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PREPARE BROTHERS AS WE FIGHT TO REVERSE THEN NEW ADMIN LAWS FOR WEAPON SALES

PREPARE BROTHERS AS WE FIGHT TO REVERSE THEN NEW ADMIN LAWS FOR WEAPON SALES

Someone explain?

Karma court blog blew the lid on this subreddit and it's rampant corruption of weapons sales. Visit /sub/karmacourt to see the case.

This means war

There is no corruption SIR

Just received word that I was banned from r/cutlassemporium... We have had our revenge brothers!

Just received word that I was banned from r/cutlassemporium... We have had our revenge brothers!

Your sacrifice will be remembered!

And to celebrate, might I suggest the "incredibly selfless sacrifice"? It's very nice

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It has pointed tips at both ends, so that the wielder may sacrifice themselves at impaling an enemy!

Only ₿150₹ shmeckleroonie-dabloonies.

Mods awake, upvote pitchforks again!

Mods awake, upvote pitchforks again!

Okay thomas

Seriously fuck that traitor that posted the cutlass

Maby we should post a pitchfork while the mods of /sub/cutlassemporioum are asleep

Yeah fuck him... Maybe we should organise an angry mob... Does someone know where we can get some pitchforks?

Mods are asleep, post pictures of cutlasses!

Mods are asleep, post pictures of cutlasses!

I revolt against this revolt. #PitchforkLoyalist

Booo!!!!!

u/pitchforkassistant how could you betray us like this?

Assistant didn’t u/pitchforkemporium talk to you about /sub/cutlassemporium already?

Test post please ignore

Test post please ignore

No.

ANGRY AT OP? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO /sub/pitchforkemporium

I GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional Left Handed Fancy ---E Ǝ--- ---{

I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

33% off! 66% off! Manufacturer's Defect! ---F ---L ---e

NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!

The Euro The Pound The Lira ---€ ---£ ---₤ HAPPY LYNCHING!

* some assembly required

YOU'RE A FAKE

I'M CALLING THE PITCHFORK POLICE

/u/Pitchforkassistant take him away

Grab yer pitchforks

Keep on selling everyone, it’s not over yet

Keep on selling everyone, it’s not over yet

Pitchfork emporium! Please help us over at /sub/prequelmemes! We could use an arsenal like yours!

Since the other comment with the link i had to the /sub/announcements post got removed:

Reddit made a content policy change getting rid of multiple subs like /sub/nomorals and almost /sub/watchpeopledie and got rid of using reddit as a marketplace such as buying/trading beer on /sub/beertrade

As you can guess the community acted negatively towards this decision due to the policy being made solely to support and bring in more advertising revenue

Okay well my other comment got removed so here it is without a link:

I don’t know if they’ll allow my meme but i posted a similar meme to some alternative subs like /sub/lotrmemes and /sub/trebuchetmemes

Great format. Solid rotation, good form, 8/10.

As per reddit's new policy changes, the sale of pitchfork firearms and explosives (among other things) is now strictly forbidden.

As per reddit's new policy changes, the sale of pitchfork firearms and explosives (among other things) is now strictly forbidden.

Hello All—

I want to let you know that reddit has made a new addition to their content policy forbidding transactions for certain goods and services. As of today, users may not use Reddit to solicit or facilitate any transaction or gift involving certain goods and services, including:

Firearms, ammunition, or explosives; Drugs, including alcohol and tobacco, or any controlled substances (except advertisements placed in accordance with our advertising policy); Paid services involving physical sexual contact; Stolen goods; Personal information; Falsified official documents or currency

When considering a gift or transaction of pitchforks not prohibited by this policy, keep in mind that Reddit is not intended to be used as a marketplace and takes no responsibility for any transactions individual users might decide to undertake in spite of this. Always remember: you are dealing with strangers on the internet.

This means these beauties can no longer be sold:

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We can't even sell this majestic beast:

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And don't you even think about dealing drugged pitchforks, offering sexual pitchfork favors or selling fake or stolen pitchforks!

Shh, don't let the admins know about the underground illegal pitchfork market.

It's been a while since I got a chance to post an Ad.

Why pay full price for a reddit arms license when you can get one on the cheap? Come to Foodstamp's slightly grey-area totally not illegal pitchforkemporium ID store! WE GOT 'EM ALL! Legal Slightly damaged Factory misprint [=] /=] {=} Come through the slightly suspicious back door for even more savings! Fool a cop! Fool a reddit admin! Claim to be cool in highschool! [_] /=/ \=\

* Foodstamp001 claims no liability for criminal charges, subreddit bans, or terrible jokes caused by the purchase of these products

I can still buy pitchfork panties though so we're all good.

Would this then be a bad time to offer up my cocaine filled, illegal alien manufactured, homosexual seeking pitchfork of Ultimate Doom for sale for the low low price of only 5,999.95 MegaSchmeckles?

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I mean it has the HEFT to get the job done!

EA reaches new low and announces DLC for a DLC. Join the angry mob over at r/thesims with your safety pitchforks (think of the children!)

EA reaches new low and announces DLC for a DLC. Join the angry mob over at r/thesims with your safety pitchforks (think of the children!)

Long story short: in a plot twist that nobody could have possibly predicted out mustache-twirling EA has announced that new stuff pack that comes out next week will require the Pets expansion to function. Many customers feel that contents of the pack should have been part of the Pets expansion in the first place (main pack feature is going to be a hamster that can be reskinned to look like other small pets).

/sub/thesims is a mess right now. Children crying, adults flaring their nostrils in disgust. We all wonder what's next? Seasons as four separate packs, one for each season? Shoes with soles as separate DLC? Who the fuck knows anymore.

Shoes with soles as separate DLC? Who the fuck knows anymore.

And laces too, dont forget the laces dlc too.

SAAAAAME

But you need the shoemaker dlc first.

pitchfork_irl

pitchfork_irl

Pool bunny

Edit Poor Bunny

Poor

I say we set up shop on /sub/all once and for all

Wat

Try one of these subthreads