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I think I just got manipulated.

So should i report this or upvote it?

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Me too? Thanks.

I'm just waiting for the day when me_irl becomes a subreddit dedicated entirely to Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance.

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The first upvote begging post I've been tempted to upvote in a while....

indeed

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Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.

It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact $1,000,000,000

The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over $100 billion.

The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.

The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish. First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.

Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.

Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.

The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.

First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.

Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.

Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.

The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."

Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:

"Guys, I think I fucked up."

Wait guys I messed up.

Me two.

Oh man I just cried laughing. The whole time reading I'm thinking this guy is thinking ten steps a head, it's gonna be something genius.

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https://i.imgur.com/DRylBtY.jpg

This is also true for comments as well. I remember the guy who was mad because I said "wait guys I messed up" once as a joke and he was upset because I got more up votes than all of his "wait guys I messed up"'s combined.

This is also true for comments as well. I remember the guy who was mad because I said "wait guys I messed up" once as a joke and he was upset because I got more up votes than all of his "wait guys I messed up"'s combined.

wait guys I messed up

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Best post I've seen all month.

Low effort comment

See you on the front page, OP

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This is also true for comments as well. I remember the guy who was mad because I said "wait guys I messed up" once as a joke and he was upset because I got more up votes than all of his "wait guys I messed up"'s combined.

This is also true for comments as well. I remember the guy who was mad because I said "wait guys I messed up" once as a joke and he was upset because I got more up votes than all of his "wait guys I messed up"'s combined.

Edit: why are you upvoting me, I'm clearly bamboozaling. I've never even post "wait guys I messed up"

The Great War of April has begun.

This is also true for comments as well. I remember the guy who was mad because I said "wait guys I messed up" once as a joke and he was upset because I got more up votes than all of his "wait guys I messed up"'s combined.

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wanting original content

pick one

you can't have your memes and eat them too

i've been owned online

sǝʎ

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revolutionary, literally

How do I rotate memes in MS paint

no it isn't

Easy, you just turn your head a little.

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Hey man, that's honestly kind of rude ✋😤

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/sub/hedidtherude

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Finally, a relatable post on this sub!

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Holy hell you delivered

Try one of these subthreads