Is that Arkansas treasure John Daly?
That's what you spend at McDonalds every day.
It's on sale, and I want it, but I'm going to have to justify a $25 purchase in my head...
The only thing you can do when you get burned that bad is cry.
Using pink for both makes it look like he burned himself
Haha jokes on you idiot I cry all the time anyway!
Being a virgin playing dnd in your moms basement is a self burn tho
Literally fucking said this last night. I couldn't find one :( sorry planet
I love how there's nothing more to say than the internet equivalent of nodding in solidarity. That's how relateable this post is.
You're a good guest. You can come to my party anyday.
Woop Loop Loop Loop Loop Loop Woop
It's treason then.
This is totally me except for the having a girlfriend or a job part
Or having enough money to stay at a hotel
No you wouldn't.
Source: bad gf experiences
Or having a suit that looks appropriate.
Wait guys I messed up
I'm genuinely envious knowing no one cares enough to ever ask me something like that
I mean me too thanks
What's the good option?
what are these comments am I having a stroke?
I am a garbage creature in my apartment. It's a well kept secret to everyone I know.
o my god i knew i recognized that guy from somewhere
Yeah he's the pope
And you have huge red spots above your knees from your elbows.
who is still reading this comment in 2017???????? greetings from bulgaria!!!!!!
Who else is browsing reddit on the toilet
Wake up sheeple, one sherson can't make a difference
Okay, so a goose is the female notation and a gander is the male, meaning that:
Moose = female
Mander = male
So let's apply the same rules to salamanders. Knowing what we know we can safely assume that a salamander is only the male term for them, the female is salamoose, and the correct plural of salamander is salameese.
Shoop Da Whoop!