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The people in my area are very wise.

The people in my area are very wise.

They just levitated and made static noises

What do the hooded figures have to say about it?

What's a dog park? Who's a dog park? I don't know what dog parks are. You sound crazy. Dog park. As if.

We have enough forbidden dog parks already

IS it wrong?

IS it wrong?

I don't care what the liberals say, Nightvale was founded on good old fashioned Bloodstone circle worship, the Fish people seem like an amiable sort but can't they find somewhere else to practise their heinous religion?

Just ain't natural

Ray Troll! Have this up in my bedroom

Yeah! His stuff is great. Saw this again recently and just thought of Night Vale

My fianceé bought a Khoshekh shirt from H&M

My fianceé bought a Khoshekh shirt from H&M

should go to H&M more often, didn't know they had nice things

Divided from H&M really have hidden gems. I bet every grown-up goths only shop there.

My favorite Khakis are from H&M. Hard to find one with a decent men’s section, though.

I feel personally attacked by how true this is for me.

Aren't we all? (x-post from /sub/tumblr)

Aren't we all? (x-post from /r/tumblr)

Now I’m concerned about blueberries as well.

I'm no longer concerned about the blueberries.

They're looking a bit violet, wouldn't you say?

Of course, there's no need to worry. I'm sure they weren't grown from anything untoward.

I am concerned about the distinct lack of apostrophes in that article.

Reminded me of our small dessert town

Reminded me of our small dessert town

How rude. You know Egg Boy does not like publicity. And also that it’s illegal.

I love dessert!

Night Vale Community Radio: Sponsored by Benadryl®

Night Vale Community Radio: Sponsored by Benadryl®

"Benadryl: Why feel congested? Why feel anything at all? Why not accept that life is meaningless and the void comes for all."

You can't feel ill if you're dead.

And now, traffic.

This has literally been me all week. I ordered a military grade mask that will arrive tomorrow. I don’t care that everyone will think I have the plague in public. I can’t stand staying inside all day and I can’t stand being miserable outside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gMjJNGg9Z8

I have some better medicine

Existing is strongly prohibited

Existing is strongly prohibited

This graphic would suggest that nonexistence is prohibited.

If you absolutely must exist, please refrain from asking questions.

So the Faceless Old Woman has a brother.

The city council would like to remind you to:

The city council would like to remind you to:

Should you exist prior to payment, please go immediately to the brown stone spire.

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