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What is she drinking? hmmm

What is she drinking? hmmm
What is she drinking? hmmm

A cocktail. Duh...

Her arm looks like a dick.

These hot tubs at my hotel

These hot tubs at my hotel

No. I fucking absolutely refuse to believe that the architect had no idea what he was up to.

I mean, Me Too Thanks.

Don't those guys draw plans from a top-down/bird's eye view? There's no way he didn't know what he was doing.

This is very clearly a bicep!

Two bros, chilling in a hot tub

This haircut

This haircut

"Ribbed for her pleasure."

Braid, not cut, but yeah. Penis braid.

Reeeeeeee(post)

If you're gonna repost, at least try not to use one of the most famous posts on this subreddit

Water damage.

Water damage.

This one of the best mild penis posts ive seen in a while. Looks just like a flacid sack n pole. Love it.

is it weird that when i was in high school and played varsity ice hockey i’d stroke myself to a quarter chub before i’d go shower so the team wouldn’t make fun of my tiny dick

Decidedly not mild.

i thought this was a painting. bravo good sir.

The outline of this knife

The outline of this knife

Same as the baby food brand?

Took me a sec

Not even mildly

Not even mildly

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My dick, is bigger than a bridge, your dick, looks like a little kid's.

My dick is on the big screen. Your dick went straight to DVD.

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CEO's new signature

CEO's new signature
CEO's new signature

Oh, Gavin 3, what a card!!!

"mildly"

The bear is sticky with honey

Try one of these subthreads