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Better grab a chair too

Better grab a chair too

The GOP is the party of insanity.

“Well regulated.” The words are right there in the constitution. In the Second Amendment. In fact, they are the first words of that amendment.

Let’s start regulating them well.

TIL that the second amendment explicity does not allow Americans to own a gun. In fact it only allows a well regulated milita to keep and bear a gun. Not "own".

So, if you're american and own a gun without being a member of the national guard, this is not covered by the 2nd. Just the opposite, actually. Kudos to the NRA for the PR job making people forget this simple fact.

I mean, honestly..

I mean, honestly..

The American Taliban (i.e. GOP) is trying to take us back about 600 years.

Ah democrats lying about time travel to make Trump look bad, who would be surprised by the party of fake news

When you travel 150 years into the future and they're trying to ban guns :(

Works great for white men tho.

Works great for white men tho.

This is the first time I've seen the internment of the Japanese used to shut down a conservative

Because that part of our history is just glossed over when talking about WWII.

Japs...?

Did you just pull a Both Sides Are Bad on the indigenous Americans right before admitting you don't actually know anything?

At least you're efficient in your ignorance.

A Guy Who Knows a Creepshow When He Sees One.

A Guy Who Knows a Creepshow When He Sees One.

This guy has some great tweets about Trump and the GOP. He has a way with words - he should like, write books or something.

Whereas conservatives just rather watch them die on the news for real

Also, Nixon opened doors for trade. Trump seems intent on burning every bridge to both the developing world and the rest of the developed world. But what should we expect from a chump who takes all his running orders from Putin?

I could never use a character like Trump in any of my works of fiction because no one would believe anyone that dumb could get elected.

Armed Teachers Against the NRA

Armed Teachers Against the NRA

Clever shadow.

Shouldn't the artist have given any inclination that the kids and teachers would win? He's about to get blown back.

NRA Messaging Problem

NRA Messaging Problem

It seems interesting to me that all these shootings take place in gun free zones. You never hear of a mass shooting at an NRA meeting or a gun show or flea market....just saying.

Check mate libtards.

Check mate libtards.

Then they'll tie you down and inject you with marijuana!

Try it with Italian flags.

Finally you conservacucks are getting humor!

Y’all would be surprised how liberal the NASCAR fan base has/is becoming.

Wheres the lie?

Wheres the lie?

Police are just minutes away to shoot your dumb ass wandering around your property while still holding your gun after the break-in.

This is a perfect example of how out of touch with reality gun nuts are. They have in their heads this Hollywood shot out mentality, that they are super gun fighters. Even though they don’t train, or the “training” they do is completely inadequate to perform the images they have in their minds.

No. Thats a terrible idea.

There is a difference between high expectations of police and not doing your job to protect children even after police arrived.

Working hard for Florida’s Youth

Working hard for Florida’s Youth

You trying to imply both sides are the same?

So basically they to nothing

Da!

chuckles in Russian

It's funny because Dem politicians are definitely not buyable also

Thoughts and prayers

Thoughts and prayers

When will conservatives come up with something funny?

They can call it the Dead Kids tax.

Why don’t you submit something?

This sub (and really any others not moderated by political bullies) are actually great examples of democratic meritocracy at work. If you want to submit something that a modern conservative would like, you have every opportunity to do so. You do not have a promise of equal results, just like the real life version of that system.

If those with your view point were equal in number to those you're claiming are abnormal people, then your post would do fine, you wouldn't even have to panic about it.

Maybe, just maybe, your thought pattern is in the minority, really the extreme minority of users on this site. That certainly is a possibility as the internet is more accessible in blue states, and republicans only account for around 20~30% of the voting aged population at most.

Try one of these subthreads