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My friend just got this once in a lifetime picture

My friend just got this once in a lifetime picture

Technically all photos are once in a lifetime.

I like that you told us it was your friend's photo instead of claiming you rock climbed 400 feet using only your non-dominant hand to get this picture.

Bamboozled again

Actually my gf took this, you don't know her she goes to another school.

Look who I ran into in Saskatoon! Childhood dream come true!

Look who I ran into in Saskatoon! Childhood dream come true!

He's looking very Palpatine these days.

I said Colin Mochrie, and then blubbered for about 2 mins and then had a seizure. Good night so far

So whose line did you use anyway when you approached him?

Sounds like you made a mochrie of the entire Whose Line fanbase.

A Michigan lighthouse, before and after a winter storm.

A Michigan lighthouse, before and after a winter storm.

Turned into Genghis Khan in full armor.

The lighthouse dude goes outside with a Bic lighter

Looks as if it transformed into a dwarven temple that was abandoned thousands of years ago

Turned into Genghis Khan in full armor

with a big hairy boner.

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Make your own luck motherfuckers.

Make your own luck motherfuckers.

He's dead now

Cargo shorts.

Unfortunately, the rule is- if you've seen it- you'll carry the bad luck unless you forward it to 10 of your friends. Scientology told me so. It must be true.

Calendar (Friday the 13th)

Walking under a ladder

Black cat crossing path

Broken mirror

Shoes on table (although I thought only new shoes on a table are bad luck. Old shoes on a table is just disgusting)

Opening umbrella indoors

Spilling salt

Did I miss any?

My mom drew my cat, Bob, with pastels and colored pencils. I think she did a great job!

My mom drew my cat, Bob, with pastels and colored pencils. I think she did a great job!

I upvoted you for being proud of your mom as much as for how nice the drawing is.

Here's an album of more that she's done.

These are amazing. Your mom is truly talented.

Wow, that's incredible! If she filled in the background I wouldn't be able to tell which one was real.

If you want to wind up in the same country as your wedding outfits, don't fly Delta Airlines.

If you want to wind up in the same country as your wedding outfits, don't fly Delta Airlines.

Reading through the comments, I've learned never to fly any airline company.

Ever.

edit

And judging from the replies I'm getting, every airline company also is the best ever and never has any problem.

My friend and her fiancé were on her way to their wedding in Iceland. Their flight from Washington DC was delayed, setting them up for a missed connection in New York. They were re-routed via Paris and Berlin, but despite constant contact with Delta Airlines to make sure their luggage wound up in the right place, the airline washed their hands of the situation.

They finally tracked down their luggage themselves, abandoned on a baggage carousel in Frankfurt 1500 miles away. Delta is currently telling them to take the issue up with the last carrier, Air Berlin, who never even touched their luggage.

I'm unlicensed so you know it's safe to fly with me!

http://i.imgur.com/qif93bR.jpg

Just in case you need a copy to show elderly relatives.

Edit: thanks for a gold kind stranger :)

Just in case you need a copy to show elderly relatives.

Edit: thanks for a gold kind stranger :)

One of these days, when my son asks where he came from, I'm just going to show him this picture

One of these days, when my son asks where he came from, I'm just going to show him this picture

Look at this pic son. Does it make sense now? Yes. You were conceived while me and your mother were watching Star Wars Episode 1.

I don't get it. How old is this picture, 15-18 years? Your son is in his late teens or 20s and hasn't figured out where he came from yet?

So that woman is rocking an Ep 1 hat in, like, 2008? Brave.

Noooooooooo!

This octopus street art

This octopus street art

Is that a lamp on the corner there? looks like a microphone. I see possibilities.

Looks like he's about to drop the mic. Wait, is this a shitty Verizon commercial?

*Edit: My friend who doesn't have a reddit account gave me permission to post this photo. She asked me to credit her InstaGram: ineffable_eloquence

This is the back wall of BoomBox the karaoke bar at the Hotel Dean probably the coolest spot in Providence. Actually definitely the coolest spot in Providence.

Edit: Providence, RI

poor thomas middleditch. you think after silicon valley he would be able to find better work.

Created this piece tonight with a palette knife

Created this piece tonight with a palette knife

Sorry, I don't mean to be offensive. It is really not the same piece you commented on in the past and I am really the artist.

/sub/quityourbullshit.

I commented on this painting in the past.

Let's play a game, can I find the original before you delete this.

Edit: I'm the asshole. OP posted a similar one two months ago. Very similiar but they are facing different directions. Leaving this up because mistakes shouldn't be deleted, only learned from. Sorry OP. Great painting.

Na you're not an ass. I'm glad you did that. If I WAS posting someone else's work, I would've deleted and ran. It's very important to have people call out this stuff... I had a student in college who grew a following on Instagram posting another artists work. He was called out and exposed and had to shut the whole thing down. Thank you for taking the time to care

It's too late and the damage is done, OP. Even though you're innocent, we must still ram a Jigglypuff into your anus.

I'm sorry, but this is the only way.

Amazon Guy

Amazon Guy

In the UK, to "get bummed" is to have anal sex.

This was funny

And here I am paying for next day delivery and not getting my order delivered... And I work for Amazon.

Really though, Amazon is usually awesome.

And now thieves know to just flip the slip of paper over to find out where the packages are.

Says the guy who works for Amazon and values his job.... 🤔

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