You can never unsubscribe.
To be fair, people will often say "unsubscribe" as a funny comment when they hear or read an unfortunate fact.
Make reservation at Hotel California.
You can unsubscribe any time you like, but you will still receive
cue epic guitar solo
Sorry Mary, too late.
The police are on their way.
Cocaine is vegan though, right?
Sorry sir, this is a CHRISTIAN SERVER, so no swearing.
Main ingredient is from a plant and everything else is chemicals so yes it is.
Is this the new version of installing too many IE toolbars?
Are you sure your Grandma isn't just a top-tier shitposter?
I'm honestly not. She's quite sarcastic.
Previous posts in this saga:
Edit: also for your enjoyment, her cover photo:
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY ARE THEY ON MY FACEBOOK? I DO NOT KNOW THESE PEOPLE
Bread makes you fat.
She was just talking about Mussolini's Pizza: "The Fascist pizza in town."
It's a good bake... Nice finish... The flavors are simply scrummy.
It's a shame about the sponge.
Mary Berry memes are the best memes.
You can see the layers. I like that.
Grandfather is laughing in heaven.
You can't type it out. Speak your commands into the mouse.
The "the facebook" really adds to it.
Trolling from the afterlife, classic grandpa move.
Sorry, you're fucked!
-The Facebook Team
"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"
Hi The Facebook Team
Hello Bill Gates,
I'd like to remove my information from your face-book internet database. I am tired of seeing people telling me every 10 minutes what they are doing and I don't understand why they always have to show me their pictures and lives. I can send a picture of my ID for verification. Thanks love you my dear, dawn
trying to connect
aren't we all
T E S T I N G
Was she able to connect? The suspense is killing me.
Pressure's on, Jason.
My grandson is good with computers. He can do something about that darn nuclear hellfire.
Jason better not fuck this up!
Jason: puts on shades "Come with me if you want to live"
Oh my heck, where did she think her photos were going all this time, besides an NSA database?
She didn't know they were going to be so generous as to let her have copies.
In some ways I can't wait until technology passes me by, because it's honestly true that sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Old people are literally living in Hogwarts right now. They don't know exactly how the magical box does its thing, but it does and they can order all the corn they could ever want.