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Five dollar footlongs leave Carolyn speechless

Five dollar footlongs leave Carolyn speechless

CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW OBITUARIES

Honestly though: I like how Subway just thinks everyone forgot about the 5 dollar footlong. Now it's 6 bucks! LIKE WTF SUBWAY, FUCK YOU

Why are you telling me this? Remove this from my page.

That lasagna looks crisp

Arleen is no joke

Arleen is no joke

Get 'em, Arleen!

I'm going to rant, because I work retail now, and we get Arleens all the time. I need an outlet, y'all. I work at a fabric store, so looooots of bitter old ladies. This bitch comes up with the fabric, I cut it for her, give her the ticket with the price on it. $7.99. She tells me it is $5.99, and there is a sign. Computer says otherwise. But, I walk over to the fabrics to check for her.

This section of fabric has three different brands on three different shelves: top, middle, and bottom. The $5.99 fabric sign was on the middle fucking shelf, listed the fucking brand name, and the fucking brand logo, which all of that fabric was on the middle shelf. The fabric this bitch brought up to me was on the bottom shelf, had a different brand name, and a different logo.

This old lady starts complaining to me about how the signs are, "misleading," which I tell her it's not, and she says she wants the discount. NO! You don't get what you want, because you can't read or pay attention! Then I get radio'd over the headset, because this lady apparently caused a scene at register, so they gave her the discount anyway. I was ready to go full June on this bitch.

OMG I was just at the fabric store the other day and after I left I told my husband you couldn't pay me enough to work there. Those bitter old ladies are argumentative and have all the time in the world to waste on fighting over what's on sale (or what they think should be on sale).

You may kill my post but I have started the fire. The fire rises!

Save me from the hackers, Wal-Mart!

Save me from the hackers, Wal-Mart!

How are you going to make this right walmart?!

If you're not on facebook to make friends then what ya doing pal?

Are they hacking into his eyes too?

To connect with friends he already has, I suppose. Or talk to corporate Facebook pages.

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You can always count on Subway

You can always count on Subway

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No opening quotation marks made my eye twitch

Maybe that last mark was an opening quote. Everything else you read in your life is now a quote by Cynthia about Subway

Ok

Grandmas are wonderfully honest

Grandmas are wonderfully honest

Must acquit.

Watch the sass Deborah you vapid slut

milk truk just arive

Literally my Grandma Ruth. Then if you look surprised she'd go "what, you think your grandma never wore lingerie?! I'm not some sweet old southern lady, I'm from Brooklyn!"

Damn, I miss that crotchety old woman.

Aunt gave birth yesterday and grandpa was very excited

Aunt gave birth yesterday and grandpa was very excited

"Ok...Text me when he's done two tours in Nam"

WHOOP TEE DOO

Babies are not as big of a deal to the people not producing them.

"That boy needs some BOOTSTRAPS!!"

We get it Marie. Jesus Christ.

We get it Marie. Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ, Marie; They're minerals!

one like = 4 prayers amen yes GOOD point

YES amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ on this statement AMEN Jesus Christ amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name on this statement AMEN Jesus Christ amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name on this statement AMEN Jesus Christ amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name amen Jesus Christ name on this statement AMEN Jesus Christ.

Looks like I'm a better Christian than you, Marie!

DISCUSTING

CHEESE

CHEESE

Joshua's gonna be so happy, when he finds the minions

Ok how do you not know one of the most known TV shows ever ?

Who is the yellow man

This is the best Shitpostbot template in existence.

A simple request for a large group

A simple request for a large group

In their defense, that community is ridiculously busy, and before I turned off notifications it was clogging up my FaceTubes as well!

ITS CLOGGING MY FACEBUK TUBES

Order more Facebook pages

It is kinda intrusive, and God almighty I am so sick of yogurt posts.

Get it?

Get it?

My friend from third grade had a pet mouse named Elvis. Elvis died from escaping from its cage and going into a mouse trap. Wtf

Get it?

NO I DON'T GET IT! WHY DID THIS RANDOM PERSON HAVE AN EXPERIENCE ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME AS MINE!

Suspicious Minds

It's a line from by Elvis.

"We're caught in a trap, I can't walk out, because I love you too much babbyyyyyy"

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