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meirl

meirl

Charlie Brown is the godfather of this sub

Man, Linus is kind of a bitch without his blankie

My favorite meirl peanuts strip

Seriously. I don’t know why there aren’t more Peanuts strips here

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meirl

I got one 6 years ago. It doesn't expire for another two. Odds not in my favor.

I've done this. I've never bought condoms.

Plot Twist: it's because he meets the woman of his dreams and she's on the pill until they're ready for children.

Oh man, they take that long to expire?... I've had some go bad and now I just feel bad.

Me🚴irl

Me🚴irl

Le Tour "the bed" , going for first place!

I wonder if his dreams are cyclical?

I think your right! They are !

Well at least he went to the store to buy those bed sheets! That`s something!

me🐈irl

me🐈irl

This is fine.

It’s all fun and games until you realize you have to eat fishy food and climb into a box of feces-clumped sand whenever you need to shit

Something something username

I don’t see the problem

Edit: I mean me too thanks

Me Irl

Me Irl

At least he had someone to leave him

Haha my fiance actually did leave me on New Year's Eve haha :(

/sub/badfaketexts

What OP didn't tell us is that the boyfriend is a time traveler.

me♋irl

me♋irl

Nice

Original thread https://www.reddit.com/sub/mildlyinteresting/comments/7n6d51

No way, I didn’t realize that OP shopped it! Looks too good to be fake!

Nice

meirl

meirl

What I wouldn't give to be a shelf.

Oh man.

No skills No experience No interests

Help pls

Add in interests, and there aren't even shelves

When a meme is so on the nose you do that little laugh cry : )

meirl

meirl

It's just a phase he'll be able to SHAKE IT OFF

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Kill me

Not if I kill me first

Meirl

Meirl

like 3x a week while standing on the patio of my first floor apt that's like 1 foot from the walkway in front of it while i smoke black and milds and get black out drunk in the middle of the night. then i wake up in bed with no recollection of ever leaving the patio and wondering if any neighbor walked by while i was blacked out and wondering if i did or said anything to make a fool of myself cause i never talk to my neighbors sober but i have a crush on like every female neighbor regardless of what they look like cause im lonely and know they live close.

Yup that’s amazing 👌🏻

shit, man.

a few weeks ago i was smoking and drinking vodka from the bottle before blacking out. i went out to the patio again the next night only to notice a barf spot on the concrete i had no recollection of, but it was def barf, and went back inside cause i was like nah thats embarrassing i wonder if neighbors saw or heard me i shouldnt go out there anymore and just hermit up for a bit and quit smoking (i dip anyway too and i can do that inside) and drink less and drink inside like a normal person. that lasted like 3 days til i was out there again to smoke and drink.

i live alone so i got no one to fill in the memory gaps

me irl

me irl

This is frankly disgusting

Haha ok yes

is this what sex is like?

fuck you

Try one of these subthreads