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But why??

But why??

I'm posting false information for attention and I got caught. What should I do?

create a new UN, start all over again.

Do I have to invite all the countries or can I leave some out?

create a new UN, start all over again.

e: u/tmarkville do you, dude.

I'm 16 and I shitpost lies on reddit and got called out because of my post history. What can I do?

I found this on Instagram and felt like it would fit on this page.

I found this on Instagram and felt like it would fit on this page.

famous

If you're famous on instagram you're not famous at all

considered putting "famous" in quotes in my first comment, but the strange truth is she truly is famous for nothing more than posting edgy photos and DJing an event every so often.

considered putting "famous" in quotes in my first comment, but the strange truth is for nothing more than posting edgy photos and DJing an event every so often.

the world wants to know ... what did she expect ???

The Spanish inquisition??

Gordon Ramsay calls out woman who posted his own salad.

Gordon Ramsay calls out woman who posted his own salad.

That's funny, she was probably trying to see if he would talk shit about his own dish, but he caught on to it.

To me this seems to be nothing more than a joke and it seems he even takes it that way given his response.

I mean I'm fairly impressed he can recognise it, as it looks pretty awful

I ate at his Vegas steak joint and for two of us with alcohol it clocked in somewhere ~$200-250ish. Couldn't quote you a price on that salad in particular. Scotch quail eggs are what I imagine gods must eat though.

Stellar journalism

Stellar journalism

What's wrong with calling something "suburban sprawl" anyway? It just means that suburban neighborhoods have spread out over a large area. Every major city has this around it.

Jenna Fischer Disses St. Louis: 'My Hometown Seriously Uncool.'

Yeah, I thought it was just a Human Geography term, not some kinda insult. I don't even think it works as a descriptor as it's used here, instead it's more of a civilization phenomenon.

Oh god. That makes what she said even worse. It means she was accurate.

'Crazy thought' for a new law

'Crazy thought' for a new law

Your size or strength should never be an excuse for assaulting someone.

On average women are weaker than men, but this is not always the case.

Even a relatively weak person is capable of inflicting serious damage.

What about women who abuse men?

The law doesn't state you have to be a man to have your right to own a firearm taken away. But yeah, dudes just talking shit. You could also bring up a woman abusing another woman.

When did I make an excuse for anyone?

You made an excuse for women. Whether or not they are smaller and weaker is irrelevant.

You repeated my comment in different words.

You were basically saying that, since women are smaller and weaker on average, that it's of less concern.

My point was that the average does not cover all situations. Letting women go because they tend to be smaller and weaker will completely miss the situations where they are of equal or greater size/strength than the man.

As someone who trains MMA I've had my ass kicked by plenty of women.

Doesn't that prove my point?

Women are perfectly capable of inflicting serious damage, the fact that they tend to be smaller and weaker is irrelevant.

OP tells a story about hearing a track he made when he was a child and how someone stole it, the ''theif'' comes to shut him down

OP tells a story about hearing a track he made when he was a child and how someone stole it, the ...
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Red1, 140 points

I recently discovered one of my musical pieces from when I was much younger and I wrote it on Amiga Modtracker, it was called “Rainy Night”.

It was re-done by Moby, with the same title. I used to upload it to BBS’s (bulletin board systems, before the “internet” was a thing) and apparently Moby got a hold of it and did some edits.

I was shocked to hear it at the end of 21 Jump Street, only for 10 seconds or so, but I wondered how I could go about claiming credit for it with the original files and I don’t wanna get in to a big law suit, not worth it, although I’m proud of the work I did almost 25 years ago.

I think I’ll just be happy that someone recognized my talent from back then, and even if it took Moby’s name to get it there, whatever.

I’m not a musician anymore, so I’ll just take the badge of honor and move on!

Anyways, my song has 10 seconds worth of time in a movie I love, near the end of the credits. SUCK IT, WORLD!

