this is going to the top
You outta tweet this at him or something. I don't know why but out all the shit that gets posted here this seems profound somehow and even constructive. I feel like he should see it.
Are the mods going to have time to add it to the sidebar before Artie dies?
Reminder: Opie claimed to be too much of a ladies man to pay for sex yet he was unfunny and autistic enough that he had to pay fat middle aged men to hang out with him and laugh at his shitty jokes
Ironically opie probably spent tens of thousands of dollars on Lynsi before she gave him a kiss.
"So what first attracted you to the multimillionaire Gregg Hughes?"
The audio is out there somewhere, but Opie once claimed she didn't know O&A show or him before they met. He got "called out" surprisingly, and high pitch Tits tried to scramble together an excuse as to how. There's no limit to how much I hate this man.
Exactly. What does he think, she's with him for his incredible wit?
This needed to happen. Thank you.
Holy shit, you see that fucking show come apart man? I never seen spaghetti like that before
Well done. Make more of these
This deserves an Oscar.
Anthony has shot more than one appliance .. One time he bit and stomped on his dishwasher
Nice touch on the other emails in Uncle Fuck's inbox.
I'd like to contribute somewhere in the region of $60,000 for a few more of these.
You're such a creative boy.
If Joe was Will Smith, Independence Day would need to be retitled Allowance Day.
The Pursuit of Handouts
It's funny, because both the book and the show that they ARE self aware and are capable of respect. That's the whole fucking twist. Hes an absolute idiot and not a pedophile.
Wild Wild inCest
no one calls us pests except you, joe
He just wrote 8 paragraphs about how things people say on the internet don't bother him...
100's of 1000's
How the fuck does this man even manage to access the internet?
2-ought-18 according to Joe.
I move to dismiss this on account that the plaintiff is a racist and cannot enter legal contracts.
Your honour there is case law precedent. In Cumia vs Nelson judge Milian concluded that racists may in fact enter contracts.
We are only guilty of harassing 3/5ths of a person.
"British scum are creeping in"
You sir, will be hearing from my solicitor
Reddit admins have shown up in our modmail -- but only to remove a post and tell us to watch out for violent threats in the subreddit
No ban or suspensions for the subreddit, looks like the first wave of their reports to the reddit support account have come and passed and the result they were looking for ended up amounting to the removal of a single post, and they didn't even ban that user from reddit.
Even if Joe Cumia is threatening violence towards subreddit users, please don't threaten it back or play into it with responses about violence, we can still enjoy and laugh along at his public crusade though. Other than that -- we are still standing
Don't worry, u/braunheiser. I'll 100% literally physically beat the fucking shit out of anybody who threatens physical violence here.
The Reddit admins love us. They even secretly invite all of their friends to come here and laugh at us mocking the trashy Cumia brothers and Opie's tits.
Be on the look out for false flag accounts breaking rules deliberately.
This is what Joe is emailing me about a stranger, he's gonna fuck this guy for nothing.
Bobby: "Why can you not eat salt [as part of your shitty diet]?" Jim Norton: "Because salt has sugar in it". This was not a joke.
Jim Norton thinks salt has sugar in it.
ME: What is it in salt water, that makes your body so violently reject it?
It's .04% salt. For the average diet, a person will eat 6 grams of salt a day. That's 2.4 mg of sugar in a day's worth of salt. The limit of sugar for men on a 2000 calorie diet is suggested to be 38 grams. This means that the salt you eat in a day would consist of 0.0063% of a days worth of sugar. Put differently, Jim's avoidance of the sugar in salt for 416 days translates to 1 gram less of sugar for the entirety of that period. The average lifespan globally for a man is 71.5 years. In the course of a full lifetime, Jim would avoid eating ~63 grams of salt total, less than a days worth for the average American and less than 2 days worth the recommended limit.
Jim is a fucking fool.
It’s pretty well known that earthworms will dry up and die if they touch salt.
He also thinks 20 year old Nordic men with tit implants are attractive ladies that he should settle down with. Why are you surprised?
Sue Lightning Smashes, an old mother dies
Her placenta never existed
The angel opens her eyes
His handgun falls. To the floor.
Ohh now I feel her, cummin' in my ass again
The anus opens up wiiide.
Shit brown colored eye!
Like my vi-bra-tor,
That Dani found in-side of my den