Why would you ever draw your real wife in a comic, Kramp
Contest entry for Pierogi Western, which got me a 20th place.
Wife's eyes have told me the answer to everything.
I'm pretty sure those are stain lines streaking across the pillow.
Read this comic in the rhythm of the
Also, Italy was referred by Winston Churchill as "Europe's soft underbelly"
Wait, why doesn't the UK have a monocle?
Considering it's shape, I prefer "Europe's soft booty"
There's never been any rules to do with getting a certain number of upvotes, not sure where you got that from. Planetballs are fine here too, as long as they're only side-characters. Comics that are about Planetballs belong in /sub/planetball.
But yes, the UK should have its monocle, but it's not really a big deal. Remember to draw it in future comics /u/TheSnipenieer.
¡Haha unnecessary inverted exclamation mark!
Implying Spain hasn’t been irrelevant since 1898
"How dare yuo secretly cooperate with mich Spanien!" I love it. This is one of the funniest Polandball comics I've seen in a while!
Comics like this are why I love /sub/polandball.
“The bell doesn’t dismiss you” chckchck “I dismiss you”
You're dismissed by the glock not the clock
One of the children played too much tom Clancy and now is jumping through windows shooting guns.
obviously all the blame will be pinned to the child intimidating terrorist activities and forcing the teacher to stand his ground. Games are to blame all along!!
The end of the lesson is signaled by mr. Smith & Wesson
I love Kazakhorse.
Except it's the 21st century
I love how Lithuania acts as the deputy and a horse.
Who the fuck would ever make Poland a sheriff?
I may soon post a Sheriff Poland comic of my own
Context: Soviet and Yugoslavia didn't like each other. So they broke up.
(It's a pun, don't think too hard about it.)
Also, I made while procrastrinating with this comic. Enjoy, I guess.
Stalin: Send 15 assassins to kill Tito!
15 assassins get sent back defeated
Tito: Stop sending assassins or else I'll send one and he won't need to be set back.
How nice of Tito, he sent them back instead of skinning them alive.
Russian winter is no joke. Or possibly worse... a Finnish winter.
Expulsion of 23 Russian diplomats
Oppressed russian minority detected
The joke is Russian invasion of England
I like how since the Lower Half of Russia is In the Hazmat, the little Communist Star makes him easy to recognize, and shows he's not Esti.
Since when can Jews into circles?
Yuo don't know that, could be Jew!
Russia's tea sounds very refreshing, I'll admit
Not cool Brazil, you totally stole Mexico's Father's Day present.
And that's just plain rude.
Of course, if Brazil really wanted to give Portugal a good day, he would have disappeared from the planet amirite
Fun Fact: If Brazil were to sink under the ocean, south America would kinda look like a seahorse. Also Bolivia and Paraguay would finally into coast, so we know this will never happen.
"Papa UK! Have Gift for yuo!"
Grabs Maple Syurp
Dammit Poland stop increasing GPU prices!!!
Quick, somebody write Mein Kraft
They should have invested into diamond hoes. Now THAT is a product with a future!
something something partition hard drive