karmacourt

u/2clyde4you VS. u/aussie_fuck For theft of karma and gold

u/2clyde4you VS. u/aussie_fuck For theft of karma and gold

What Happened: I spent about an hour editing the hd image of ben swolo, and posted it to /sub/me_irl about 17 hours ago. /u/aussie_fuck then steals the meme and posts it to /sub/dankmemes, getting 32k upvotes and gold (as of now).

[CHARGES]:

Stealing 39k(and counting) karma Stealing reddit gold

[EVIDENCE]:

my me_irl post

his r/dankmemes post

EDIT: amount of karma stolen

EDIT 2: my meme has also been posted to /sub/sequelmemes by /u/Frondiferous here, with 9k and counting karma. 48k in total stolen karma

Upvote if you think the defendant is GUILTY:

	 	 	 	 	

I’d like to be a witness.

u/aussie_fuck posted in /sub/roastme and here is my comment on that matter link

Pitchforks! Get your pitchforks here! Can’t be an angry mob without pitchforks! Buy two and get a free torch!

I can confirm that the victim asked for a caption in the dankmemes discord yesterday

u/smancini82 Vs u/trane50 for Karma whoring and identity theft

u/smancini82 Vs u/trane50 for Karma whoring and identity theft

u/trane50 posted an image in the subreddit /sub/aww earlier today claiming to have adopted a dog named Dougie after posting a photo of a similar looking dog yesterday although there are distinct physical differences between the two dogs.

u/smancini82 claims the dog in the image is hers and the man that op claims to be is actually her boyfriend and then she provided images of both her dog and her boyfriend as proof

Evidence: Smancini82's photos of her dog and boyfriend

Trane50's post

Trane50's post at the shelter yesterday

Judge: u/elvishgaming

Defense:

Prosecution: Me (if that's allowed I don't really know)

Rambler: u/szpartan

Professional dog petter: u/pernster

Upvote if you think the defendant is GUILTY:

	 	 	 	 	

Oooh.... Oooh... Can I be the Rabbler?

Looks like an open and shut case to me.

True but the accused still had the right to a fair trial and should still be held accountable for their actions in a court of law

/u/awkward-_-silence vs. /u/StarryeyedProfligate over exploitation and theft of comment for karma

/u/awkward-_-silence vs. /u/StarryeyedProfligate over exploitation and theft of comment for karma

What Happened:

Imagine the deep underbelly of /sub/trebuchetmemes and a single karma hungry catapult fan. The accused /u/StarryeyedProfligate comments three simple words on a trebuchet meme: "Catapults for Life!"

One can only ponder the purpose of this comment. Perhaps to troll the readers, or perhaps an attempt at cheeky humor gone awry. Either way the result was far from intended. This comment now sits at -35 downvotes on a post with only 9 upvotes; this comment obviously drew some attention. The accused needed to make that sweet sweet karma back, but how? Of course, screenshot the next reply and post both comments to the sub to win back approval of trebuchet memes fans.

This is where I enter the story good jurors, because I am the author of the stolen comment in question. /u/StarryeyedProfligate screencapped my comment along with his and reposted this to the /sub/trebuchetmemes sub; and this post made /sub/all . Is there a case to be made, claiming that he directly stole my comment and exploited it for karma gain? It has been brought to my attention that since I responded to his comment, that gives him the right to repost. Is this the word of the blessed KarmaCourt?

[CHARGES]:

Exploitation of comments

Theft of 7151 karma (and rising)

[EVIDENCE]: Original Post On Which I Made the Comment

Post by /u/StarryeyedProfligate stealing my comment and karma

EDIT: I just woke up to a full scale investigation into this incident in karma theft. I've never had confidence in the karma court system but today I have been proven wrong, I thank the court for their consideration and attentiveness. Thanks!

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Prosecutor on standby, I'd like to see mr /u/StarryeyedProfligate charged with

Baiting and or Trolling

Karma Laundering

General Scumbaggery

I volunteer to be the homeless guy that fell asleep in the courtroom, but sticks around for the trial.

