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This Knife

This Knife

Just tested: Does not open bottles. Tries to remove fingers. More testing required.

Is that supposed to be a bottle opener?

This is in case you want to make sure your blade gets snagged on absolutely everything in the entire world.

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Tactical Christmas sock...

Tactical Christmas sock...

That’s a stocking not a sock lol. You hang it and “Santa” puts gifts in it. It’s a gag item and honestly kind of funny/cool for someone in the military.

I’ll be honest... I’d buy it

Actual British person here. Never in my life have I ever heard anyone call a Christmas stocking a Christmas sock.

Your family must be fakers.

You post on dank memes and rocket league.

Left-hand dagger from Italy, c. 1600

Left-hand dagger from Italy, c. 1600

It's a sword breaker, it's a legit thing used Ye Olde Times

Parrying dagger

The parrying dagger is a category of small handheld weapons from the European late Middle Ages and early Renaissance. These weapons were used as off-hand weapons in conjunction with a single-handed sword such as a rapier. As the name implies they were designed to parry, or defend, more effectively than a simple dagger form, typically incorporating a wider guard, and often some other defensive features to better protect the hand as well. They may also be used for attack if an opportunity arises.

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Shields are also harder to carry around then a dagger.

Is it really mallninjashit if it's the real deal?

You know what my weapon needs? Another weapon with less range. (Ad I just got on Instagram)

You know what my weapon needs? Another weapon with less range. (Ad I just got on Instagram)

It will cut the bullet in half so you can shoot two people with one shot.

I'm the hardest person just looking at this pic.

I try to be someone no one tries to kill. I am still very hard, though

The blade probably rests inside the knife handle.

Protec. Respec. (X-Post from r/justneckbeardthings)

Protec. Respec. (X-Post from r/justneckbeardthings)

He protec

He respec

But most importantly..

He have beard just on the nec

https://i.imgur.com/ct6Rp.jpg

No, his skin is smoother and more hairless than a baby lizard. Maybe one day, but not today.

That family photo on the wall...

My knife, given to me by a friend years ago.

My knife, given to me by a friend years ago.

I heard you like scorpions

Honestly, if "years ago" means when you were kids or teens I get it. I have something similar from a childhood friend of mine and I can't get rid of it because sentimental value, even if it is mall ninja AF

Lol nope, some tacky knife he gave me when we were kids. It's really the last thing I have from him since he passed of cancer

I like the actual scorpion in the handle. It takes it to a whole new level.

18th century mall ninja shit

18th century mall ninja shit

18th century

mosin nagant

booooooiiiiiiiiiiii

Bolt action, to make it even more impractical.

I fucked up sorry

Idk man, those are "Obrez" pistols... just in case you need to kill a man, the man behind that man, the engine block behind the second guy, and light them all on fire.

Whilst breaking your wrist

This tactical pistol

This tactical pistol

Where's the shoulder stock?

No flashlight? Also where are the shoulder stock and bipod? That guy isn't prepared for anything. How is he supposed to aim it?

That would make it a NFA item.

And NO bipod. “Tactical”? Psshh. Hardly.

Just get an actual knife.

Just get an actual knife.

It's probably a pretty solid pizza cutter though

Bah to that. An actual knife doesn't have that sweet ninja notch for ADVANCED MOVES.

Gotta practice the ninjitsu some how

It looks like an Ulu. Pic. 

An ulu is a knife used by Inuit women.... 

So... yeah. Perfect for any mallninja then.

It looks like an Ulu. .

An ulu is a knife used by Inuit women....

So... yeah. Perfect for any mallninja then.

They call this shit: BLADESPORTS

Not to be "that guy" but I'm pretty sure this is about testing the blades. It's a pretty common competition for knife-makers.

Actually, fuck it, I will be that guy.

This is amazing. Thanks OP.

You have presented evidence which backs up your claim. I guess my only recourse is to double-down in my error and call you a faget.

Kidding of course. I had been watching a knifemaker prepping for this competition, and I assumed it was for knifemakers. He may have just been sponsoring himself and I misunderstood.

Fag.

Wasn't convinced it was a proper contest until the water bottles.

Try one of these subthreads