Charlie Brown is the godfather of this sub
Man, Linus is kind of a bitch without his blankie
Seriously. I don’t know why there aren’t more Peanuts strips here
I got one 6 years ago. It doesn't expire for another two. Odds not in my favor.
I've done this. I've never bought condoms.
Plot Twist: it's because he meets the woman of his dreams and she's on the pill until they're ready for children.
Oh man, they take that long to expire?... I've had some go bad and now I just feel bad.
Le Tour "the bed" , going for first place!
I wonder if his dreams are cyclical?
I think your right! They are !
Well at least he went to the store to buy those bed sheets! That`s something!
This is fine.
It’s all fun and games until you realize you have to eat fishy food and climb into a box of feces-clumped sand whenever you need to shit
Something something username
I don’t see the problem
Edit: I mean me too thanks
At least he had someone to leave him
Haha my fiance actually did leave me on New Year's Eve haha :(
What OP didn't tell us is that the boyfriend is a time traveler.
Original thread https://www.reddit.com/sub/mildlyinteresting/comments/7n6d51
No way, I didn’t realize that OP shopped it! Looks too good to be fake!
What I wouldn't give to be a shelf.
No skills No experience No interests
Add in interests, and there aren't even shelves
When a meme is so on the nose you do that little laugh cry : )
It's just a phase he'll be able to SHAKE IT OFF
Not if I kill me first
like 3x a week while standing on the patio of my first floor apt that's like 1 foot from the walkway in front of it while i smoke black and milds and get black out drunk in the middle of the night. then i wake up in bed with no recollection of ever leaving the patio and wondering if any neighbor walked by while i was blacked out and wondering if i did or said anything to make a fool of myself cause i never talk to my neighbors sober but i have a crush on like every female neighbor regardless of what they look like cause im lonely and know they live close.
Yup that’s amazing 👌🏻
a few weeks ago i was smoking and drinking vodka from the bottle before blacking out. i went out to the patio again the next night only to notice a barf spot on the concrete i had no recollection of, but it was def barf, and went back inside cause i was like nah thats embarrassing i wonder if neighbors saw or heard me i shouldnt go out there anymore and just hermit up for a bit and quit smoking (i dip anyway too and i can do that inside) and drink less and drink inside like a normal person. that lasted like 3 days til i was out there again to smoke and drink.
i live alone so i got no one to fill in the memory gaps
This is frankly disgusting
Haha ok yes
is this what sex is like?