This is what this sub was made for.
I hate it when we have to bring in extra murderees.
I read this as humans and got really concerned
Could have played with my balls for free, amirite?
I first thought this was /sub/nottheonion
Okay people, this is how you use /sub/nocontext. I'm not even going to click through on this one. I'm happy just how it is.
[without looking] Mixing all the soda flavors together from the fountain
Yeah, fuck you!