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Leaving serious comments on The Onion articles

Leaving serious comments on The Onion articles

Literally Unbelievable.

Obvious whoosh aside, why do they think moving their daughter into a dorm room has made them the authority on all dorm rooms everywhere?

He is terrified of his daughter experiencing her first lesbian experimentation.

That site is so good, I wish it updated more often

Emergency assistance needed

Emergency assistance needed

"This is the police ☺️"

"come out with your hands behind your head motherfucker 😘"

She tried to Facebook an email message. That was her one mistake.

Everyone knows you're supposed to message a Facebook email

Awh, this is nice.

My boyfriend's aunt has never seen The Last Supper before.

My boyfriend's aunt has never seen The Last Supper before.

Don't correct her, and keep posting Renaissance masterpieces

I have an aunt who thought a Waterhouse print in my dad's house was an original painting my dad did. He now has a waterhouse print on every wall. They aren't even canvas prints & she thinks he's an amazing painter.

One of you is going to betray me? WHUP TEE DOO!

Maybe that's David's own rendition of The Last Supper?

Hope she's ok :'(

Hope she's ok :'(

She was Swedish

Now she's Finnish[ed].

For those interested about this, this is a very recent case, and quite intriguing. Here is a short write down:

So, 2 weeks ago, a submarine was reported to have sunk off the coast of Denmark. On board was the Danish mad inventor Peter Madsen and Swedish journalist Kim Wall.

Hours later, it was located, and on board was only Madsen, standing on top of it. The submarine was sunken (or sank). So everyone started asking themselves, what happened to Wall? Once the submarine was salvaged, she was not found in it.

Madsen initially claimed he had let her off at some docks, but something wasn't adding up. Texts were sent, and Wall had not been heard of. Investigations started.

Eventually blood was found, and Madsen changed his story to her ended up dead by accident. He buried her "whole" in the ocean, and then evidence say he sunk the submarine intentionally.

Yesterday (I think) her torso was found. No arms, no legs, no head. Metal attached, and in what seems to be an attempt to make sure gas doesn't raise the body from the bottom. That's where we are now.

Some pretty weird stuff, and anyone who has more info than these short points, feel free to add info.

Head wounds are no joking matter Barbara. Have some repsect please. This is

I guess I'll go outside and look at this damn eclipse.

I guess I'll go outside and look at this damn eclipse.

6:39 pm lol and what was he expecting to see by just walking outside? Complete darkness?

Any time there's any sort of spectacle that gets a large amount of attention, there will always be a handful of people on Facebook talking about how above it they are. This is most commonly seen during the Super Bowl and award season, but sometimes we get exceptional events like the eclipse and we get to see how committed people are to being different.

Right? The last totality was at 2:40pm.

My grandma said she refused to look at the eclipse because "people should be more cited bout jesus than some EclYpse"

He's only 35

He's only 35

You can never unsubscribe.

To be fair, people will often say "unsubscribe" as a funny comment when they hear or read an unfortunate fact.

Make reservation at Hotel California.

You can unsubscribe any time you like, but you will still receive

cue epic guitar solo

Please thank;you...!!

Please thank;you...!!

Sorry Mary, too late.

The police are on their way.

Cocaine is vegan though, right?

Sorry sir, this is a CHRISTIAN SERVER, so no swearing.

Main ingredient is from a plant and everything else is chemicals so yes it is.

[Update 2] Grandma is up to 8 stacked profile pic filters now. How far will she go?

[Update 2] Grandma is up to 8 stacked profile pic filters now. How far will she go?

Is this the new version of installing too many IE toolbars?

Are you sure your Grandma isn't just a top-tier shitposter?

I'm honestly not. She's quite sarcastic.

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Edit: also for your enjoyment, her cover photo: http://imgur.com/Rni46CF

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Edit: also for your enjoyment, her cover photo:

A great family owned Pizza place

A great family owned Pizza place

garlic bread

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY ARE THEY ON MY FACEBOOK? I DO NOT KNOW THESE PEOPLE

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Bread makes you fat.

She was just talking about Mussolini's Pizza: "The Fascist pizza in town."

Gran-in-law forever encouraging me! 😂

Gran-in-law forever encouraging me! 😂

It's a good bake... Nice finish... The flavors are simply scrummy.

It's a shame about the sponge.

Mary Berry memes are the best memes.

You can see the layers. I like that.

Try one of these subthreads