If Joe was Will Smith, Independence Day would need to be retitled Allowance Day.
The Pursuit of Handouts
It's funny, because both the book and the show that they ARE self aware and are capable of respect. That's the whole fucking twist. Hes an absolute idiot and not a pedophile.
Wild Wild inCest
no one calls us pests except you, joe
He just wrote 8 paragraphs about how things people say on the internet don't bother him...
100's of 1000's
How the fuck does this man even manage to access the internet?
2-ought-18 according to Joe.
I move to dismiss this on account that the plaintiff is a racist and cannot enter legal contracts.
Your honour there is case law precedent. In Cumia vs Nelson judge Milian concluded that racists may in fact enter contracts.
We are only guilty of harassing 3/5ths of a person.
"British scum are creeping in"
You sir, will be hearing from my solicitor
Reddit admins have shown up in our modmail -- but only to remove a post and tell us to watch out for violent threats in the subreddit
No ban or suspensions for the subreddit, looks like the first wave of their reports to the reddit support account have come and passed and the result they were looking for ended up amounting to the removal of a single post, and they didn't even ban that user from reddit.
Even if Joe Cumia is threatening violence towards subreddit users, please don't threaten it back or play into it with responses about violence, we can still enjoy and laugh along at his public crusade though. Other than that -- we are still standing
Don't worry, u/braunheiser. I'll 100% literally physically beat the fucking shit out of anybody who threatens physical violence here.
The Reddit admins love us. They even secretly invite all of their friends to come here and laugh at us mocking the trashy Cumia brothers and Opie's tits.
Be on the look out for false flag accounts breaking rules deliberately.
This is what Joe is emailing me about a stranger, he's gonna fuck this guy for nothing.
Bobby: "Why can you not eat salt [as part of your shitty diet]?" Jim Norton: "Because salt has sugar in it". This was not a joke.
Jim Norton thinks salt has sugar in it.
ME: What is it in salt water, that makes your body so violently reject it?
It's .04% salt. For the average diet, a person will eat 6 grams of salt a day. That's 2.4 mg of sugar in a day's worth of salt. The limit of sugar for men on a 2000 calorie diet is suggested to be 38 grams. This means that the salt you eat in a day would consist of 0.0063% of a days worth of sugar. Put differently, Jim's avoidance of the sugar in salt for 416 days translates to 1 gram less of sugar for the entirety of that period. The average lifespan globally for a man is 71.5 years. In the course of a full lifetime, Jim would avoid eating ~63 grams of salt total, less than a days worth for the average American and less than 2 days worth the recommended limit.
Jim is a fucking fool.
It’s pretty well known that earthworms will dry up and die if they touch salt.
He also thinks 20 year old Nordic men with tit implants are attractive ladies that he should settle down with. Why are you surprised?
Sue Lightning Smashes, an old mother dies
Her placenta never existed
The angel opens her eyes
His handgun falls. To the floor.
Ohh now I feel her, cummin' in my ass again
The anus opens up wiiide.
Shit brown colored eye!
Like my vi-bra-tor,
That Dani found in-side of my den
I really hope that he said that as a parody of when Howard infamously admitted to "not being a champion for everyone's free speech, I'm only concerned with mine." He literally said the same thing word for word, I want to believe he is referencing that and not embarrassing himself further.
I am convinced he’s slipping into wet brain, Lady Di territory.
Business smarts like that is what turned his humble little podcast network into the juggernaut it is today.
Wet brain happens when you drink and don't eat(remember how they repeatedly commented on Lady Di not eating?). It's a thiamine deficiency which causes Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome.
It's more likely we're seeing early signs of hereditary dementia.
What a fucking nigger.
oh my god, she still has her baby teeth.
Having hundred dollar bills in a stack and flaunting it in photos?
Not a particularly Caucasian thing to do.
The John Waters moustache is a good look faggot.
That would explain why Ant hates the sub so much.
Every sub member who is eventually revealed ends up being a black person. The Panera guy, Killa Kuhn, and now this Saiyanz guy.
I'm convinced that this sub is secretly 95% african american.
The guy was taking Compound's side in this whole thing. What a fucking mouthbreather Keith is! Going for the only guy he can find, no matter who he is.
honestly why would you harass a fan like that, dude was harmless
This Colin Flaherty business is really bad for this sub's brand, if we counter signal open racism what do we have left?
im just against faggy hats and smug old cunts
anyone can hate white/male/heterosexual moralists OR non-white/non-male/non-heterosexual moralists. i hope we're rising above and hating ALL moralists.
this is the gayest i've ever seen this sub.
he sucks, i don't care how about his politics. he's an old humorless faggot with nothing interesting to say.