Go commit die? No no no you deserve the death
Can we stop posting this.
Not just any death, the death
I read this in idubbbz foreign voice lol
Aww that's pretty cute!
If he was a real nice guy it would've ended with a "OMG i was joking...Fuck you, you fucking cunt whore, your voice isn't hot anyway" You know, like a true gentleman.
Masturbation at 11 is not unheard of. Her voice or a stiff breeze is all it wood take
Give him 5 years on the internet. He'll come out worse for it.
That scarf tho.
That’s a shiba inu. You can’t have a shiba inu without a scarf.
Thats doge u uncultured little swine
Wow I can't wait to see volume three
I’m wondering how thick volume one is.
Wait there are at least 10 more volumes?
Its volume 2 dood. Latin numerals.
Congratulations! You played yourself
>complains about girls not wanting nice guys
>calls them sluts
I can't believe how he cannot get a slutfriend, sorry, girlfriend. He seems such a nice guy!
Self awareness level = 0
Bitch won't fuck me. Stupid sluts!
This is bullshit. She owes him sex.
I second this. It's a pitty that "real" nice guys are treaded like a da shit
He deserves the sex for that niceness, he deserve 2.3 sex to be exact.
I do sex all the time, like 34.2 times so I know it’s right
Not even a thank you? This is why all women are just selfish and shallow
"Wow not all zombies are like that"
Off-point, but the indentations made by the letters in the texture of the paper are oddly satisfying.
It's not how a woman looks, it's what's inside that counts.
She broke up with him because he cheated on her religiously and caught a STD which she too now has. He’s decided that making her ‘jealous’ by texting all her friends dick pics to see who would be willing to hookup would be a good idea
He’s also sent the “I’ve always liked you more” text to all her friends so you know he’s just trying to get with anyone that’s desperate enough
This guy is a really asshole
Ah yes the ever so attractive “well I dated X and I know you’re friends/coworkers/cousins/etc with X but I’ve always wanted you”