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Calling someone out on AskReddit.

Calling someone out on AskReddit.

Man, it would have never occurred to me to be skeptical of someone claiming to be a 22-year old man living in the U.K. with two cats and two lizards. It's not exactly the wildest yarn ever spun on Reddit, I mean.

I don't think I'd be a good sleuth.

That was my exact response to reading this. I'd never bother checking the comment history of some dude who admits to no skills, stories or achievements. If someone claims they're a scientist- yeah sure, pitchfork their ass - but, how many post histories is the OP checking?! Having said that, good work catching a, clearly compulsive, fucking liar

I'm the one who posted the comment. A lot of people are wondering why I went through this guy's history. Someone replied to the same comment saying something along the lines of 'I wish I knew how to hack'. I thought this was a reference to something Mr. Bullshitter had posted before. I am interested in learning about networking and penetration testing and I was intrigued about what he may have posted as I thought it would have been along similar lines. When I was going through it, I noticed some inconsistencies and decided to call him out.

"Askreddit", more like farm karma and talk BS.

Never use a celebrity picture as your made up girlfriend.

Never use a celebrity picture as your made up girlfriend.

And the hits keep coming

That is some awe-inspiring doubling down. I would genuinely love to know what was inside that dude's head when he wrote out that second comment.

Kicking a man while he's down. Ooph.

Damn, brutal roast on last comment.

Yelper isn't happy with his brake repair service, is called out by the owner of the company

Yelper isn't happy with his brake repair service, is called out by the owner of the company

I'm pretty sure that's what this guy was doing. Small businesses who use Yelp a lot somewhat depend on good reviews and some people take advantage of that to try to get money back in exchange for a partial refund or something. Luckily we're established enough that this won't affect us much. We have 313 Yelp reviews and 312 of them are 5 stars

Just out of curiosity, do users like this (all 1 and 2 star reviews) want to take bribes to remove or edit their posts? Are they just shameless assholes? What's the point?

Oh wow, it's actually you business/workplace? I wanted to say, I've never even heard of a brake warranty, let alone 24 months or 24k miles! That's a fucking selling point and a half.

Yeah I'm a technician for the company. It's a great place to work. We're very confident in our work and the parts we use, so we provide the best warranty in the business.

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Oh no! He found my IP address!

Oh no! He found my IP address!

Only 16,777,216 possible combos to guess... assuming you were honest about the first octet, ha!

Oh no! Why was I so naive to post part of my IP address on the internet?! All my bank accounts are being emptied, and my datas are all encrypted with ransomware :O

Edit: Oh man, he found me! (lol, told him I was going to post this on reddit for the sweet karma) 

http://i.imgur.com/jSAGaRL.png

Oh no! Why was I so naive to post part of my IP address on the internet?! All my bank accounts are being emptied, and my datas are all encrypted with ransomware :O

Edit: Oh man, he found me! (lol, told him I was going to post this on reddit for the sweet karma)

Guy messaged me out of the blue with 'stfu', no idea why he started this, but it was pretty funny. He logged off pretty soon after this and hasn't been on since.

Edit: this is Path of Exile for those wondering.

Dude stfu i know your ip address- 104, look familiar?

OP gets called out for posting bullshit to get karma.

OP gets called out for posting bullshit to get karma.

This pic has been floating around for a long time, so the call-out could've been for ripping off the original and claiming it as their own instead of something easily debunked by "I use a different clock app."

It could be debunked by saying you were intoxicated.

This very easily could've been a shitfaced person, but I feel like I'd be able to distinguish a calculator from an alarm while intoxicated.

My thoughts exactly. I don't really care if this person is lying, it's a funny thought and could happen to me if I was too trashed to remember how to set an alarm.

Captain America vs Red Skull

Captain America vs Red Skull

What does that even mean? no for real what does "it cost me $10,000 of my time"? are they talking about airplane tickets? what airplane ticket costs only $30?

The only thing i can think of is she is saying its "opportunity cost". Her time is worth x amount per hour. (Im guessing shes using her paycheck and endorsements as a baseline). Shes probably thinking in her head "i spent all week booking a flight."

The thirty dollars may have been an extra fee for cancellation or changes or something.

It's still stupid logic. Thats like Bill Gates going to a restaurant and waiting for his food and being like "this meal cost me two million dollars!"

She is definitely someone I do not want sitting in the emergency exit row.

Was that snowflake in the end of Chris Evans's tweet for 'my precious little snowflake'?

OP posts pretending he is some random stranger and gets called out

OP posts pretending he is some random stranger and gets called out

That's the most bizarre method of fishing for validation that I've ever seen.

Jeez, I feel embarrassed for the dude.

It's almost genius. Almost.

Well, all I have to say is that this user is handsome, smart, kind, and an all-around fantastic person. His only problem is that he sometimes forgets to log out of library computers. ;)

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Redditor tries to talk shit about Dave & Buster's location that kicked him out for "filming video", gets called out by the Senior Vice President of D&B directly

Redditor tries to talk shit about Dave & Buster's location that kicked him out for "filming video", gets called out by the Senior Vice President of D&B directly

From the Youtube channel owner:

your manager at that Dave & Busters location in Orlando Florida is wrong. I never said that I was filming for "my business".

then

The manager came up to me and asked what I was doing. I simply told him that I make "arcade gameplay videos for my YouTube channel" he wanted to checkout my website, so I gave him a business card.

That sounds an awful lot like telling them you were filming for your business.

Having an SVP active on the subreddit dedicated to the company is some pretty fantastic online community engagement.

Damn, that roast even burned my hand a little. I like corporate responses that go balls out, and nail the guys to the fullest extent. This right here is one of those responses.

That is fantastic, but also check out the OP in the post. He is just throwing his weight around, like, "Look at me, 800,000 subscribers! Damn, I'm important." How was that even relevant to the post? He could have just said he was some dude who wanted to film. He could have even said it was for his channel. But instead he chose to sound as douchey as he possibly could.

Lying grandma gets shut down

Lying grandma gets shut down

First of all, through God, all things are possible. So jot that down.

Even if he didn't speak in Power Ranger quotes, how would have that vocabulary in his head? Doesn't sound like a 3 year old to me

EDIT: This just became my top comment of all-time. go figure

Here, I hope this illustration helps!

I'm so confused on who's who here. "My mother told my grandson"? And then this guy saying it's his nephew but she's his mother.

This is nearly as confusing as the Nordic Family Tree.

In a thread about which subs ban people the quickest.

In a thread about which subs ban people the quickest.

Notice he didn't deny being a Nazi.

Banned.

You're right! 😱

Have you ever seen said mod and a nazi in the same room.

Try one of these subthreads