“I did nothing”.
Sure if nothing is standing creepily close to her in a park with lots of other trees then following her, speeding up to keep up with her when she visibly is trying to get away from you, staring at her bum and shifting your erection in your trousers.
God, the definition of nothing has changed since I’ve last used it.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy
Seriously, her anti-creep radar is very well tuned. She could probably feel the rape and murder vibes coming off him.
Actually I don't think this even belongs here, it is way closer to a rape fantasy or violent Elliot Rodger piece. Nice guys just whine a lot and fuck themselves, this guy is full-on dangerous.
"She sprinted to get away from me"
i cannot imagine why
Realistically, niceguy probably would have thrown that plate in her face spitting curses and death wishes
Where's the " I showed you my dick, spread your legs, harlot" panel
Don't know, but that's funny as fuck.
It's more /sub/cringe than NiceGuys.
you accepted the request
And it was at this moment, OP fucked up.
"The autistic way you're acting." Dead.
Die and rot in hell bitch.
Encourage your friend to show this to a teacher or school counselor. The boy needs a talking to.
Build an ark and float the fuck outta here Noah
The boy needs to catch some fucking hands.
"Fucking stupid bitch bitch whore youre exactly like all women"
I think that's the joke.
Never understood why people confess their "love" to people they aren't even in a relationship with...
That man killed his neighbor.
I genuinely didn't realise it said "vet" at the end and am now laughing at my own stupidity. I will leave this up, still haha.
“Slept with one of his patients” a brilliant vet
I met a guy on a night out around 8 years ago, and we exchanged numbers. Of course I had had quite a few drinks, so I didn't wake up until around midday. I checked my phone and had 20+ missed calls, 3 voicemails and one text message, simply stating "thanks for wasting my time bitch." Needless to say he didn't get a response, and the voicemails were deleted without having been listening to.
Isn't the text in the 3rd and 4th picture supposed to be exactly the same?
Not necessarily on this format, on the gru ones, yes.
That's super freaky because he really has a total lack of understanding that's you're a person doing the things people do and just went ape shit. Best case scenario, a relationship with him would have been a soul crushing narcissistic fuck fest.
People need to comment this in every sub when someone reposts tbh
Sonic has cursed you with the death, the only thing left to do is pray for your soul.
You are a brave one
incels clapping in the distance, crying tears of joy
That is... weapons grade inappropriate.
That was a rollercoaster of a tweet. Went from pity sex to wow.... um k.
I don't know if the OP was being ironic, but the dude who shared it definitely was being serious