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Please don't do this

Please don't do this

This reminds me of those Steam reviews where the reviewer gives a good game a negative review and says "Don't look at the negative reviews, this game rocks!"

Pretty much a waste of everyone's time.

almost as infuriating as a five star review that says "just arrived can't wait to try it out"

I find the "This game sucks" ~ 326 hours played always gives me a smirk. Well? Which is it?

Or "Bought as a gift, she is going to love it!" five stars.

I'm a good person for trying to cure my own disease.

I'm a good person for trying to cure my own disease.

Malaria is cureable. The cure is just expensive and inaccesiable to a lot of people.

It is not like she is raising money to research a cure for her own good. She's probably in good health by now

How are the two events, punching the bathroom attendant, and raising money for malaria, connected?

They're just saying "She did something bad, and then she did something completely unrelated which was good."

The second action would only redeem the first if the bathroom attendant had malaria and she paid for his/her treatment.

Isn't the cure not 100% though? When I was deployed we were supposed to take "malaria prevention" antibiotics every day.

According to the CDC website, it is curable

In general, malaria is a curable disease if diagnosed and treated promptly and correctly.

Malaria is still a nasty disease and takes a lot of time to heal. You could suffer relapses even years after the initial infection, and of course, no treatment is 100% effective and people still die of malaria even with the proper treatment.

Why bother answering a question if you don't know the answer?

Why bother answering a question if you don't know the answer?

Most people answer because it comes to you in an email. They probably think they are just responding back to a person asking the question.

This

I know an elderly who received this type of emails and answered questions. She genuinely thought it was Amazon asking her and not a random person.

I love the reviews, 5 stars for "I just got it today. Fast Delivery! I haven't opened it and used it though!"

I am so tired of these posts. Amazon often sends emails asking for feedback. An older person or someone who isn't computer savvy might think that the email was addressed to them specifically, and that their response would be vetted before being posted.

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This is rough

This is rough

This would work well if you could put your phone in the shoulder pocket of your shirt.

Oh, shirts don't come with pockets in the shoulders? Then yeah this is probably a horrible design

It's not horrible, it's actually just how it's supposed to be. 

I've had a similar set on my old Sony Ericsson phone, it's just that OP is missing a cable. 

That earphone with a long cable goes over the back of your neck, so you can take both earphones out and they just hang there.

It's not horrible, it's actually just how it's supposed to be.

I've had a similar set on my old Sony Ericsson phone, it's just that OP is missing

That earphone with a long cable goes over the back of your neck, so you can take both earphones out and they just hang there.

they're for these. The player clips onto your collar and the long end goes behind the neck to the ear on the other side.

Sony Ericsson earphones, right?

If I remember correctly they plug into an adapter and it's designed so one can wrap around your neck. I think...

My step-dad bought me a keyboard and I just noticed that the letters c and v are there twice

My step-dad bought me a keyboard and I just noticed that the letters c and v are there twice

There's a copy-paste joke in here somewhere...

There's a copy-paste joke in here somewhere...

There's a copy-paste joke in here somewhere...

That keyboard can S a D

The way they display these pizza sizes

The way they display these pizza sizes

It's alphabetical

That makes this even worse

Whilst alphabetical is almost definitely the correct explanation, this could also be sorted by popularity...

Personally I think that a list that is in no order at all is worse than just being in an inferior order.

The standard keyboard on the HTC 10 has begun showing ads

The standard keyboard on the HTC 10 has begun showing ads

/sub/assholedesign

That's actually ridiculous. This is why I stick to stock Android.

Edit: Since this comment blew up I'm editing it to say that if your phone does this, download and install another keyboard. Don't give them the ad revenue. I prefer Gboard but there are plenty to choose from.

Ads are probably based off all the words you've entered with that keyboard.

From an advertiser's perspective, having access to the full log of everything entered on a system's keyboard is like the holy grail of profiling data.

Most flagship Android models cost equally as much as an iPhone

My husband has been sticking these in places I can't reach to annoy me. It's working.

My husband has been sticking these in places I can't reach to annoy me. It's working.

I'm much taller than my girlfriend.

Thank you for this, OP. She's going to fucking hate you though.

As someone who's a full foot short than my husband, don't you people own step stools? Or long sticks?

ROWL

rolling on the wall laughing

I actually don't know that we own a step stool. I've never needed one and I usually get things for her if she can't reach. Closest we have is a six foot step ladder. She's probably got some kind of stick somewhere, but if you think that's going to keep me from being amused at her exasperation, you're dead wrong, my dear.

This Elevator

This Elevator

Ha Ha. They spelled Basementh wrong.

In my country we call it the Bth floor.

This gives me 2th ache.

Beauty and the Bth

He asked me what the f*#% I was taking a picture of. I told him I was taking a pic of the d-bag that needs to occupy 2 handicap spots to eat some fries

He asked me what the f*#% I was taking a picture of. I told him I was taking a pic of the d-bag that needs to occupy 2 handicap spots to eat some fries

He probably threw the wrappers out the window then went to get his sixteenth car wash of the day

I feel like we should be able to shame assholes into being courteous and following the fucking rules.

No harm, just shame.

edit: No, you're right; he might be checking his order. Fine great whatever, but you do it somewhere else. It's not going to kill you to drive to the other side of the lot and stop. Those spots aren't there for the convenience of people driving through. Not for a second. It's literally not for you in any capacity and it doesn't take much to fuck up the traffic in a small ass Taco Bell parking lot because nobody else knows what the hell you're doing.

What happened after that?

Worked at a car wash in college. Yes people will get multiple washes in a single day.

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