The entrance to hell is less intimidating than I expected.
"Welcome to hell, do you have any treats? That's okay, I love you."
See the raging hellfire around you? That's there to keep you warm when things get chilly. See all the demons suffering for their sins? They're here to remind you of how good you actually have it. See all the floating memories that everyone is trying to catch? They're here to help you remember all the great things that happened to you in life. See the people suffering over there, in that dark corner? They're the ones who couldn't see the light. They created and perpetuated their own suffering.
Would you know it - the hell that they had created was all in their minds. They had seen the darkness of the world and built their life around seeing what was wrong - never trying to find a solution, but rather choosing to wallow in their pity. They had abandoned hope, that which had kept them alive. They missed all the beauty that was around them.
See the happy people over there? Some are playing with the demons, including their own. Others are watching - admiring - marveling at the raging flames of fire from afar. Still others are catching memories and dancing with them. And you even see some who are trying to pull those poor souls in the corner back into the light. Some of those poor souls manage to find their way out. Others try to but don't. The rest fail to try at all.
It is up to you which group you'll join. I may try to pull you in one direction or another, but remember... the hell is in your mind. You can make it heaven, if that's what you'd like.
One of the heads barks the truth and the other one only barks lies. You must ask them questions to reveal whether or not this door leads to treats.
She's covering her face in a way that makes me think she's saying, "You better not be putting this on Reddit!" and you're all, "Don't worry baby, it's just for us.".
Nah I'm a girl, I know what's going through her mind. "I haven't washed my hair* in three days, and I have no makeup on. I look GROSS."
She about to announce some shit at the Hunger Games, isn't she?
I bet their wifi fucking sucks
RJ45 ports if we're really hoping for the correct answer. Ethernet is a suite of technologies and protocols, which can be carried over fibre, coax, and twisted pair. The last being the cabling terminated by everyone's favourite RJ45 connector.
Those are Ethernet ports
This guy networks
Whenever I look at a bandaid, I always think "Whos skin is anywhere close to this color??" Not anymore.
Me: "I want to get one of those spray on tans"
Tan Salon: "How dark would you like to go?"
The only reason I was able to find it is because of the squeezing of the flesh caused by the band aid. If you wrap it any more loosely I would stare at my screen and go crazy like Peter from family guy when he tried "I Cannot Believe This Isn't butter".
They should change the label from "flesh colored" to /u/yungottoman colored.
Well he did say he was many things before becoming the greatest actor of their time.
This building has an ungodly ACTING.....TALENT!!!
They're cheaper because there's only two left, and they're trying to get rid of stock.
That's cause the left uses government funding to make food cheaper for everyone.
You know times are hard when vending machines have a clearance section
I feel like you must work at a place where the real work is being done by people studying your behavior.
"I clock in at 3pm, that's morning for us. Wages are delivered by pigeon on wednesdays except on leap years - then we get double wage, but in cotton."
Aftermarket "collectible." More info and examples.
That article was published exactly 4 years ago! Talk about mildly interesting haha
Gah I've always wanted a Shiny Lady Liberty! I'll trade you 15 normal George Washingtons for it.
this is a area
Can't argue with that, sign! You got me there.
An* There's your argument
Edit: checks back and sees what this thread has become looks at hands "Good God, what have I done"
Heh, that looks like a choo-choo passing under a bridge
Trains. They're called trains.
Old Bobby had seen a lot through his many years in the park. He seen proposals and breakups. He'd supported families on picnics, and strangers too shy to talk to each other. He'd weathered hundreds of storms and soaked up thousands of hours of sunlight. He'd seen all of human emotion from his humble position on the footpath, and knew that whatever happened in the world, humans were kind, loving, funny and fragile. And so, even as the years and the elements weathered him, he couldn't help but smile. What a wonderful world he lived in.
dang this made my day. wholesome af and i feel good now. have a nice day.
Old Bobby smiled to himself. 80 years old and still getting as much ass as a toilet seat
Persian Ivy (cat's not a Persian but still)
Envirokitty. Ridding the world of birds and rodents, one at a time.
I am Zoro!