I've never seen anyone that looks more like a 'Dustin'
I'd hit it.
With a big truck.
Edit: that said, this did give me a chuckle. I bet this guy is actually fun to hang out with
being able to afford that truck at that age
Enjoy cancer while I make my dad bod BRONZED AND BEAUTIFUL
But the sun is a deadly lazer!
There isn't a way to tan without increasing your risk for cancer. Sunscreen doesn't prevent cancer, it prevents UV damage to your skin, which is what causes tans and cancer. If you had perfect sunscreen on 24/7 you would never get tan.
That's not the case. They're like shoes.
But are they shoes... or gloves? They use their axles as "hands" a lot of the times.
They are like shoes that's why they Can switch them out
You can use your feet as hands too and pick things up and stuff
Only when I'm sober
Being OK with myself, even if drunk
Pretty much the reason I avoid mirrors as general practice
I would fuck me but not want to be seen with me in public
I made this
This is really impressive... It would be a shame if... I made this
No. It was made by Zeroji on Imgur. Link to his post here
This broke the sub's quota for effort this year
Well look at you, with your mental stability.
It's been getting pretty suicidey in here lately...
Everyone is a stable. Horses live inside us.
That is literally you
As far as I know that actually breaks their rules
This karma whoring is so meta I'm not sure if I love it or hate it.
Ouch this hits home, I'm going through the second half today.
M E M E T H I E F
This hit home so hard that I actually just lost my appetite. I don't think that's ever happened to me before.
actually having the balls to ask out my crush in order to be rejected in the first place
oh no this has happened to me so many times
the literal cold shoulders are even worse than the figurative cold shoulders
But you pretend to still be asleep because you don't know if you want to be involved yet.
But then you wake up because their mom is yelling at them for not giving you a blanket
Couldn't agree more. So many memories of getting up in the middle of the night and scouring the house for a blanket trying not to wake up my friend or his parents.
this phone's battery is at 12% and needs charging!
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"like the 'g' in gigantic" is funny because there's a hard g and a soft g in gigantic but people assume you mean the soft g because it comes first and is followed by an i
Damn, I've been pronouncing "gift" "gill" and "git" wrong my entire life
What a world we live in.