That's actually pretty funny
And see the cum you left everywhere right? That's the prank me and my sis always did.
When I was younger I would replace the light bulb in my sister's bedroom with a black light bulb. It gave me such joy each time she would turn it on, and let out a sigh and say "you got me!" Then I would hand her her regular light bulb back.
I still randomly think about this tweet from time to time. That last message is too perfect
Can we get an NSFW label added to this? I think my co-worker read this over my shoulder and I'm not sure what to do now.
I come here to see reports of madness, I'm quite upset to read about this sexual debauchery. I bet he would even hold her hand the bloody pervert.
Oh yeah, say it out loud you dirty whore
SOMEONE GET A HOLD OF HR
You made a screenshot of your own comment and posted it here. Nice.
HR WE NEED THE POLICE
'And?' And so I hope you're ready for your 9 a.m. wake-up call courtesy of the local authorities, you hooligan!
I've notified the authorities.
My husband drinks chocolate milk spiked with whiskey sometimes!
20 other madlads liked the post.. Jail is gonna be full tonight.
He free-swivels? You mean, without any harnesses? The mad man is risking both his reputation and his safety!
Hats off to him
That's risky risky risky
Everything he tweets is either a humble brag or brag.
God he is a tool.
Those are the ugliest sandals I've ever seen
They look like special ones you'd have to wear after suffering some sort of injury.
some sort of injury
Like going mental!!
Pretty sure this is self-aware, not actual madlad content.
This sub misfires again.
nope, wrong sub again...
Not /sub/madlads material, I actually thought it was pretty funny
Give peas a chance
That's way too fucking much milk, but I also don't live on the edge like this guy.
I bet this mad lad poured the milk before the cereal.
Better watch out, cereal killers come out at that time!
Wait what?!?!? Cereal?!?!? At 12:01am?!?!?
What a complete nutter
I 👦🏼👈 conceal👀everything🙃 I do💃 in a thin👌👀layer👌of 👨🏻irony.🆘 No one1️⃣ 🚷 can👏ever hurt👏you😞 if you‼️if you're ❌🚫never🚫❌ sincere🆒😮‼️
n u t 👋💦
Man's completely off the fuckin rails, I don't think we can stop this lad now.
Her hopes of a career were wrecked by him! This lads marbles have been lost - by him! He should be locked up!
Stolen from a /sub/standupshots post earlier this week.
Actually kinda funny.
Hijacking the top post for visibility. I actually have a PhD in losing marbles and can confirm that marbles have definitely been lost here. Can I get you folks started with some garlic bread and spring rolls?