The greatest philosophical minds of our time.
Obviously Donkey Neutron. The smarts of Jimmy with the brawn of Donkey Kong would destroy those fragile limbs and average mind of Shrek Wazowski
Nietzsche is dead.
Me too thanks
Thinly vieled upvote meme
No, it is a bear meme
i believe in you
No, this is a bear meme.
He's got my vote
Oh hell no, the last thing we need is a Youtuber as president.
epic n awesome
It's either that or Zuckerberg
I came here to laugh, not to cry! ;(
This is the first green text to hit me in the feels.
I came here to lead, not to read.
Oh... I miss being a kid and having mommy to take care of me too, thanks...
Is this a Rick and Morty spin-off?
Do you notice how her shadow kinda looks like a fat guy in a high chair (like from Wall-E) looking down at his own erection?
Miss Fowl... this one is DIFFERENT! This version is a _____.
-singing video haiku
-piece of artwork
-dat boi spinoff
Take your pick!
What is this a crossover episode
Just writing to you all in order to wish you a very happy Wednesday.
You know, if they ever make Portal 3, Valve should make the main characters dogs. It'd add just one more thing to the confusion.
Bamboozled once again
Who is a L O N G N E C K boy, yes you.
Haha! This is the best one yet :)
please upvote me
Last wednesdays was better honestly
I remember how to spell wednesday by thinking of wed, nes, and day seperately. It, is, wed, nes, day, my, dudes.
Image 1: [Elderly couple smiling. Man has an over exaggerated open mouthed smile]
A man who had a stroke in 2004 permanently lost the ability to feel sad
Image 2: [Same man at a funeral, man has same exaggerated open mouthed smile, surrounded by sad and crying people.]
Image 3: [Zoomed in shot of smiling man's face]
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