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Fisherman fishes his own wallet from the sea - 20 years after dropping it in there (x-post r/midlyinteresting)

Fisherman fishes his own wallet from the sea - 20 years after dropping it in there (x-post r/midlyinteresting)

Apologies for the misleading title; it was a lake, not 'the sea'

Still pretty impressive.

I like to think he wasn't actually interested in fishing, he just dropped his wallet in there one day and spent 20 years trying to retrieve it.

That is one persistent fisherman.

Holy shit, the correct use of a semicolon. An impressive find indeed.

Domino's knows.

Domino's knows.

Who lets the Dominos app sent notification to their phone anyway? You're just asking for spam messages.

Domiknows

My gf told me that her friend gets dominos coupons for like 50% off and stuff during special events. I subscribed to their emails but so far i've just gotten cheap pepperoni pizzas and free sides, nothing worth using quite yet.

Lowe's retail lawn set girlfriend

Cat food

Dog food

Fleshlight

Cheerios

Men's clothing

Figured I'd try it out.

I just dropped my bank note on the floor and I thought it had disappeared

I just dropped my bank note on the floor and I thought it had disappeared

The floor's still there; it's just stuck underneath that bank note.

I'm trying to figure out why I feel it's weird you called it a bank note.

Are you sure? I can't see it anywhere. All I see is a bank note.

OP dropped a $20 or something else on the floor, and it landed on its side blending in.

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I don't play darts often, how much is this shot worth?

I don't play darts often, how much is this shot worth?

It didn't hit the board, so you missed.

Robin Hoods are almost as common on this sub as they are in real life.

Oh.

Did you just try to tell us the odds?

The pool legend

The last time this was posted the argument about the "rules" devolved into an absolute shit show that covered all of the different rules for pool. What was frustrating that it didn't occur to anyone that none of the guys playing in that game give a single shit about the rules and they were just friends hanging out and fucking around at a pool table.

Looked more fun than any version I've played. Good for them.

Has this been on /sub/instantbarbarians yet?

Crosspost for much love.

It's a standard annoying person move.

Beer pong Legend never fail

That's goal tending

Edit: I believe /u/Sir_Toadington is correct.

I got the impression he got the ball back and had to do a trick shot. He told her to throw the ball at him

I smell a threesome happening

Yea what he did was definitely illegal, but so awesome that I doubt anyone would object

a mixture of success and regret

3 Redditor's girlfriends all work at the same place

3 Redditor's girlfriends all work at the same place

Yes... What a completely uncanny coincidence... What's that you say? They all have the same name too?

Same name? /sub/nevertellmetheodds

so uh, can we see the dog?

3 redditors with girlfriends? I call BS

Off the rocks

Fake! The camera didn't shake uncontrollably after he made the shot.

IT'S A GHOST BALL

What's the point of doing a trick shot if you aren't filming?

I was totally expecting it to. I've been spoiled.

A butterfly unknowingly helping a man get revenge

Just that face when the butterfly lands "I deserved this"

That ending had me rolling you can't stage a butterfly landing on someone lol

After I saw the butterfly fly away safely I couldn't stop laughing. Glad the butterfly didn't get hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irhMAu_Dgio

Finds unopened bottle of Mtn Dew from 1992, would have won a new SNES with it back in the day.

Finds unopened bottle of Mtn Dew from 1992, would have won a new SNES with it back in the day.

Tweet it to them, Facebook it, etc. These can be one of those fun stories that gets them a bunch of free press, and you a free gaming system.

It's a really old repost.

Old as fuck repost, and you needed like 5 of these to win.

Man I hate it when Nintendo pays to promote their SNES on reddit

Try one of these subthreads