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He didn't let it fall

Why did the hippy throw that item so carelessly at Grayson Allen?

Upvoted solely for how happy he is that it was caught on camera lol

Boss, I need the tape from yesterday.

Why?

I did a freaking sweet move.

...I'll allow it

Looks like the lovechild of Grayson Allen and Jeremy Renner to me.

A frog jumping during a photo

A frog jumping during a photo

Luke Skyhopper, Jumping to lightspeed!

Naaah, someone rolled a 3, that frog is going straight back to Jumanji.

The Picard Maneuver

Ludicrous speed*

Me and my girlfriends baby pictures.

Me and my girlfriends baby pictures.

You two look way too young to be posting on Reddit, let alone dating. Do your parents know?

she's cooler😂 cute

Sums up our relationship quite well, haha from the upside down goggles to her cool glasses😂

she's already rocking the cool glare look

After hat gets hit it does a 360 and lands back on his head

After hat gets hit it does a 360 and lands back on his head

Helmet*

Hat....?

Yeah let me just come millimeters away from a CONCUSSION

That looks such a deliberate throw

The Thursday she picks just so happens to be his birthday.

The Thursday she picks just so happens to be his birthday.

I think they are 1/365, but just guessing.

MODS! THIS MAN JUST TOLD US THE ODDS!!!

What did you just tell me?

He thinks the chances may be 1/365, though he's just guessing.

I would’ve fainted if I found out Beyoncé could’ve been my mum

I would’ve fainted if I found out Beyoncé could’ve been my mum

Well if he liked it he should have put a ring on it.

Edit: that song is probably about OP’s dad.

Well if he stayed with Beyoncé you wouldn’t exist.

Imagine dating someone, breaking up and then they become one of the most famous people on the planet lol I’d hate my life

Imagine dating someone

:(

My opening hand in words with Friends

My opening hand in words with Friends

Puh puh puh POOSHIT real good!

Turds with Friends

Photos (best word you can make)

Pooshit

Sshhhhh. Ahhh. Sss.

Randy Johnson hitting a bird while pitching over 17 years ago

Randy Johnson hitting a bird while pitching over 17 years ago

That's a fowl ball.

Gettit?

Fowl?

Like, a bird? fowl?

I hate myself.

Wow. There’s not a feather left

I remember watching that game on tv. That was hella random a bird was flying so low around there, right?

This looks super old. But I remember watching it when it first happened when I was in junior high so I know it was not that long ag....oh shit. I am old.

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