Mushroom scooper? Wut? 😶
Just portabella mushrooms. Currently work for a restaurant
Why on earth?
I wish! The restaurant I work for isn't that classy.
Grandmas who listen to James Taylor that were also born in December.
Literally who the fuck was this designed for?
It gets made by facebook likes and your profile and compiles a tshirt that people think is unique
Would wear ironically
Does this woman have a gender specific inability to take her fucking car to be serviced herself?
Why the hell would I be mad at my woman for getting her car repaired? Is fixing cars somehow equivalent to sexual intercourse in this universe, making me some sort of car repair cuck? I'm not following this guy's logic at all.
Or, you know, change a fucking bulb? How useless does this author think women are?
Why does it say "When You Have Nothing Left" across the middle of the image?
One of these is not like the other
yeah, who even says 'Papa', am I right?
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day there are actual tears in my eyes
No but I wish i was
so... the one on the right?
The most right, yeah.
Could mean "The last option, from the ones that are left-over".
Yeah, but was she born in October?
Isn't that the joke?
Weird how they don't mention that she's a freaking Elf! You'd think thats more important than hot-tempered!?!
I think more likely the film is in reference to these bridges.
This is likely in reference to the film The Bridges of Madison County.
I have been to each of those. I don't know why
Driving a forklift has it's ups and downs.
For the most part it's kind of uplifting, especially when things get heavy.
Job gatekeeping drives me crazy. Most jobs have bad and good points. There are many many challenging jobs. What's important is that we recognize that we are fortunate to have people who are skilled in many different ways.
I driven an old forklift that had a clutch, and used damaged 10' skid extenders (loop at the back was bent) to unload 3500lb (the machine was rated for 5k) hot tubs 15' off the back of long haul flatbeds, in a poorly paved parking lot.
It wasn't hard.
What? What were you...?
We need more details, OP
Is that George Takei saying "oh my" at a destroyed building and all the murder/suicide going on inside of it?
You got the George Takei part right, but he's actually eating the small city. He loves the taste of human flesh and metal so much that he mutters "Oh my..."