Well maybe if the gays didn't marry he wouldn't have ruined his own marriage
It's okay, I'm from the US. We take embarrassing politicians to a whole new level.
Those who try hardest to claim the moral high ground often prove that they actually have low morals
Exactly. Every gay marriage widdles away at the sanctity of marriage and causes legitimate marriages like this one to fall apart. If it weren't for the gays that secretary wouldn't be pregnant.
While not treasonous, the republicans didn't clap for Obama either. Washington warned us about a two party system..now here we are
And here I am thinking that dissent for authority was an American pastime. Guess I was wrong, sorry King George!
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
Senator Duckworth had the best response: http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/372452-duckworth-fires-back-at-trump-i-swore-an-oath-to-the-co...
Some questioned the ability of sex dolls to bear children, support the man and the home emotionally and do the house chores.
Okay... I guess.. there may be some.. questions... about how well sex dolls will bear children...
Life, uh, finds a way.
Should we tell them that Rick and Morty is a cartoon not a documentary?
sex doll + roomba + TV.
the perfect wife and mother
My brother is thin and balding. I'm a big, fat McDonald's boy, and I have a full head of hair. This all checks out.
But won't bald people get burned when they dip their heads in the deep fryer?
Can confirm, I'm in my mid-20's and thinning, rarely get anywhere near McDonald's. My brother is older with a full head of hair and devours McDonald's on the regular.
Pack it in boys, two instances of anecdotal evidence are all I need to be convinced it's fact.
Not like that. You dump the fries into a shower cap and put it on before you sleep.
A WEEK. Not an hour. A WEEK.
He might give her a shiny new quarter for this years Christmas Bonus.
Now that is really stretching out trickle-down economics.
Hey that's $6 a* month. Nearly paying for her Netflix subscription.
Well, are you a good boy?
Jesus, I just barely make half that!!
His names Frank Gallagher...
Totally a tangent, but I don't like how the show basically didn't end when he got a new liver. I'm glad bc it's a good show, but you can't do like any of the shit he does with a donor liver...
Yeah, that's how I'm going to get rich and retire to Belize, by stealing oranges.
Terrible. Obviously that should have gone to the Salvation Army.
not everyone was 10th prestige golden gun at cod 4 u know
Of course its florida
It looks cool and all but its more like a massive blowtorch than a flame thrower. Still cool.
No, real flamethrowers don't just shoot flames, they shoot burning liquid, like gasoline or napalm. They're like badass supersoakers, not giant lighters.
His business is on fire
Imperial Japanese soldiers in hardened bunkers hate them!
Elon Musk is the mad scientist supervillain I never knew I wanted.
Next month's news: Elon Musk starting a genetic bioengineering company
Next year's news: Elon Musk developed a new species at his XBio company, and is selling it as pets
"Buy an overpriced Boring Company fire extinguisher! You can definitely buy one for less elsewhere, but this one comes with a cool sticker and the button is conveniently riiight above." from their website.
If this were anyone else I'd say it's a complete scam but I can't see Elon doing that to his reputation.