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North Korea Assassination Suspect Thought She Was Participating in a TV Prank

North Korea Assassination Suspect Thought She Was Participating in a TV Prank

The real assassins behind this are absolutely genius.

Before they had their victim attack the main target they had her pull the same prank on others without the poison. She was literally conditioned to pull this off without fear of consequence.

Parkour mishap leaves tall, thin man stuck in downtown Denver chimney

Parkour mishap leaves tall, thin man stuck in downtown Denver chimney
Parkour mishap leaves tall, thin man stuck in downtown Denver chimney

this is why i eat four mcdonalds hamburgers every day so i can avoid serious parkour accidents like this with my big fat gut.

Christie: Trump made me order meatloaf

Christie: Trump made me order meatloaf
Christie: Trump made me order meatloaf

Well? Was the meatloaf good or not? Leaving out the most important part of the story, fools.

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