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When the cold weather hits, bags like this pop up all over town. Thanks Ashleigh!

When the cold weather hits, bags like this pop up all over town. Thanks Ashleigh!

Praise Ashleigh

And this is how the Ashleigh based religion got started.

Public service announcement: If you came from your warm house where you forgot to take the gloves that you could afford to buy, then leave these for somebody else.

This kind of stuff starts a chain reaction. A person utilizes Ashleigh's gift, and is inspired to perform a selfless act themselves. This goes on and on in the background, with kind deeds being done every day, via chaos theory. She is doing far more good than just keeping people warm and she may never know it.

This whitening toothpaste is black.

This whitening toothpaste is black.

Correct. My wife bought some from Japan, and it tasted like minty dirt. It was grey when spat out. I liked it more than she did.

Charcoal toothpaste?

While this tooth blackener is white...

While ...

This building looks like a flash drive

This building looks like a flash drive

I see you found my porn drive

and as always its the wrong way around

Well it does store stuff.

Now where's the giant USB input?

Simpsons predicted fox-disney deal !!!

Simpsons predicted fox-disney deal !!!

At this point it is a little eerie how often they are right

insert everything ever here

Simpsons predicted it!

first Donald trump then lady gaga, and now fox - Disney deal. I think if you want to know the future, you should start watching Simpsons more often!

in 1998 episode When You Dish Upon a Star, Simpsons predicted this !!

This box at a thrift store looks like a sick album cover

This box at a thrift store looks like a sick album cover

Jam Dish would make a pretty great band name.

With titles like:

“Best served cold”

“Jam your momma”

“I don’t give a jam”

“Dish gonna be good”

Their self-titled album has a 45 minute song.

Wtf thats clearly marmalade

Every year, students at my university leave empty bottles of alcohol at a statue for good luck on finals. This year we outdid ourselves.

Every year, students at my university leave empty bottles of alcohol at a statue for good luck on finals. This year we outdid ourselves.

That’s either a lot of luck or a lot of drunks..

A statue

This is my local university UNR (University of Nevada Reno) if anyone was wondering.

What is the big one in the middle?

This cloud I can see from my porch.

This cloud I can see from my porch.

Looks like a painting!!

Lenticular clouds . Not nearly as peaceful flying in or around them as they look like they would be from the ground... all kinds of nasty turbulence

Seriously, a little Bob Ross at dusk!

What kind of cloud is that?

This persons dad looks like he’s a part of the painting

This persons dad looks like he’s a part of the painting

I swear I was freaking thinking, “Wait, how is he not part of the painting?!” until I saw he had a stripe in his shirt to match the frame color too.

This really fucked with my head

Thank you! Every moment I stared made him look more and more photoshopped in, until I read your comment.

his legs also look like they're part of the couch. Camouflage level: expert.

My local Deli/Diner has saved every beer tap since opening.

My local Deli/Diner has saved every beer tap since opening.

Their distributors probably hate them. They prefer you give them back so they can give them to another location. Meh, but what do I care.

Is that Choice City in Fort Collins?

Came here to say this. I’m usually the guy going to recollect our old tap handles from companies. In the event that they “don’t have it” we just bill them for what it costs. We’re also a pretty small brewery so it might be different for other places

Seconded, brewery owner here. Those things cost money you know. Lets buy an $80 sixth keg, serve it once then keep the $40 tap handle forever.

My train ticket was punched with a wee Christmas tree.

My train ticket was punched with a wee Christmas tree.

Q: What is the difference between Edinburgh and Glasgow?

A: In Edinburgh if you see someone walking along the road with a golf club there is a good chance they are going to play golf

Q: How do you know you're staying in Glasgow?

A: When you call the hotel desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and they respond "go ahead".

It really bothers me how they abbreviate December on these tickets...

Jny, Fby, Mch, Ail, May, Jne, Jly, Agt, Spr, Otr, Nvr, Dmr. Edit: /s

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