Wanna hang out today?
No...I have something really important to do...
Making your mom's glass dildo
EDIT: /u/I-wish-u-were-beer found a source https://www.instagram.com/p/BMZpKvKgOOj/
I still think it just looks like a less comfortable glass dildo for your mom
They just invented a new sex position.
Archimedes intended for it to be a childrens toy. But adults of the time, seeing how mesmerizing the movement of the trammel was, pushed the children down and absconded with the toy to use for their own amusement. And they were right to do so.
If I remember correctly that's actually on the roof of a shopping complex so you can look up at it as you walk underneath.
Edit: found a link
You would obtain empirical evidence of its function.
i thought the title said giraffe. I was looking at the top picture with so much confusion.
If there was ever a time that a helmet seemed necessary, it would have to be this.
Reminds me of the old nickelodeon logo