Haha reminds me of when my dad left to go buy a pack of cigarettes all those years ago.
All the way to the top, boys.
Is it actually "normal" for four turtles to have identical markings?
Wow way to get P O L I T I C A L on my /sub/me_irl
It is if they are identical tuttles
Ralph lookin T H I C C
Okay great but where do I put my feet
I tried it
This is the most insightful political analysis that I've ever seen.
I'm going to put them on the stool
He better not touch my pizza
that shit gotta stay 🅱️oneless
Breaking the fourth wall memes? This has potential.
How is this /sub/me_irl at all?
Me: You wanna hear it?
Me: Ok so it's like this dancing hotdog filter on snapchat...
Not his girlfriend. Or friend. Or even girl. It was just his imagination.
Yes, actually. One specific instance, I remember my girlfriend trying to talk dirty to me saying "I want you to fuck me." Unfortunately, all I could think of was It was all I could do to not start laughing right then.
its the song "Fireflies" by Owl City
Whats the 10 million meme im out kf the loop
Send h a l p
You would not believe your dreams
If ten million shitty memes
So this is what we're doing now huh
That looks like a racially inclusive character select screen
Shit I wondered what happened to my avacado dealers
Like when to choose which head you want. Head 1, head 2, head 3
So a white guy, a Mexican and a black guy are out on the corner selling avocados... There's a joke here somewhere
Big if true.
Expect the unexpected <.< >,>
Woah that's me
i always knew you were a knife
Dude, my fish died.
I wonder if we could keep this at 9 upvotes.
Me too thanks
if there's no life on mars how did the oil get there
It just wasn't free
New format on the rise?
Shit wrong subreddit
Looks like Mars need some FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY!