quityourbullshit

Tumblr user tries to be poetic with incorrect science and gets set straight.

Tumblr user tries to be poetic with incorrect science and gets set straight.
Tumblr user tries to be poetic with incorrect science and gets set straight.

It even has the AMC logo..

This is in the common repost folder and the 2nd time in as many days it's been reposted.

A medical center

That awkward moment you remember some of your followers are related to you

That awkward moment you remember some of your followers are related to you

Everyone that has ever been vaccinated eventually dies. How do you explain that with your precious science

Jesus, I almost feel bad because it's kind of disrespectful to attack someone's tragic loss, but on the other hand she's using her daughter's death as a political weapon so she really deserves it...

Good christ, I hope when I die people dont use my death as an excuse to push an agenda. At least I know my mom/dad aren't complete idiots, though. Poor girl.

PACK IT UP BOYS, HES GOT US

Either green is really pathetic (in the truest sense of the word) and trying to find something to blame for his or her daughter's death to cope and make sense of it or they're taking advantage of her death to 'justify' their opinions. Either way, green needs to get some help.

Student becomes teacher

Student becomes teacher

This reminds me of my Green Beret teacher. He was showing us some kind of close quarters handgun technique, and I noted that while it would probably be effective against the untrained, a skilled sword master would carve you up in about 1 second. He tried to embarrass me, and made get up in front of the whole class to demonstrate. I thought about just letting it go, letting him be right, and not drawing a target on my back. But I remembered something my sensei taught me about how a lie is a lie and my sword is my word, and I just couldn’t do it. I split his gun down the middle, cut off his ponytail, and sliced right through his belt causing his pants to fall around his ankles, everyone laughing and cheering. He tried to make us do jumping jacks, but the General saw what happened, sent him to the brig, and promoted me to General of sword play for all of black ops. The lesson here is always speak the truth of the blade.

If you're going to lie, at least make it somewhat believable.

Hahah nice! The martial arts tools are always like this. I had some karate dude - a grown-ass man, not even a kid, try and tell me recently his hands were registered with the cops as weapons.

The teacher got fucking suspended because she said a single thing wrong

Indie / craft product

Indie / craft product

Bullshit must actually be called.

Damn. Who wrote that copy? I’d like to give them the benefit of the doubt. They’re probably the same type of person who believes that switching from Doritos to Tostitos is helping some small family-owned Mexican tortilla chip company stay afloat.

That’s what the right side is, it’s not a traditional “let me cite wikipedia” post but it shows that they’re owned by Coca Cola and aren’t some rag tag energy drink company like the label says

That is one of the cringiest things to put on the back of a can, even if they weren't owned by a big multi national company.

OP gets called out reposting old post with 142k upvotes.

OP gets called out reposting old post with 142k upvotes.

You forgot to block out /u/CrimsonPig's username on the bottom right.

And it happens constantly

Local taco shop shuts her down

Local taco shop shuts her down

'Future temporary employer', that's gold!

That's brutal. And well deserved.

Is aggressive pay your boss throwing your payslip at you at the end of the month?

That last line is absolutely Savage

QYBS, Neil Degrasse-Tyson.

QYBS, Neil Degrasse-Tyson.

Tbf I might just put a ping pong game between two octopuses below curing polio but above walking on the moon on the scale of awesomeness lol.

He's getting more annoying by the minute.

Give him credit, that ping pong idea is pretty awesome.

You're damn right it would be Neil.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted out an old photo pretending it was about the Syria attacks

Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted out an old photo pretending it was about the Syria attacks

The essence of 'fake news'.

Let’s playa game called, ”Who is a more garbage person?”

KellyAnne Conway or Sarah Huckabee Sanaders?

My money is on "yes"

Constant intentional misinformation is a real problem.

Elon Musk calling himself out.

Elon Musk calling himself out.

Probably a copy cat account with a capital 'i' instead of an 'l'.

"This is Peaquad arriving shortly at LZ."

Just went and checked, it's the same account

Elon "Meta" Musk

Try one of these subthreads