What does it taste like?
the lamp that smiles back
Tastes like lamp.
Acid and free time.
I did Nazi that at first had to have a second glance.
Also the pen stand on her desk lines up perfectly with her nipples.
You may have meant /sub/futurama_sleepers instead of R/Futurama_sleepers.
Remember, OP may have ninja-edited. I correct subreddit and user links with a capital R or U, which are usually unusable.
Au Revoir, Shoshanna.
I just thought about killing myself and I got an ad for therapy. It was sponsored too.
more like /sub/mildlycreepy
One time I started talking about jewelry all the time for two weeks around all my devices (iPhone, echo, google Home) and I never saw any ads for any jewelry. I don’t think that anyone is listening to me.
Can I get the things I'm going to need delivered 15 min before I need them?
Google is always in attendance and they will be... forever.
Google knows everything.
Quick track their location and um.... um... plant 200 bulbs so one day they will notice and question how the beautiful flowers showed up
They were but this was three years ago. Farm looks way different now. Our google maps street view shows a hummer perched halfway up a hill in lime green.
TIL what an ‘ice circle’ is. I’ve lived in Philly all my life so the closest I’ve got to this is pizza.
Ah! So that's what the moon is.
IN HONOR OF OUR BANISHED COMRADE
Proof of flat earth.
boss walks in This took two of you an hour to make? Get the fuck back to work!
Quickly writes down
Almost every letter is squared off except in “Down”...
Buckle your fucking seatbelts
Completely illegible from a car
Clearly you must challenge this neighborhood dominance.
What're they gonna do? He has an ice tower, you already know he's got crazy wizard powers
Not to be a buzz kill, cause that thing is sweet and I want to know his secrets, but it looks like if that thing fell out could potentially take out some power/communication lines... I'm surprised the local municipality lets this continue
Or he could just pee on it and claim it as his
God damnit, Frank.
This joke is nacho your average joke.
If I had to guess, it originally said "Frank is not your average chip" and someone said "Wait, we can make that a pun! Change that to 'Nacho!'", and the stupid asshole just replaced "Not" with "Nacho".
Don't buy snack food at Canadian Tire, it just encourages them to fill the shelves with more terrible products.
That's a fossilized Dorito
Now with boulder flavor.
I feel people are going to take this comment for granite.
Logically a triangle has 3 sides. I believe that OPs rock has a 4th side on the back that isn't seen in the picture that is actually a worm hole that connects directly to one of the pyramids in egypt, thus giving the side another dimension which takes it out of the triangle catagory and puts it into the T̵̟͈̖͔̫̹̾ͪ̍e͖̮͕̹̿̃̉̽ͫ͝s̄̄̓̑̑ͦ̈́҉̘̟̪̦̟s̀̐͏͓͉̞͈͉̹͙̖ẽ͚̜̥͑̃̔̑̃͡r̫̅̃͘a̙͔̬̙ͫͪ̒ͮ̎͠͝c̿͒͛ͮ̀͛͡҉̝͉͇̗̳̻̩͇͢ẗ̹̱̯̀ͨ͛͌͠͏̺̜̟͢ category