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The petrol guage on my son's toy car

The petrol guage on my son's toy car

Ironic you swapped the U and A of 'gauge' in a post about a transposition typo

This film has been modified from the original version. It has been formatted to fit your TV.

This film has been modified from the original version. It has been formatted to fit your TV.

Are you my mom? Her fucking TV aspect ratio settings are wrong for everything she watches and she doesn't even notice or care and it kills me inside. Shit is always stretched or tiny or zoomed incorrectly on every damn show. How can she not notice? HOW?

And when I fix it for her, no fucking epiphany or anything! Just, "oh" or, "it was fine the way it was."

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Battery is low, let me turn the screen on to inform you and not turn off until you acknowledge it's low!

Battery is low, let me turn the screen on to inform you and not turn off until you acknowledge it's low!

It always got me that the low battery warning turns on the screen, sends a vibrate, and sends a noise. All of these things drain the battery. My Galaxy Alpha is a horrible offender as it will send an alert and turn on the screen every 1% drop, draining the battery very quickly.

The poster tape is not strong enough to hold up my decorations, but it is strong enough to fuck up my wall.

The poster tape is not strong enough to hold up my decorations, but it is strong enough to fuck up my wall.

looks like a hastily done paint job anyway. Just get some Goof-Off or at least some WD40 and the rest will come off. Landlords use that neutral color paint partly because it's easy to match

Every time I pump gas...

Every time I pump gas...

Is this a debit card?

No.

Please enter zip.

Turns to start pumping. Nothing comes out.

Turn back to pump

Would you like a receipt?

No.

Turns back to vehicle.

Nothing

Turns back

Would you like a car wash?

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