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I've never seen anyone that looks more like a 'Dustin'

I'd hit it.

With a big truck.

Edit: that said, this did give me a chuckle. I bet this guy is actually fun to hang out with

Oh.

being able to afford that truck at that age

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Me☀irl

Enjoy cancer while I make my dad bod BRONZED AND BEAUTIFUL

BOZO

But the sun is a deadly lazer!

There isn't a way to tan without increasing your risk for cancer. Sunscreen doesn't prevent cancer, it prevents UV damage to your skin, which is what causes tans and cancer. If you had perfect sunscreen on 24/7 you would never get tan.

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Meirl

That's not the case. They're like shoes.

But are they shoes... or gloves? They use their axles as "hands" a lot of the times.

They are like shoes that's why they Can switch them out

You can use your feet as hands too and pick things up and stuff

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Meirl

Only when I'm sober

Being OK with myself, even if drunk

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Pretty much the reason I avoid mirrors as general practice

I would fuck me but not want to be seen with me in public

meirl

I made this

This is really impressive... It would be a shame if... I made this

No. It was made by Zeroji on Imgur. Link to his post here

This broke the sub's quota for effort this year

Me irl

Me irl

Well look at you, with your mental stability.

It's been getting pretty suicidey in here lately...

Everyone is a stable. Horses live inside us.

getting?

me irl

me irl

That is literally you

Exactly

As far as I know that actually breaks their rules

This karma whoring is so meta I'm not sure if I love it or hate it.

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me📱irl

Ouch this hits home, I'm going through the second half today.

M E M E T H I E F

This hit home so hard that I actually just lost my appetite. I don't think that's ever happened to me before.

actually having the balls to ask out my crush in order to be rejected in the first place

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oh no this has happened to me so many times

the literal cold shoulders are even worse than the figurative cold shoulders

But you pretend to still be asleep because you don't know if you want to be involved yet.

But then you wake up because their mom is yelling at them for not giving you a blanket

Couldn't agree more. So many memories of getting up in the middle of the night and scouring the house for a blanket trying not to wake up my friend or his parents.

me_irl

me_irl

this phone's battery is at 12% and needs charging!

I am a bot. I use OCR to detect battery levels. Sometimes I make mistakes. sorry. info

"like the 'g' in gigantic" is funny because there's a hard g and a soft g in gigantic but people assume you mean the soft g because it comes first and is followed by an i

Damn, I've been pronouncing "gift" "gill" and "git" wrong my entire life

What a world we live in.

Try one of these subthreads