EDIT: Moby's version here, not many changes to my original, I can say I recorded the rain sounds, the thunder, and my sister walking in high heels, no proof, so kinda lame. I have the original Amiga .MOD file on my desktop, but waiting for a monitor for that at the moment. Anyways, here's Moby's version, don't have the link to the 21 Jump Street piece, I'll try to grab that as soon as possible

Red2, [score hidden]

You sir, are a liar. I am the composer of "Rainy Night" on the Amiga. It's an original composition of mine and it was released in 1989 in a an Amiga demo called "Tropical Night": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-JW9aMs3q4 I was releasing music as "Moby" back then. This is when I started to compose music for video games. As there was that other Moby releasing commercial music, I had to change my moniker a few years later to "elmobo" to avoid the confusion. You guys can check my profile on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4M2E7AIfreGAxeI7GuZpst Rainy Night is included in the Amiga Days Volume 2 compilation. The samples you're talking about were sampled from various movies and taken from sample disks. There's no way you could record from real life sources of that quality with just an amiga sampler back then, especially your sister high heels with that reverb. Some instruments were sampled from my synthesizer (can you say which one ? I can.), some other were taken from samples disks. If my track has indeed been used in 21 jump street (which I doubt), I'm gonna have to talk to my lawyer.

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What a bizarre and obscure thing to lie about.

Good human.

They probably figured it was obscure enough not to get called out.

IKEA correcting a concerned American citizen on how to properly display the US flag

IKEA correcting a concerned American citizen on how to properly display the US flag

That wasn't a correction.

That was a fucking slaughter.

EDIT: Holy fuck, this is the first comment of mine to go into quintuple digits.

Is there anything worse than some tryhard getting worked up over the flag?

Edit: My apologies for offending some of you. I will fuck my flag tonight to right these wrongs. One love

Edit 2: Some have suggested I have a useless dick. I will neither confirm nor deny to avoid being doxxed

Kinda disappointed people would like that comment but Facebook is Facebook I guess

Can you imagine getting worked up about something like this? How insecure must you be about your country that the fucking height of the flags makes you angry. Like anyone's gonna look at the two flags side by side and think, "this is it. the US has a smaller dick than Sweden." except that's probably exactly what this dude thought.

Guy who sells his own brand of pet food tries to prove mass-produced dry food is bad... by putting it in a petri dish and posting the SHOCKING results on Facebook. Bullshit is swiftly called.

Guy who sells his own brand of pet food tries to prove mass-produced dry food is bad... by putting it in a petri dish and posting the SHOCKING results on Facebook. Bullshit is swiftly called.

Well, to be honest if food didn't do this, I'd be pretty disgusted. The insinuation that food getting mouldy is bad actually hurts him in a way, I thought 'does your dog food not do this? Gross'

Non-Historian here. Good example of how a little knowledge is a dangerous thing - wasn’t there a big victorian kerfuffle about microscopic animals living on our skin when this is in fact normal. I’m also not a micro-biologist.

I'm not a Redditor and I agree with this. Also not a cat.

I hate it when people try to misuse science to make a false claim.

You can "sterilize" a surface with ethanol, swab it, plate it, and will still get some growth.

The only way not to is to autoclave. And I have a strange feeling autoclaved food tastes like crap

Guy claims to have tipped $100 for Christmas, gets called out

Guy claims to have tipped $100 for Christmas, gets called out

If its not about big gifts and bragging, why post it on FB?

So, not only was he dumb, but he was also 'bragging about not bragging'..

I hate to break it to you, but both the guest copy and the merchant copy are acceptable to businesses. You can literally fill out whichever one you want and never have a problem.

Except he didnt sign and tried to scribble out the 'Guest Copy' part..

Lady attempts to damage a small business, business turns it around.

Lady attempts to damage a small business, business turns it around.
Lady attempts to damage a small business, business turns it around.

Pretty infuriating when someone tries to ruin a businesses name when not justified. The owner was super professional about the whole situation - props to them.

I work for a marijuana extract company. Guy messages us on Instagram, and says he's a "professional cannablogger" with a lot of influence in the area. He tells us unless we send him loads of free products, he will trash our company and ruin our reputation. Media Relations simply called his bluff, and I think he only left one or two nasty Instagram comments, to which MR maintained complete class and professionalism. I love seeing grifters get outdone by tact like that.

Some people hear the phrase "The customer is always right" when they're young and they grow up actually believing that bullshit.

Try one of these subthreads