Niiice! Can I get some of my stuff on there?
Bob B. Barnacles the branch manager, so drop him a message and he will sort you!
Do we bring our own torches? Or do you sell them too?
Just email email@example.com
Net neutrality is gone! Expect the biggest pitchfork sales of your lives!
Just so I don't miss out:NET NEUTRALITY PITCHFORKS SALE! ALL FORKS 50% OFF!
Standard: 4.99 2.49
Gripped: 6.99 3.49
Pitchfork mini: 3.99 1.99
Pitchfork gun (your choice): 25.99 12.99
Sword (special edition): 10.99 5.99
My stocks in the Emporium will go through the roof
I’ll take one for everybody who wanted this shit despite the public not wanting it at all
Hopefully we'll sell enough to pay off ISPs to stay on the internet!
Can a GAU-8 Avenger be chambered to accept pitchforks?
DEFCON 0: THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS GONE
ZZZGZZZZ..... THIS IS A COMPANY TRANSMISSION FROM AN ALTERNATE BASE.......
REDDIT IS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES, I REPEAT REDDIT IS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES.
ALL COMPANY STRATEGIC FORCES ARE NOT RESPONDING
WE RECOMMEND TRYING TO GET ON SPACESHIPS AND LEAVING THE PLANET
GODSPEED, IT WAS PLEASURE SELLING PITCHFORKS WITH YOU ALL.
THIS IS THE COMPANY GOING DARK.