Meirl meirl

me🚤irl

me🚤irl

Found it

Is that Arkansas treasure John Daly?

That's what you spend at McDonalds every day.

It's on sale, and I want it, but I'm going to have to justify a $25 purchase in my head...

Me🔥irl

Me🔥irl

The only thing you can do when you get burned that bad is cry.

Using pink for both makes it look like he burned himself

Haha jokes on you idiot I cry all the time anyway!

Being a virgin playing dnd in your moms basement is a self burn tho

meirl

meirl

Too real

Literally fucking said this last night. I couldn't find one :( sorry planet

I love how there's nothing more to say than the internet equivalent of nodding in solidarity. That's how relateable this post is.

You're a good guest. You can come to my party anyday.

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me🦀irl

Woop Loop Loop Loop Loop Loop Woop

[autistic screeching]

[bosstistic screeching]

It's treason then.

meirl

meirl

This is totally me except for the having a girlfriend or a job part

Or having enough money to stay at a hotel

No you wouldn't.

Source: bad gf experiences

Or having a suit that looks appropriate.

Meirl

Meirl

Wait guys I messed up

I'm genuinely envious knowing no one cares enough to ever ask me something like that

I mean me too thanks

Yeah. Sorry.

You alive?

Me irl

Me irl

What's the good option?

what are these comments am I having a stroke?

The bathwater.

The bathwater.

Me Irl

Me Irl

I am a garbage creature in my apartment. It's a well kept secret to everyone I know.

o my god i knew i recognized that guy from somewhere

meirl

Yeah he's the pope

Meirl

Meirl

And you have huge red spots above your knees from your elbows.

And hemmorhoids

who is still reading this comment in 2017???????? greetings from bulgaria!!!!!!

Who else is browsing reddit on the toilet

me🐑irl

me🐑irl

Wake up sheeple, one sherson can't make a difference

http://imgur.com/a/KUPBj

Okay, so a goose is the female notation and a gander is the male, meaning that:

Moose = female

Mander = male

So let's apply the same rules to salamanders. Knowing what we know we can safely assume that a salamander is only the male term for them, the female is salamoose, and the correct plural of salamander is salameese.

EDIT: formatting.

Shoop Da Whoop!

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