Niceguys niceguys

Sonic the Nicehog

Sonic the Nicehog

Go commit die? No no no you deserve the death

Can we stop posting this.

Not just any death, the death

I read this in idubbbz foreign voice lol

An actual nice guy. Too bad he's 11.

An actual nice guy. Too bad he's 11.

Aww that's pretty cute!

If he was a real nice guy it would've ended with a "OMG i was joking...Fuck you, you fucking cunt whore, your voice isn't hot anyway" You know, like a true gentleman.

Masturbation at 11 is not unheard of. Her voice or a stiff breeze is all it wood take

Give him 5 years on the internet. He'll come out worse for it.

If you're into bad boys swipe left because I am a good boy

If you're into bad boys swipe left because I am a good boy

That scarf tho.

Nice doggo

That’s a shiba inu. You can’t have a shiba inu without a scarf.

Thats doge u uncultured little swine

Low effort

Low effort

Wow I can't wait to see volume three

I’m wondering how thick volume one is.

Volume 11

Wait there are at least 10 more volumes?

Its volume 2 dood. Latin numerals.

when your self-awareness tank is empty

when your self-awareness tank is empty

Congratulations! You played yourself

>complains about girls not wanting nice guys

>calls them sluts

Hmmm

I can't believe how he cannot get a slutfriend, sorry, girlfriend. He seems such a nice guy!

Self awareness level = 0

Niceness

Niceness

Bitch won't fuck me. Stupid sluts!

Cyanide and Happiness do Casper the Friend-zoned Ghost

Cyanide and Happiness do Casper the Friend-zoned Ghost

This is bullshit. She owes him sex.

I second this. It's a pitty that "real" nice guys are treaded like a da shit

He deserves the sex for that niceness, he deserve 2.3 sex to be exact.

I do sex all the time, like 34.2 times so I know it’s right

Not even a thank you? This is why all women are just selfish and shallow

Nice gay

Nice gay

That 'fuck you' could have been an offer.

Show dik and ballsak

A promise

/sub/suddenlygay

This explains a lot

This explains a lot

"Wow not all zombies are like that"

Off-point, but the indentations made by the letters in the texture of the paper are oddly satisfying.

M'lunch

It's not how a woman looks, it's what's inside that counts.

-Hannibal Lecter

My friend’s gross ex

My friend’s gross ex

She broke up with him because he cheated on her religiously and caught a STD which she too now has. He’s decided that making her ‘jealous’ by texting all her friends dick pics to see who would be willing to hookup would be a good idea

He’s also sent the “I’ve always liked you more” text to all her friends so you know he’s just trying to get with anyone that’s desperate enough

This guy is a really asshole

Ah yes the ever so attractive “well I dated X and I know you’re friends/coworkers/cousins/etc with X but I’ve always wanted you”

Try one of these subthreads