Meirl meirl

me irl

me irl

Inb4 gold train because this website is populated by losers with spare cash

You shouldn't give gold to unoriginal comments.

I don't think it's working


me irl

me irl

Next US eclipse: April 2024



It's not really a once in a lifetime event

I will promptly die in March of 2024.

Lucky, we just have a boring sheet of grey.




Me π thanks

Seriously. How are people still fucking it up?

Why the fuck doesn't the yellow end in the center of the circle oh my fucking god why



Post fap regret

I mean after I'm done I just close the page

*post nut clarity *

For real dude you live

By the nose semen you die

By the nose semen


                  - QueenElizabread

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I mean me too, thanks.

Is that jacksfilms?

Sorry me too thanks

I wish I was that photogenic

Y-you too.

me irl

me irl

That's a nazgúl not death.

Turns out after Sauron died, there are very limited job prospects for a wraith.

"well, u know, traffic was a bitch, and u can't find parking anywhere in this city anymore"

Welcome to Reddit



I like this. Taking us back to the roots of the sub.

Exactly, this is quality content and also meirl

If you think about it, this entire sub has gone completely mental. Just imagine what this would all look like without the internet medium between us. First, one guy shows everyone a picture, then everybody else begins laughing and parroting phrases back and forth. Everybody in a room, just repeating shit over and over, "Me too thanks!" "Me too thanks!" Then someone takes the picture, and draws something else on top of it: usually something we can all recognize from before. And everybody laughs and parrots the same phrase again, "O shit waddup" "90kg projectile!" "Me too thanks!" If you imagine it, it looks like we're all in an insane asylum. In fact, that's really all we do here: just drive each other insane. We keep repeating the same shit over and over until one person finally snaps, and everybody agrees and moves onto something else. Then the whole fucking cycle repeats itself. We're all stuck in the Loony Bin and nobody can escape because we just keep feeding into each other's crippling mental illness. And I don't know if I can fucking take it anymore, one of these days I'm just going to lose every last bit of san- Lol I mean me too thanks.

Yes but also me irl

me irl

me irl

Lazy observational comedy 101: mention a specific name like Susan or Carol for a cheap laugh.

Don't tell that to Janice in accounting. She don't give a fuck.

But you start getting more socks on Christmas. You can actually choose the ones to fap into.

the moment a specific name is mentioned the meme goes full normie



Even better, Moby Dick was a massive sperm whale.

I didnt believe him at first but it's true lolololol

I didnt believe him at first but it's lolololol

this whale ejaculates




Not me irl. If someone hurts my feelings they may never recover.

it's from the episode where Kelly gets mad because Jim and Dwight forgot her birthday so they decide to throw her a party at work to make up for it.

edit: the episode is Lecture Circuit part 1.

I don't remember this quote. Any help?

It is your birthday.

Try one of these subthreads