opieandanthony

"I never had to concede to wearing Halloween costumes"

"I never had to concede to wearing Halloween costumes"

"Lynsi, c'mere, there's no prawblems with our chemistry, right?"

I am raising Bam Margera’s children.

I also sucked his cum out of Linsee’s twat.

"It's not 'concede' Opie, it's 'resort'." "DATS DA BIT YOU DOPE!!!1"

few days too late.. if only had this to tweet on time

45 of Anthony's last 50 tweets are about politics

45 of Anthony's last 50 tweets are about politics

"I'm still hilarious!"

His life is empty

His anus is full.

But if he was standing outside in the rain, what would you do?

Tell him to go get his fucking shine box or sumthin tss

Jim nortons idols. what a faggot

Jim nortons idols. what a faggot

When I was a kid I assumed Kiss was some extreme metal band, because of the demons and fire and all that imagery, and because every metal guy in the early 90s wore Kiss shirts and sang their praises. Then I actually heard them and realized it was fucking corny rudimentary boogie rock.

Yeah fuck Pearl Jam

Jim used to walk out to Sabbath. Just to let the audience know they ain't in Kansas anymore.

bunch of fruity hebes

I shud of holded the ladder for muh dutty.

I shud of holded the ladder for muh dutty.

Retartie

You outta tweet this at him or something. I don't know why but out all the shit that gets posted here this seems profound somehow and even constructive. I feel like he should see it.

this is going to the top

Are the mods going to have time to add it to the sidebar before Artie dies?

Reminder: Opie claimed to be too much of a ladies man to pay for sex yet he was unfunny and autistic enough that he had to pay fat middle aged men to hang out with him and laugh at his shitty jokes

Reminder: Opie claimed to be too much of a ladies man to pay for sex yet he was unfunny and autistic enough that he had to pay fat middle aged men to hang out with him and laugh at his shitty jokes

Ironically opie probably spent tens of thousands of dollars on Lynsi before she gave him a kiss.

"So what first attracted you to the multimillionaire Gregg Hughes?"

The audio is out there somewhere, but Opie once claimed she didn't know O&A show or him before they met. He got "called out" surprisingly, and high pitch Tits tried to scramble together an excuse as to how. There's no limit to how much I hate this man.

Exactly. What does he think, she's with him for his incredible wit?

He got lost.

He got lost.

This needed to happen. Thank you.

Holy shit, you see that fucking show come apart man? I never seen spaghetti like that before

Well done. Make more of these

This deserves an Oscar.

Anthony's failed reddit takedown

Anthony's failed reddit takedown

Anthony has shot more than one appliance .. One time he bit and stomped on his dishwasher

Nice touch on the other emails in Uncle Fuck's inbox.

I'd like to contribute somewhere in the region of $60,000 for a few more of these.

here

You're such a creative boy.

"Much like the mutants in I Am Legend they aren't self-aware/respecting." -Joe Cumia

"Much like the mutants in I Am Legend they aren't self-aware/respecting." -Joe Cumia

If Joe was Will Smith, Independence Day would need to be retitled Allowance Day.

The Pursuit of Handouts

"real ending" of the movie

It's funny, because both the book and the show that they ARE self aware and are capable of respect. That's the whole fucking twist. Hes an absolute idiot and not a pedophile.

Wild Wild inCest

Known Kid Fucker and profoundly Homosexual whining on social media about his brother's now defunct radio show couldn't be more pathetic

Known Kid Fucker and profoundly Homosexual whining on social media about his brother's now defunct radio show couldn't be more pathetic

no one calls us pests except you, joe

He just wrote 8 paragraphs about how things people say on the internet don't bother him...

100's of 1000's

How the fuck does this man even manage to access the internet?

2-ought-18 according to Joe.

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I move to dismiss this on account that the plaintiff is a racist and cannot enter legal contracts.

Your honour there is case law precedent. In Cumia vs Nelson judge Milian concluded that racists may in fact enter contracts.

We are only guilty of harassing 3/5ths of a person.

"British scum are creeping in"

You sir, will be hearing from my solicitor

Try one of these subthreads