madlads

I feel safer knowing he is banned now

I feel safer knowing he is banned now

No, Wikipedia has nothing to do with the fluctuation of the rivers.

god fucking dammit

Yes, Missouri occasionally grows in size because of its rivers, but it goes back to normal real quick.

Does anyone know if this is actually true?

Watch out meow!

Watch out meow!

What an absolute Madcat!

That menacing yet smug look on its face...he knows he is banned he just doesn't give a fook

WHO DONT BELIEVE IIIIINNN ANYTHIIIIIIIING

Unfortunately they went out of business a few years ago.

...and he's only 14!

...and he's only 14!

the fact that he has to say "stfu" before anybody says anything is hilarious

That's how you know he's a pretty cool kid ๐Ÿ˜Ž

"Not bad parenting" LOL

/sub/iamverybadass

Some men just want to watch the world burn

Some men just want to watch the world burn

The title made me think this was comedy cemetery...

i dont think it works like that

pretty sure you have to include a timestamp in your report.

5 hours if they put it on double speed.

Dear god.

Dear god.

Instead of sweating Gatorade, they'll be sweating blood.

TF is a Gatorade bite?

kinda like how youre telling us now?

I've never had one before but I'm assuming it's like those Shot blocks or whatever they're called. Mostly athletes use them for a quick burst of energy since they're full of like caffeine and sugar. Plus they taste really good.

Elijah Daniel phones up towns asking to be appointed mayor. Hell, Michigan actually does it.

Elijah Daniel phones up towns asking to be appointed mayor. Hell, Michigan actually does it.

He was impeached.

That's fucking hilarious.

The only legitimately funny madlad I've seen here yet.

This is actually pretty cool...

This is Just MESSED up

This is Just MESSED up

The maddest part is how they put icing on a paper card...

That part actually is fucked up

The bakers were the maddest lads in all of this.

This should be a fucKING feLONY. THIS IS HARMFUL TO SOCIETY! I don't pay taxes to support insanity like this in my damn country, you shouldn't either.

Should I call an ambulance?

Should I call an ambulance?

I pretty sure this is ironic my dude...

So was the original madlad post. Ironic madlads bring us back to our roots.

I bought my kids some gummy vitamins one time, and we got home from the store they were excited to try them, so I gave them each one, and put them back in the medicine cabinet. Unfortunately, my 4 year old (at the time) kid, decided they were delicious and wanted more of them. So he climbed on the counter, got them out of the cabinet, opened the "childproof" lid and ate the other 57 remaining vitamins. I called poison control and since they did not have iron in them, he was fine. They told me I didn't need to give him any more vitamins for 58 days.

I do the same with everything else. Sleep, food, showers, brushing my teeth.

People look at me weird

This crazy dude

This crazy dude

Solid choice. Now you have 2 things that are ruined

This is actually pretty funny imo

I feel like 50ยข is a lot for a shitty egg.

It's definitely better than having 1 thing that is ruined.

Wait..

Outrageous!

Outrageous!

This guy can read me like a book!

He played us like a damned fiddle!

It's true that I didn't read the number but I didn't give enough of a shit to check for the letter, I just took their word for it

Damn he got me. That was diabolical.

Try one of these subthreads