mildlypenis

These candles

These candles

If you see it on Facebook, it's already been on Reddit.

Is it? Sorry, someone sent me it on facebook.

Nice repost

Ok. Duly noted. I'll never forgive myself.

My pushpop

My pushpop

I thought that was an actual penis at first glance

Mildly penis? That looks very penis.

at first glans

I think is /sub/wildlypenis!

Her arm

Her arm

Holy hell, the pink tip and everything.

Ah the old chuckle-brothers glass of penis. A classic.

That is exactly penis. I thought she was holding a very detailed dildo when I first looked at the picture

/sub/wildlypenis

who lives in a urethra under the sea

who lives in a urethra under the sea

Patrick Pornstar

Pentapenis.

Squishy and mushy and Phallic is he!

This should definitely be on /sub/wildlypenis

Sweet Potato

Sweet Potato

It's not mildlypenis, it's verypenis.

also /sub/misleadingthumbnails

/sub/wildlypenis

Why is he white knuckling that thing?

Wow, Every day there's a new sub to wander.

It's supposed to say "we ❤ do" but all I can see is "we ❤ penis"

It's supposed to say "we ❤ do" but all I can see is "we ❤ penis"

we❤️penis makes more sense tbh wtf is we❤️do

That is still really lame.

I'm guessing it's at a wedding and it's in reference to the typical "I do" exchange between bride and groom

It says "wemdo". I wemdo. You wemdo. He, she, me wemdo? Til death do us wemdo?

Mildly scrotum with a dash of micro penis

Mildly scrotum with a dash of micro penis

Pretty sure that color red is indicative of a problem.

I actually read "Organic" as "Orgasmic". Now that I think about it, that would've sold more.

My balls cannot read either.

My balls are blue or beige, I have never seen balls that red

When your phone shatters into the shape of two penises touching each other...

When your phone shatters into the shape of two penises touching each other...

We're going into ancient history now.

Yeah this is from like, 2010

I like to imagine the rest of the cracks are glorious beams of light, shining from the point of contact.

The docking options on this phone are different than I expected.

That cannon cloud

That cannon cloud

Mildly? It's outright phallic...

Cock Cannon

/sub/wildlypenis FTFY. A more active sub

It's cumming.... Run!

We have a winner.

We have a winner.

Don't you mean weiner?

Cocksmoker.

Jake was Timmy's very best friend

On the playground after school they'd play pretend

Jake said to Timmy, "pretend you can't hear!"

But he didn't have to pretend with Jake's cum in his ear

 

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