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Please make sure to tickle the manual before operation

Please make sure to tickle the manual before operation

When you read the manual, make a puppet with your hand and say all the words in a funny voice.

Dammit! Now I'm going to have Kermit the Frog's voice in my head when reading manuals.

“Missed it by that much!”

Pretty much the place to find a hidden key

Efficient electrical ground

Efficient electrical ground

Repost.

Posted 23 hours previous by /u/marijan2 and currently at #2.

I really don't understand why people pay for grounding so much

I really don't understand why people pay for grounding so much

I'm pretty sure this is a joke. The line going to the CEE sockets has a PE (earth/ground) inside.

I'm pretty sure this is a joke. The line going to the CEE sockets has a PE (earth/ground) inside.

I'm pretty sure that bag contains stale ass homegrown

That only works if it’s soil from its homeland

Getting downvoted by middle-age anti-pot white guys who think this is a serious sub.

No handrails staircase

The second guy to fall yanked a laugh out of me.

I feel like this is how that Lord of the Rings scene in the Mines of Moria would have happened in real life.

Handrails... where we're goin, we don't need handrails.

Send this to your Valentine with the caption: I fell for you so hard.

How-to-load-a-Bobcat-onto-a-truck

That's a skilled operator with an entire sea of "fuck it"!

I'm actually impressed.

Wow... 😮 That is strait up impressive

Is there a sub devoted to those master forklifts and other heavy machinery drivers?

Hope those zip ties are strong.

Hope those zip ties are strong.

Are they actually doing anything? It looks like they're just holding the loose end.

Those zipties are just there to keep the end of the rope from getting in the way. That actually is a very secure knot when done right. Now personally I would have tighten the knot and tested it to make sure it would hold before using it for my safety line.

That actually is a very secure knot when done right.

You don't know what you're talking about. You should never trust your life to two half hitches. A double figure 8 knot is what you should be using.

Climbers use a double 8. You literally cannot tie off to a single 8 unless you tie into the actual knot what are you talking about

As seen on TV

Hey babe. you ok in there? Just sounded like you did a pile driver on your kneecaps and shattered your face on the ladder....you wanna do Chinese tonight...babe?

Base of the ladder out too far, floor too slippery, or missing feet on the ladder? All of the above?

/sub/holdmyfeedingtube

Yes.

Why you should always wear your PPE

I’m glad the watermelon have silly faces or else I wouldn’t have taken it seriously

Wears a glove to drop a bolt because safety.

TIL: your skull is as weak as a watermelon.

Well shit at least that watermelon learned his lesson

When you're bored at work

"How do you defend spending 5 months working on a single intersection?!"

"As i understand it, they were in a stallmate."

Machine operator wants to chime in here. A lot of times, machine operators are waiting for some other major thing to be done... like making sure a gas line isn't going to get blown off or an area needs to be prepped for safety. Why aren't they helping with that? Because it comes down to certifications. Also, a lot of machine operators are disabled combat vets and can't really do hard labor with a body full of metal and/or a fake leg.

Once they CAN start working, it's usually very fast. Because as you can see, they are very skilled at using their machinery.

It's all the other bullshit politics, as well as necessary safety requirements that slow down jobs. Most of the time, city managers are blithering morons that wouldn't even be able to drool right if they were actual human beings.

The taxpayer, as usual.

GIFS that end to fucking soon! Who the fuck won, I need to know

Using an excavator to paddle a barge

It’s like a gondola for giant robots

Why is this in /osha? Oh I see, because there is no ROPs on the excavator! Those low bridges are going to be a pain in the neck!

UV Protected Umbrella - OSHA Approved!

And it appears to be working!

Try one of these subthreads