany, we are done for.

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

Andrew Neil, @afneil

Germany tonight in its biggest political crisis since late 1940s. Bigger even than the UK's current ongoing political crisis.

Jon Worth, @JonWorth You have not got a clue. One of four parties walked right out of coalition talks. It might take a while to find a solution...

Andrew Neil, @afneil

Guess you're not reading/watching German media.

Jon Worth, @JonWorth I LIVE in Germany. I am a member of a German political party and am a delegate to its party congress. I follow German politics for my job.

And, just maybe, I might know a thing or two about it?

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Look it up on twitter and read some more context if you’re interested. Both posters are Brit journos, neither is a politician.

Also don’t lose sight of how ridiculous the first assertion was: biggest political crisis since the 40s? What about the Berlin Wall, collapse of East Germany, Stasi etc.? That’s what makes the exchange so satisfying, that OP is so clearly full of shit.

Weeb claims to have a wife of 8 years that is a "manifestation of his illness"

Weeb claims to have a wife of 8 years that is a "manifestation of his illness"

What confuses me is how 7k+ people think this is 100% real even though this guy never provides real evidence to back up his claims (such pictures of the prescription meds he claims to use)

To be fair isn't the whole point of the casualAMA that you don't have to provide proof as it's not meant to be taken seriously

One of his answers from the thread when someone asked his waifu schizophrenic delusion to describe him.

I am growing tired and questions to Yufi are becoming difficult to answer correctly, but she wants me to try for this one.

Sit and breathe... breathe...

"If I were on the road or talking to someone in a bar about my husband, I would tell them that he is the most loving, compassionate person I have ever met. His love knows no limits. He loves easily. He loves unconditionally. And he is so easily wounded by those who would abuse that trust. It is because he can love someone like me that I love him with all my own heart. He feared for years that we would meet with rejection but he never pushed me away. And now that we are out and in the open we have received nothing but kindness. He is a fragile and beautiful person, and it is both my honor and my privilege to care for him, in sickness and in health."

I think Yufi had more to say but I came out of my little trance just at the end of that sentence. I actually typed most of that with my eyes closed and edited for spelling errors.

Jesus how are so many people in that thread buying his crock of bullshit? I'd laugh but his neckbeard waifu fantasy is really bloody mocking people actually suffering from this horrible disease.

Edit : somewhere else he notes that when he was in uni "I fell prey to a manipulative woman who toyed with me as I grew more and more obsessed with her, and then... Well, Yufi came back to me. I needed her desperately."

I invite you all to take a big fat guess as to what this actually means when you remove the neckbeard filter. Dude probably got some semblance of a social life in uni until he got friendzoned and needed his waifu back to comfort him with speeches such as the one above. "Easily wounded by those who abuse that trust" All of my fucking lols.

Are schizophrenics able to accept that they're having delusions, but also continue to affirm the existence of an imagined entity?

Green’s results are literally off the charts

Green’s results are literally off the charts
Green’s results are literally off the charts

Maybe the IQ score has overflow.

It's like a game, where a value of 257 is actually 1.

Green must be trusting online iq tests i.e. useless

Would like to refer everyone to Stephen Hawking's comment about how he doesn't know his IQ and people who talk about their IQ are losers. #9 on this list: list

Karma digger dug himself a grave

Karma digger dug himself a grave

Saw a trending TIFU post, thought the post was pretty feelsbad until I read the comments and decided to check out OP's Reddit post history. Stumbled across their attempt at "exposing" a karma whore, only for their attempt to backfire on them. What an interesting night!

https://imgur.com/gallery/3alpE

Why do people want karma this badly

Absolutely, omg

This was gold

But why??

But why??

I'm posting false information for attention and I got caught. What should I do?

create a new UN, start all over again.

Do I have to invite all the countries or can I leave some out?

create a new UN, start all over again.

e: u/tmarkville do you, dude.

I'm 16 and I shitpost lies on reddit and got called out because of my post history. What can I do?

I found this on Instagram and felt like it would fit on this page.

I found this on Instagram and felt like it would fit on this page.

famous

If you're famous on instagram you're not famous at all

considered putting "famous" in quotes in my first comment, but the strange truth is she truly is famous for nothing more than posting edgy photos and DJing an event every so often.

considered putting "famous" in quotes in my first comment, but the strange truth is for nothing more than posting edgy photos and DJing an event every so often.

the world wants to know ... what did she expect ???

The Spanish inquisition??

Gordon Ramsay calls out woman who posted his own salad.

