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Guy says he has 4years of playing skyrim, straight

Guy says he has 4years of playing skyrim, straight

If he started when he was 11.0 and finished when he was 17.50, he spent 5.5 years playing. That comes out to 30,000/365/6.5 = 14 hours per day, every day. Or 18hr/day sat/sun and 8hr/day during the week.

That seems unrealistically high, but perhaps if he had a shared account, or left it logged in when he was at school, or hired other people to level up his player, it's almost plausible. Though if it's any of those, it's his account, not him, that has those hours, so his comment was misplaced anyway.

Calm down, weirdo

Makes outlandish claim

Gets called on it

"I don't get why you people care so much"

He could've just left the steam game open and never closed it? I have a friend who has like 20k hours on a football manager because he rarely ever turns his pc off or leaves the game.

Rental Cabin Owner Destroys Bad Review

Rental Cabin Owner Destroys Bad Review

After perusing /sub/quityourbullshit for so long, I realize I finally have something I can say use the words "hate" towards.

Assuming the owner is correct/truthful, I absolutely hate people that do this shit. Because you got charged for being an asshole in a property you're renting out, you try to damage the business? Shit is childish.

Was looking at reviews for a place to stay and saw this. After talking on the phone and via email a few times to the staff I'm willing to bet the reviewer was in the wrong.

Yeah, that one person was talking some bullshit, and that other person was like "quit your bullshit".

WTF were the "young workers" this person had in their cabin, along with beers, broken glass and projectile condiments?

Dude posts extraordinary photos of things that "happen to him". He's never heard of reverse image search apparently.

Dude posts extraordinary photos of things that "happen to him". He's never heard of reverse image search apparently.

Reup it to Imgur, can't open it.

Dang I was really hoping he would reply and have some bullshit about how he was going to contact them for credit/to take it down before you said that it was a month older than his post.

To be continued hopefully...

Looks like it was daylight last night

Yo momma so fat she can time travel.

Yo momma so fat she can time travel.

Damn this was posted fast.

I've seen this post so many times and I've never noticed that. Huh.

suspiciously fast...

ur incredibly rude for posting something like this.

Fake Facebook Post Exposed for trying to finesse karma

Fake Facebook Post Exposed for trying to finesse karma

Goddammit. Now I have to go take my upvote back...

All that karma for a fake post

I spent way too long looking for the real upvote button

I get the impression that that image gets reposted many times per week on that sub. It is a karma generator.

All she did was put on glasses and took off the black and white filter.

All she did was put on glasses and took off the black and white filter.

Crazy that even the bush is identical after all these years

This is such an obvious joke wtf? How do none of y'all get this shit?

no thats the bush's granddaughter

People feel smart for catching on that it's not real, plus she didn't say \s. Give us a pat on the head and a treat, and we'll wag our tails and dig up another one. It's kinda fun!

Miso Soup

Miso Soup

Trying to prove you're Chinese is proof of not being Chinese.

Miso confused about my ethnicity.

Hell, I could have called him out on that one as I'm as Asian as a pirogi.

You need to speak way too angrily and loud, and then narrowly miss me with a snot rocket to convince me.

Teaching them how to repost young

Teaching them how to repost young

Well I mean.... this m i g h t have been a coincidence

That is funny. When people call me out on Facebook for reposting stuff from Reddit I always reply "Yes, I did get that from the Internet. You know me, when have I ever been this clever of funny?"

But I also try to make sure everyone knows unless it is a picture I took, or just a text post I probably stole it from elsewhere on the internet.

You know it isn't

The best way I found to avoid situations like that was to delete the Facebook app and forget that website exists

OP thinks a waitress asked for his phone number in a receipt but another user explains what actually happened. OP refuses to accept the explanation and fabricates a scenario to further his story

OP thinks a waitress asked for his phone number in a receipt but another user explains what actua...

So does she type every receipt by hand or does her POS have a hotkey specifically for flirting with guests?

Fool proof plan since everyone reads their receipts.

The rules for what to do when a waitress is flirting with you:

1) Realize they're not flirting with you. They do that to all of their customers so that they get better tips.

I work in the POS industry and I can confirm. All POS systems come with a pre programmed "Flirt" button. It's as industry standard as PCI compliance.

He was just so euphoric about his TendieBurger™ he didn't notice the waitress didn't actually want to go out with him...

Chris Drama, owner of Young and Reckless, calls out Youtuber Jake Paul for stealing his designs

Chris Drama, owner of Young and Reckless, calls out Youtuber Jake Paul for stealing his designs

It's everyday bro

Yeah, never going to wear that

Jesus christ, he didn't even try to hide it.

Well yea its douche Paul.

I like the original version, but the copied one looks really bad.

Try one of these subthreads