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He'd BETTER not make that bagel!

He'd BETTER not make that bagel!

That's impressive, I'm not sure I'd be capable of holding my composure under such conditions - let alone making a WHOLE bagel.

Meanwhile, outside:

"Hey Steve man you gotta see what this kid is doing in here."

"Holy Shit Maurice, is he...."

"He's snap chatting himself making a bagel."

"What a piece of shit."

I tried making a bagel once, now I'm a paraplegic.

I'm glad you said so because I nearly thought you were making a bagel FIGURATIVELY!

These are some hydrated, yet clearly insane lads!

These are some hydrated, yet clearly insane lads!

2hydrated2care

The most mad thing about this is most Paneras have water cups like that sitting out. So they probably just walked in and got water. So mad.

It's actually the law in Texas that food service establishments have to provide free water, so I've been told.

It get's hot as balls down here about this time.

Correction:4hydrated0care

Somebody please ban this anarchist

Somebody please ban this anarchist

Knowing how serious they take that, he probably was banned

Yep. Got banned when still learning the ropes early on.

Nobody can say they don't simulate real life, at least.

If you tried to land without clearance in real life, some very bad things would happen to you.

I think his channel is great. "requesting clearance to land"

"YOU AINT LANDING ON SHIT"

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The chefs will be fuming!

The chefs will be fuming!

What the fuck is in that ice-cream?

Corn. Diced onion

maybe a dash of chili

Is that fucking corn in his ice cream? Jokes aside this man might be ill.

Martin did what???

Martin did what???

This is actually funny. Some of the posts on this sub just sound like people are bitter that other people are having fun.

That is hilarious!

Aw cmon! Thats funny!

He's a true manager now

He bought them on what day?!

He bought them on what day?!

I remember seeing a guy do this for like a midnight release party for COD or some shit but he wanted another game that was released that day and when he told the clerk the dude hooked him the fuck up by giving him all kinds of posters and that cardboard cutout thing. He ended up walking out with an armload of stuff simply because he wanted a game that wasn't call of duty.

By chance, that wasn't in CT was it?

I did that for the Call of Duty Ghosts launch. A couple of my buddies worked at a GameStop so I'd go out for some midnight launches just to hang out with them. We wanted to fuck with some people during a midnight launch, so they gave me the first ticket for the night and I paid for the pre-order that the 3 of us chipped in for. The whole night I kept announcing how excited I was and how I'd played every game in the series and that the new one was taking things in an exciting game direction.

The time comes, the first ticket, mine, gets called, and out comes a 3DS case for Pac Man and the Ghostly Adventures, along with a bunch of posters and keychains and whatnot they'd had from previous midnight launches. No crazy reaction from the people waiting for CoD besides a "Yo, what the fuck?" but it was still amusing.

Game was trash though.

524,000 people thought that was interesting enough to click.

I did this, actually. They did a midnight launch for the Xbox One, and I went and scooped up Super Mario 3D World. So mad, lads.

She's rockings what where?!?

She's rockings what where?!?

Isn't she worried they'll think she's a witch and burn her?

I love that someone liked this with the "shocked" emoji. Means there is another madlad in the shadows

You'd figure she'd be more worried of judgement directed at that absolute atrocity of a hairstyle

I'm from the Midwest, can confirm. She's gunna burn.

There's no age limit to being a madlad

There's no age limit to being a madlad

It's fake news from a parody site

Dreams crushed.

This is actually funny

No, its just alternative facts.

What an achievement

What an achievement

I bet he just bites right into it without even breaking off one stick at a time.

I mean, I googled "kitkat on machu picchu", clicked to the Images tab and found someone who has done the same in the top row -- with the picture just titled "Having a celebratory Kit Kat at Machu Picchu".  I guess that badass queen is just smashing 
it exponentially harder... This shit doesn't even register on her level.

I mean, I googled "kitkat on machu picchu", clicked to the Images tab and found someone who has done the same in the top row -- with the picture just titled . I guess that badass queen is just smashing it exponentially harder... This shit doesn't even register on her level.

Something about his face tells me that he really thinks he smashed it.

Pure hedonism.

Absolute insanity

Absolute insanity

I feel very strongly that this doesn't belong here.. every single thing jacksfilms says is a joke.

Edit: jacks forehead.

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Ugh, for fuck's sake. Fine.

Good bot.

Try one of these subthreads