Gordon Ramsay calls out woman who posted his own salad.

That's funny, she was probably trying to see if he would talk shit about his own dish, but he caught on to it.

To me this seems to be nothing more than a joke and it seems he even takes it that way given his response.

I mean I'm fairly impressed he can recognise it, as it looks pretty awful

I ate at his Vegas steak joint and for two of us with alcohol it clocked in somewhere ~$200-250ish. Couldn't quote you a price on that salad in particular. Scotch quail eggs are what I imagine gods must eat though.

Stellar journalism

Stellar journalism

What's wrong with calling something "suburban sprawl" anyway? It just means that suburban neighborhoods have spread out over a large area. Every major city has this around it.

Jenna Fischer Disses St. Louis: 'My Hometown Seriously Uncool.'

Yeah, I thought it was just a Human Geography term, not some kinda insult. I don't even think it works as a descriptor as it's used here, instead it's more of a civilization phenomenon.

Oh god. That makes what she said even worse. It means she was accurate.

'Crazy thought' for a new law

'Crazy thought' for a new law

Your size or strength should never be an excuse for assaulting someone.

On average women are weaker than men, but this is not always the case.

Even a relatively weak person is capable of inflicting serious damage.

What about women who abuse men?

The law doesn't state you have to be a man to have your right to own a firearm taken away. But yeah, dudes just talking shit. You could also bring up a woman abusing another woman.

When did I make an excuse for anyone?

You made an excuse for women. Whether or not they are smaller and weaker is irrelevant.

You repeated my comment in different words.

You were basically saying that, since women are smaller and weaker on average, that it's of less concern.

My point was that the average does not cover all situations. Letting women go because they tend to be smaller and weaker will completely miss the situations where they are of equal or greater size/strength than the man.

As someone who trains MMA I've had my ass kicked by plenty of women.

Doesn't that prove my point?

Women are perfectly capable of inflicting serious damage, the fact that they tend to be smaller and weaker is irrelevant.

OP tells a story about hearing a track he made when he was a child and how someone stole it, the ''theif'' comes to shut him down

OP tells a story about hearing a track he made when he was a child and how someone stole it, the ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycSucq24arM

Image Transcription: Reddit Comments

Red1, 140 points

I recently discovered one of my musical pieces from when I was much younger and I wrote it on Amiga Modtracker, it was called “Rainy Night”.

It was re-done by Moby, with the same title. I used to upload it to BBS’s (bulletin board systems, before the “internet” was a thing) and apparently Moby got a hold of it and did some edits.

I was shocked to hear it at the end of 21 Jump Street, only for 10 seconds or so, but I wondered how I could go about claiming credit for it with the original files and I don’t wanna get in to a big law suit, not worth it, although I’m proud of the work I did almost 25 years ago.

I think I’ll just be happy that someone recognized my talent from back then, and even if it took Moby’s name to get it there, whatever.

I’m not a musician anymore, so I’ll just take the badge of honor and move on!

Anyways, my song has 10 seconds worth of time in a movie I love, near the end of the credits. SUCK IT, WORLD!

EDIT: Moby's version here, not many changes to my original, I can say I recorded the rain sounds, the thunder, and my sister walking in high heels, no proof, so kinda lame. I have the original Amiga .MOD file on my desktop, but waiting for a monitor for that at the moment. Anyways, here's Moby's version, don't have the link to the 21 Jump Street piece, I'll try to grab that as soon as possible

Red2, [score hidden]

You sir, are a liar. I am the composer of "Rainy Night" on the Amiga. It's an original composition of mine and it was released in 1989 in a an Amiga demo called "Tropical Night": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-JW9aMs3q4 I was releasing music as "Moby" back then. This is when I started to compose music for video games. As there was that other Moby releasing commercial music, I had to change my moniker a few years later to "elmobo" to avoid the confusion. You guys can check my profile on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4M2E7AIfreGAxeI7GuZpst Rainy Night is included in the Amiga Days Volume 2 compilation. The samples you're talking about were sampled from various movies and taken from sample disks. There's no way you could record from real life sources of that quality with just an amiga sampler back then, especially your sister high heels with that reverb. Some instruments were sampled from my synthesizer (can you say which one ? I can.), some other were taken from samples disks. If my track has indeed been used in 21 jump street (which I doubt), I'm gonna have to talk to my lawyer.

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What a bizarre and obscure thing to lie about.

Good human.

They probably figured it was obscure enough not to get called out.

Try one of these subthreads