pitchforkemporium

Say hello to our brand new Bikini Bottom outlet store!

Say hello to our brand new Bikini Bottom outlet store!

Niiice! Can I get some of my stuff on there?

Sure!

Bob B. Barnacles the branch manager, so drop him a message and he will sort you!

Do we bring our own torches? Or do you sell them too?

Just email bikinibranchpitchforkemporium@aol.com

Net neutrality is gone! Expect the biggest pitchfork sales of your lives!

Net neutrality is gone! Expect the biggest pitchfork sales of your lives!

Just so I don't miss out:

NET NEUTRALITY PITCHFORKS SALE! ALL FORKS 50% OFF!

Standard: 4.99 2.49

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Gripped: 6.99 3.49

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Pitchfork mini: 3.99 1.99

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Pitchfork gun (your choice): 25.99 12.99

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Sword (special edition): 10.99 5.99

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My stocks in the Emporium will go through the roof

I’ll take one for everybody who wanted this shit despite the public not wanting it at all

So 3

Hopefully we'll sell enough to pay off ISPs to stay on the internet!

Can a GAU-8 Avenger be chambered to accept pitchforks?

DEFCON 0: THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS GONE

DEFCON 0: THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS GONE

ZZZGZZZZ..... THIS IS A COMPANY TRANSMISSION FROM AN ALTERNATE BASE.......

REDDIT IS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES, I REPEAT REDDIT IS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES.

ALL COMPANY STRATEGIC FORCES ARE NOT RESPONDING

WE RECOMMEND TRYING TO GET ON SPACESHIPS AND LEAVING THE PLANET

GODSPEED, IT WAS PLEASURE SELLING PITCHFORKS WITH YOU ALL.

THIS IS THE COMPANY GOING DARK.

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