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So you are telling me, you flicked it OVER the cup you meant to and into a different one and then caught the cup as it bounced back up? Noice

Yes, it was my friend trying a Tealightflick, he hit his coffee cup. When the cup fell he kicked it in the air and caught it

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Your friend is a legend

Putting some cheese on my burger

That fuckin' curve man, such finesse. He acted like he didn't know what he was doing.

Damn, this legitimately looks like the first attempt. Well done

I feel like the celebration was lackluster.

Could be his 6th attempt, and the first 5 he also got the cheese on the bugers.

I'll never doubt 80's TV again

How them Duke boys gonna get themselves out of this bucket of syrup?

9/10. Nicked the top of the car.

*scratchy deep voice "Now you listen close and hard bucko. The next click you hear is me hanging up. The one after that is me pulling the trigger." -An action movie guy

Ol' Boss Hog's got 'em right where he wants 'em!

Tried my luck at the driving range (poor technique i know) - the ball literally hovers in mid-air until the rubber tee stops

Tried my luck at the driving range (poor technique i know) - the ball literally hovers in mid-air until the rubber tee stops

Still a better golfer than I am.

"Now, I'm gonna give you another chance. You better make it count."

Alas, I have since been told the same by a good friend of mine and still couldn’t get it so gave up, what’s weird is I could generate so much more power from my forearms...

Only by virtue of an accidental trick shot ;)

My friend found his mini-me at a wedding

My friend found his mini-me at a wedding

It's like twins separated at birth, but one has been malnourished.

That guy looks a lot bigger than your friend.

comes in sizes ranging from S - XL

Trying to snag some extra karma copying that 12000+ invited comment on the /sub/mildlyinteresting post? Hmm...

Threading the needle for a Benz

Threading the needle for a Benz

"Sir, he made the shot!"

"We can't afford another car! Get him Boomer! Go for his ribs!"

The interesting thing is that competitions like this are insured for the prize money in case someone actually wins. So organizers won't be paying for a Benz, the insurance company will.

That guy is comfortable on the ice and handling a puck. I feel like we are being bamboozled.

Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!

The perfect Kahoot doesn’t exi-

The perfect Kahoot doesn’t exi-

What the hell am I supposed to be seeing?

It ends with 420 and has our legend "Big Shaq".

The fuck is this

It's an educational quiz game that makes learning more exciting.

This was most definitely a teenage-shitpost.

Never Tell Me The Odds of losing Net Neutrality! Stand with us and fight the FCC and ISPs from blocking, throttling, and paid prioritizing the web!

Never Tell Me The Odds of losing Net Neutrality! Stand with us and fight the FCC and ISPs from blocking, throttling, and paid prioritizing the web!
Never Tell Me The Odds of losing Net Neutrality! Stand with us and fight the FCC and ISPs from bl...

WHAT TO DO IF YOU'RE A LAZY REDDITOR WITH ANXIETY WHO TRIES TO HELP WITH JUST UPVOTES:

Here are 2 petitions to sign, one international and one exclusively US.

International: https://www.savetheinternet.com/sti-home

US: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/do-not-repeal-net-neutrality

Text "resist" to 504-09. It's a bot that will send a formal email, fax, and letter to your representatives. It also finds your representatives for you. All you have to do is text it and it holds your hand the whole way.

WAY too many people are simply upvoting and hoping that'll be enough, this is the closest level of convenience to upvoting you can find WHILE actually making a difference.

This effects us all. DO. YOUR. PART.

thank you for the international link. im from switzerland but looked for a way to try help you guys out.

These are the emails of the 5 people on the FCC roster. These are the five people deciding the future of the internet.

The two women have come out as No votes. We need only to convince ONE of the other members to flip to a No vote to save Net Neutrality. Mike O'Rielly was hired by Obama so my guess is to go after him the most.

Blow up their inboxes!

Ajit Pai - Ajit.Pai@fcc.gov

Mignon Clyburn - Mignon.Clyburn@fcc.gov

Michael O'Rielly - Mike.ORielly@fcc.gov

Brendan Carr - Brendan.Carr@fcc.gov

Jessica Rosenworcel - Jessica.Rosenworcel@fcc.gov

Spread this comment around! We need to go straight to the source. Be civil, be concise, and make sure they understand that what they're about to do is UNAMERICAN.

Godspeed!

Belgian here. I have the same.

The fortunes my boyfriend & I got at dinner a few years ago...

The fortunes my boyfriend & I got at dinner a few years ago...

Was it immediately a sweet moment or did ya'll both kinda look around the restaurant in jest first?

It was immediately a sweet moment! I had just moved to a different city for school. He came to visit me and took me out to dinner. We were pretty happy when we got these!

My ex got that one at dinner once. Mine said something about being cautious of someone near sucking your soul and trouncing your happiness. My lucky numbers didn’t pay out either.

Reminds of perks of being a wallflower. They're playing truth or dare. So this guy dares the main character to kiss the most beautiful girl in the room. He waits one second and chooses not to kiss his girlfriend and goes for the girl sitting next to him instead haha

Here let me give you some ammo

Here let me give you some ammo
Here let me give you some ammo

"Booker, catch!"

Holy shit. That is something big movie production companies would pay thousands of dollars just to CGI, and here this guys is making it a reality.

I just wanna know how many times they tried this...

Try one of these subthreads