What a dick-neck!
A cocktail. Duh...
Her arm looks like a dick.
No. I fucking absolutely refuse to believe that the architect had no idea what he was up to.
I mean, Me Too Thanks.
Don't those guys draw plans from a top-down/bird's eye view? There's no way he didn't know what he was doing.
This is very clearly a bicep!
Two bros, chilling in a hot tub
"Ribbed for her pleasure."
Braid, not cut, but yeah. Penis braid.
If you're gonna repost, at least try not to use one of the most famous posts on this subreddit
This one of the best mild penis posts ive seen in a while. Looks just like a flacid sack n pole. Love it.
is it weird that when i was in high school and played varsity ice hockey i’d stroke myself to a quarter chub before i’d go shower so the team wouldn’t make fun of my tiny dick
Decidedly not mild.
i thought this was a painting. bravo good sir.
Same as the baby food brand?
Took me a sec
My dick, is bigger than a bridge, your dick, looks like a little kid's.
My dick is on the big screen. Your dick went straight to DVD.
Oh, Gavin 3, what a card!!!
The bear is sticky with honey