They just levitated and made static noises
What do the hooded figures have to say about it?
What's a dog park? Who's a dog park? I don't know what dog parks are. You sound crazy. Dog park. As if.
We have enough forbidden dog parks already
I don't care what the liberals say, Nightvale was founded on good old fashioned Bloodstone circle worship, the Fish people seem like an amiable sort but can't they find somewhere else to practise their heinous religion?
Just ain't natural
Ray Troll! Have this up in my bedroom
Yeah! His stuff is great. Saw this again recently and just thought of Night Vale
should go to H&M more often, didn't know they had nice things
Divided from H&M really have hidden gems. I bet every grown-up goths only shop there.
My favorite Khakis are from H&M. Hard to find one with a decent men’s section, though.
I feel personally attacked by how true this is for me.
Now I’m concerned about blueberries as well.
They're looking a bit violet, wouldn't you say?
Of course, there's no need to worry. I'm sure they weren't grown from anything untoward.
I am concerned about the distinct lack of apostrophes in that article.
How rude. You know Egg Boy does not like publicity. And also that it’s illegal.
I love dessert!
"Benadryl: Why feel congested? Why feel anything at all? Why not accept that life is meaningless and the void comes for all."
You can't feel ill if you're dead.
And now, traffic.
This has literally been me all week. I ordered a military grade mask that will arrive tomorrow. I don’t care that everyone will think I have the plague in public. I can’t stand staying inside all day and I can’t stand being miserable outside.
I have some better medicine
This graphic would suggest that nonexistence is prohibited.
If you absolutely must exist, please refrain from asking questions.
So the Faceless Old Woman has a brother.
Should you exist prior to payment, please go immediately to the brown stone spire.