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Everyone else told you he was a con man for 40 years.

Everyone else told you he was a con man for 40 years.

You mean Trump really doesn’t care about the American Farmers..??? /s

I'm sorry, I feel bad for the farmers families, but now they are gonna learn what really being fucked and cheated feels like... They will praise and kiss Obama's pictures from now on... Unless they are too stupid to fall for the good ol "I tried everything in my power to fix it, but the previous administration screwed up so bad I couldn't"... So basic

Some people don't seem to understand

Some people don't seem to understand

"Hey they perpetrated the genocide of millions but man, Hitler loved his dog!"

Yeah no fuck that shit.

No, killing 6 million people in concentration camp makes it a very clear cut black and white matter

I'm sorry. They what, made a really nice tank? Had fine looking uniforms? I think you need to review the graph again.

That's a very broad view of what a nazi is

Its a white supremacist belief in their core, plain and simple

Futurama political compass

Futurama political compass

Oh look another inaccurate compass...

Most Inspirational Quotes in History

Most Inspirational Quotes in History

Look, having nuclear by Donald Trump

My uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT. Good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart. The Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart.

You know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK. If I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say: I’m one of the smartest people. Anywhere. In the world. It’s true!

But, when you’re a conservative Republican, they try, oh, do they do a number. That’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there. Did this. Built a fortune.

You know I have to give my, like, credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged.

But you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me, it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are.

Nuclear is powerful. My uncle explained that to me many, many years ago. The power. And that was 35 years ago.

He would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right. Who would have thought?

But when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners, now it used to be three, now it’s four, but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas.

And it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men. So, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years.

But the Persians are great negotiators. The Iranians are great negotiators. So, and they, they just killed. They just killed us.

Ah yes, the Immigrant Star

Ah yes, the Immigrant Star

As an immigrant, I am sometimes flattered by how scary I am to these people. Everyone seems to be afraid of me as if I have some kind of evil superpowers that can destroy the USA.

From Michigan DMV site: "A REAL ID-compliant driver’s license or state ID card will have a star in a gold circle printed in the upper right corner of the card."

This has nothing to do with immigration status.

Got dang immigrants, go back to where you came from!

Black people should all go back to Africa!

Make America White Again!

/s

I am moving to Denmark. Trump's anti-immigrant policies are working!

The 10 Fake Commandments

The 10 Fake Commandments

Whoa! You can't covet your neighbor's wife. But there is still no commandment about wanting to bang your own daughter. We still good on that one.

I strongly dislike our current president.

Actually in the Torah the daughterfucking happened a Lot

It really pisses me off when people talk about how dedicated to Jesus they are and then act in every opposite way. Welfare for the poor - NO, transpeople - will go out of their way to belittle, mental illness (only in others) - CUCKS etc.

Hey Trump, what happened to isolationism and "America First?"

Hey Trump, what happened to isolationism and "America First?"

I can see it in the future. Bill Hicks said it best, but not exactly like this.

"How do you know Saudi Arabia has weapons of mass destruction?"

"Well... we looked at the receipt..."

What happened to not forgetting 9/11 and where most of the terrorists came from?

And Saudi Arabia funding them

To keep quoting Hicks, future headlines:"We sold them "farming equipment", which Saudi Arabia then converted into military equipment"

🇺🇸 impeach 🇺🇸

🇺🇸 impeach 🇺🇸

That's not (really) funny; it's too close to the truth to be so....

The dem supporters are the sane ones, taking it upon us to debunk their conspiracy theories. Research before we say something, choosing our words carefully. When they blatantly lie and they don't care, when you have debunked one conspiracy they have already moved on to the 3 new ones. It is like playing chess with a pigeon, you might think you're an intelligent and excellent player, but that doesn't matter. They'll strut across the board shitting all over and knocking all the pieces with an unearned sense of victory.

Moderates: "Both parties lie. Maybe Hillary only killed 2500 people."

moderates: we need to find a compromise here

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