But I thought lesbian didn't like bananas
They do as long as they're not attached to a guy
I definitely think I would do something like that If I were a bit better at thinking on my feet. It's not inconceivable for lesbians to be cute.
Source: am lesbian, think my gf and I can be pretty cute.
"and then the cafe clapped"
No, see, that doesn't work. Maybe if an evil homophobic barista refused to serve them or something, but otherwise, there's no reason to do that.