Get your cholesterol checked, while you wait.
Nurse! Get this man a cheese pizza!
we think your cholesterol levels are dangerously low...
Yes... I was trying to stimulate it with a stick.
This is how pebbles are born
Well yes, it was very small but hard.
She looks like a normal person leaning against a rock...
Someone needs to photoshop little boats on the water. Maybe a tiny castle in the distance.
Would've thought nothing of it without OP saying it that way.
I was a 99 baby so I'm crossing my fingers
I'm an 88 baby and I still have hopes.
I'm an 86 baby I'm hoping science gets us there.
But she probably wasn't very aware of either the first or last one.
This is Lorenzo de Medici, who was an extremely powerful banking and political leader during the Renaissance historical period. He too was a bit of a tyrant. What's interesting is although there's more than just a passing resemblance to Farquaad, the wiki article cites other sources for possible inspiration of the character's appearance:
There is some speculation that Lord Farquaad's appearance may be inspired by Michael Eisner, the then–CEO of The Walt Disney Company, owing to producer Jeffrey Katzenberg's animosity toward his former employer. Others note a resemblance to Richard III of England. Other speculations include that his appearance is based off a conglomeration of perfectionists/megalomaniacs, such as Napoleon, Joseph Stalin, Hideki Tojo and even Adolf Hitler.
I know him from assassins creed
Do you know... the muffin man?
He's the one that yells donkey! Right?
So "repost" basically?
I thought reddit was a play on the words "read it" in past tense, purposefully mispelled so there wasn't a divide between people pronouncing it "ree-dit" and "red-it".
according to reddit this is the accurate notion
I see you live in the Midwest
I was thinking Florida
Great picture. But I can't help but think, I wish more people would turn their lights on when it's raining/storming. Sometimes your headlights are more helpful for others to see where you're at rather than to help you see where you're going
I can determine the weather by listening to my neighbor's queefs.
two faced bitch
Woah, they made the snapchat filter a real thing lmao
Phantom of the doge
Which one is your sister?
Driver, keep going, I want to at least beat the first dungeon.
"Your fare was $58.85"
Do you want a five-star rating? Because that's how you get a five-star rating.
I feel sorry for Uber drivers. I mean I really love the service and it's a vast improvement over taxis, but damn it's getting harder and harder to get five star ratings and a 4 star will ruin their average way for a long while. Sooner or later they'll probably have to start giving blowjobs to get five star ratings.
Fitting that underneath all the layers, a fossil is revealed.
Edit: I did not expect this reaction & thank you kind, anonymous gilder for the gold!
Life, finds a way
All to reveal the everlasting SEPTEMBER 2 the movie.