two faced bitch
Woah, they made the snapchat filter a real thing lmao
Phantom of the doge
Which one is your sister?
She looks like a normal person leaning against a rock...
Someone needs to photoshop little boats on the water. Maybe a tiny castle in the distance.
Would've thought nothing of it without OP saying it that way.
I see you live in the Midwest
I was thinking Florida
Great picture. But I can't help but think, I wish more people would turn their lights on when it's raining/storming. Sometimes your headlights are more helpful for others to see where you're at rather than to help you see where you're going
I can determine the weather by listening to my neighbor's queefs.
definitely will be purchasing another dildo from them in the future
That kind of customer service breaks down even the biggest of language barriers.
What did you buy OP?
Edit: He got a new blade part for his Braun series 7 razor.
Tomodachi means friend.
Driver, keep going, I want to at least beat the first dungeon.
"Your fare was $58.85"
Do you want a five-star rating? Because that's how you get a five-star rating.
I feel sorry for Uber drivers. I mean I really love the service and it's a vast improvement over taxis, but damn it's getting harder and harder to get five star ratings and a 4 star will ruin their average way for a long while. Sooner or later they'll probably have to start giving blowjobs to get five star ratings.
Your fly's down.
That spider is part of the YKK
Erratic web patters are a huge red flag that a spider might be using drugs, be careful man.
I'm pretty sure these are what are called stabilimenta, although I've only seen them look like a zig zag, rather than a zipper shape. There are a few theories for what their purpose is. They reflect UV rays, so that may attract insects, maybe for defense from wasps (I believe this the least), maybe as a bird deterrent, to prevent the web from getting destroyed by accident. Just like most things concerning spiders, no one really knows for sure.
Fitting that underneath all the layers, a fossil is revealed.
Edit: I did not expect this reaction & thank you kind, anonymous gilder for the gold!
Life, finds a way
All to reveal the everlasting SEPTEMBER 2 the movie.
If it ain't Bur Oak, don't fix it.
Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice.
My Title is a typo mess.😔
This turned into a TIL for me for Passenger pigeons
"Passenger pigeons accounted for a quarter of all birds north of Mexico, and it might well have been the most abundant bird on Earth. Naturalist John James Audubon once described a pigeon flight that he observed along the banks of the Ohio River in 1813.
"The flocks passed for three days and dominated the landscape. Audubon tried to estimate the numbers of pigeons and arrived at a figure of 1.1 billion birds. A flock over Columbus in 1855 was said to have taken all day to pass. The birds blotted out the sun, spooked horses and scared startled citizens indoors. The feathered storm whitened the landscape with droppings.
"By the late 1800s, ornithologists were lamenting tremendous declines in pigeon numbers. The birds were no match for people armed with guns, and they proved to be easy targets. Mass slaughters were common.
"Many pigeons were eaten, but huge numbers were shot for “sport,” their bodies left to rot."
The ceramic will capture the steam and condense it on the fries, so they will get soggy.
Amazingly, a set of 4 of these costs $119.99...
Think of the poor washer uppers!
I am one and this would annoy me
Yeah but why do you have 3 inch long toes.
EDIT: Made the post in a hurry, the key is only 100 years old. I'm really sorry to disappoint you. Mods please change the title.
I call bullshit on 1000years
I'm mildly disappointed by this.