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Dad has a remedy to me walking in the snow

Dad has a remedy to me walking in the snow

You will GET WET

Me trying to score a date.

Wonder who the lucky Mrs. Uber is?

Honestly reads like the lyrics to an alternative version of 'Baby Its Cold Outside'

On a post glorifying "the good ole days", this Baby Boomer gets confused by her own typo

On a post glorifying "the good ole days", this Baby Boomer gets confused by her own typo

I hope that old God is forgiving of her temporary false idol worship. in jesus name I pray

Explain new God?!

Halauha? DISCUSTING

HALAUHA IS HOW YOU SAY HELLO IN HAWAII.

The good old days

The good old days

LIEUTENANT DAN YOU GOT NEW LEGS

ORDER LEGS

Wish I could turn back time back time

To the good od days

Grandpa's Business Idea

Grandpa's Business Idea

Please tell me grandpa is okay, it looks like he might be having a stroke.

looks like a case of fat old man finger syndrome to me

Why are you giving grandpa's Idea to the public!

.make a cheap web site for a service figure a response number put up a social netthat ?????? PROFIT*

*even do a tax teport

My dad got a Facebook without telling me

My dad got a Facebook without telling me

The ass was wide.

T H I C C

At least he corrected his mistake.

If you want to support my wide ass, I’m recording a standup comedy holiday album November 30th at The Creek and The Cave in NYC. It’s free. The comics are all doing sets about the holidays and most of them have been on Colbert, Conan, Comedy Central, or some combination of the three. Here’s more info.

Why?

Why?

You are Italian too.

He looks like an oblivion NPC

blue cheese has mold in it

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I am not!

Pretty crappy messages

Pretty crappy messages

Nice repost you twat

discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like twat

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HAHAHA nice

HHAAHAHAHAHA NICE REPOST

In Response to: 'Deacribe this city with a GIF'

In Response to: 'Deacribe this city with a GIF'

I don’t know why the people I follow are hogging up the whole space.

I wonder how many old folks' minds will be totally blown when someone teaches them how to filter their news feed.

I'm just kidding, old people will refuse to learn anything technical, they live to just complain about it.

COULD YOU PLEASE GET OFF FACEBOOK? WE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.

I'm so tired of seeing Lisa's Farmville posts all over the Facebook. I'm not a technology guy. I've tried nothing to remove them and I'm all out of ideas.

Computers just aren't for me. Corn

Grandma Takes Grandson's Post Very Seriously

Grandma Takes Grandson's Post Very Seriously

Your mother says you haven't made any friends yet, Michael?

Love you, grandma 👵🏻

As a former Southern Baptist kid, this is triggering like none other.

THIS PRAYER WARRIOR IS REBUKING SATAN AND HIS ANGELS TO STOP TRIGGERING YOU

COMMENT AMENZ IF U REB UKE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!!

She posted a hand written ad on facebook

She posted a hand written ad on facebook

after days of weeding and mulching

"Well, it's time we paid you, isn't it?"

fumbles in purse

"Here you are. A crisp one dollar bill.

You've earned it. Don't spend it all on candy!"

In the mid 80s, my brother & I sought opportunity in the form of raking leaves. One guy took us up on our offer. We did about 5 hours of work (each) and made the guy's lawn & bushes the absolute pride of the block. He gave us $5. Not each. My mother was displeased. She said she wanted to see if we did a poor job to warrant the insulting payment. As she expected, the yard was gorgeous. She walked us home, gave us each $5 & turned on Popeye cartoons. Then she jogged right the fuck back to that dude's house and dumped every bag all over his lawn, in his bushes, on his porch. A mess. My mom is 5'2" & maybe 100 pounds if her pockets are full of change. Apparently dude just yelled at her begging her to stop behind his locked screen door.

Edit: Another time she closed-fist beat the crap out of three teenage boys who slapped us around & stole our bikes from us. Like Mayweather. Bitch got hands.

Edit2: Mom drove a red 1970 Dodge Charger. Bad ass.

Hey, if she can upload photos she's doing pretty good.

Actually, with Facebook's algorithms heavily favoring pictures over text, she most likely got her message to more people.

Try one of these subthreads