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He's only 35

He's only 35

You can never unsubscribe.

To be fair, people will often say "unsubscribe" as a funny comment when they hear or read an unfortunate fact.

Make reservation at Hotel California.

You can unsubscribe any time you like, but you will still receive

cue epic guitar solo

Please thank;you...!!

Please thank;you...!!

Sorry Mary, too late.

The police are on their way.

Cocaine is vegan though, right?

Sorry sir, this is a CHRISTIAN SERVER, so no swearing.

Main ingredient is from a plant and everything else is chemicals so yes it is.

[Update 2] Grandma is up to 8 stacked profile pic filters now. How far will she go?

[Update 2] Grandma is up to 8 stacked profile pic filters now. How far will she go?

Is this the new version of installing too many IE toolbars?

Are you sure your Grandma isn't just a top-tier shitposter?

I'm honestly not. She's quite sarcastic.

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Edit: also for your enjoyment, her cover photo: http://imgur.com/Rni46CF

Previous posts in this saga:

Original

Update 1

Edit: also for your enjoyment, her cover photo:

A great family owned Pizza place

A great family owned Pizza place

garlic bread

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY ARE THEY ON MY FACEBOOK? I DO NOT KNOW THESE PEOPLE

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Bread makes you fat.

She was just talking about Mussolini's Pizza: "The Fascist pizza in town."

Gran-in-law forever encouraging me! 😂

Gran-in-law forever encouraging me! 😂

It's a good bake... Nice finish... The flavors are simply scrummy.

It's a shame about the sponge.

Mary Berry memes are the best memes.

You can see the layers. I like that.

It was worth a shot

It was worth a shot

Grandfather is laughing in heaven.

You can't type it out. Speak your commands into the mouse.

The "the facebook" really adds to it.

Trolling from the afterlife, classic grandpa move.

That's not how it works, Dawn.

That's not how it works, Dawn.

Hi Dawn,

Sorry, you're fucked!

-The Facebook Team

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"

Hi The Facebook Team

ADD FRIEND

-Ethyl

Hello Bill Gates,

I'd like to remove my information from your face-book internet database. I am tired of seeing people telling me every 10 minutes what they are doing and I don't understand why they always have to show me their pictures and lives. I can send a picture of my ID for verification. Thanks love you my dear, dawn

I think it worked, Betty

I think it worked, Betty

trying to connect

aren't we all

/sub/unexpectedme_irl

T E S T I N G

Was she able to connect? The suspense is killing me.

grandma's truly know the key to prevent nuclear warfare

grandma's truly know the key to prevent nuclear warfare

Pressure's on, Jason.

My grandson is good with computers. He can do something about that darn nuclear hellfire.

Jason better not fuck this up!

Jason: puts on shades "Come with me if you want to live"

OMHECK!!!

OMHECK!!!

Oh my heck, where did she think her photos were going all this time, besides an NSA database?

4833+...

She didn't know they were going to be so generous as to let her have copies.

In some ways I can't wait until technology passes me by, because it's honestly true that sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Old people are literally living in Hogwarts right now. They don't know exactly how the magical box does its thing, but it does and they can order all the corn they could ever want.

Try one of these subthreads