Now I'm a simple man, I've never made the front page, I earn most of my karma from comments instead of those big fancy posts y'all are so into, heck I don't even have a six figure lifetime earnings, but I believe in honest karma for honest work. Original commentary, inside jokes and the occasional pop culture reference are all my daddy needed to make his karma, same as his daddy before him, if it was good enough for them it's good enough for me.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, some o' y'all might be thinkin' to yourselves "Where's the harm? This man didn't lose any karma by having his comment reposted" and to that I say this. If men like my daddy and myself and the plaintiff here are graftin' away tryna make ends meet and some scallywag like the defendant can come along and repost their content then I ask you, what motivates a man to graft? Should we all turn to this scoundrel's ways and make a bunch of karma for low effort reposts? It ain't, I say, it ain't right for good, hardworking individuals such as this man or others like you may know yourselves to work his fingers to the bone while the very scourge that kills subreddits that we shoulda been keepin' tabs on long ago can swoop in and make all o' that karma of of his hard work.

This ain't a stealin' issue, heck this ain't even a copyright issue. What it is, I say what it is, is a moral issue. I encourage the court to not only award judgement to the plaintiff, but to set a precedent that such actions are not to be taken lightly. I hereby request that the court award this man the sum of twelve thousand karma. I'll do my part your honour, will you do yours?

u/BillyBonbario VS. u/fckyuxuan1 for Theft of Karma and Reddit Gold over a well seasoned meme

u/BillyBonbario VS. u/fckyuxuan1 for Theft of Karma and Reddit Gold over a well seasoned memeWhat Happened:
My story begins on December 22nd 2017, I was chatting with the lads on discord when a PUBG screenshot gave me an idea for a spicy new meme. Over the next 4 hours (4 hours and 11 minutes to be exact) I worked tirelessly on my work of art.    

(The times in these screenshots are in AEST)
iteration 1
iteration 2
Final product    

When it was finally complete I posted it to r/me_irl and later to r/gaming and r/memes (because karma). My posts gained traction and became my most upvoted posts at a total of 8239 karma at the time of writing this (8:57PM). Earlier today I realized that a post as popular as this surely had to be reposted elsewhere, so I did a quick reverse image search and found a few posts with 100-1000 karma, nothing too bad. However, through a comment on a repost in r/gaming I learned that my spicy meme had been reposted on r/globaloffensive not a day after I posted mine and had gained nearly twice the amount of Karma + a Reddit Gold.    



Charges:
Charge: Stealing 17,000 karma
Charge: Stealing Reddit Gold
Bonus Charge!: If this goes nowhere, charged with wasting my time writing this    



Evidence:
My r/Me_Irl Post
My r/gaming Post
My r/memes Post (wow, how boring is that banner?)
The Stolen Post
He even admits it!
u/BillyBonbario VS. u/fckyuxuan1 for Theft of Karma and Reddit Gold over a well seasoned meme

What Happened: My story begins on December 22nd 2017, I was chatting with the lads on discord when a gave me an idea for a spicy new meme. Over the next 4 hours (4 hours and 11 minutes to be exact) I worked tirelessly on my work of art.

(The times in these screenshots are in AEST) iteration 1 iteration 2 Final product

When it was finally complete I posted it to /sub/me_irl and later to /sub/gaming and /sub/memes (because karma). My posts gained traction and became my most upvoted posts at a total of 8239 karma at the time of writing this (8:57PM). Earlier today I realized that a post as popular as this surely had to be reposted elsewhere, so I did a quick reverse image search and found a few posts with 100-1000 karma, nothing too bad. However, through a comment on a repost in /sub/gaming I learned that my spicy meme had been reposted on /sub/globaloffensive not a day after I posted mine and had gained nearly twice the amount of Karma + a Reddit Gold.

Charges: Charge: Stealing 17,000 karma Charge: Stealing Reddit Gold Bonus Charge!: If this goes nowhere, charged with wasting my time writing this

Evidence: My r/Me_Irl Post My r/gaming Post My r/memes Post (wow, how boring is that banner?) The Stolen Post He even admits it!

Upvote if you think the defendant is GUILTY:

	 	 	 	 	
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Yes you may not.

Send him to the pit of misery.

Dilly dilly

Reddit vs. /u/BravoBet

Reddit vs. /u/BravoBet

/u/bravobet has earned 25 and a half thousand karma for lying! The Post Mentioned: https://www.reddit.com/sub/gaming/comments/7mg7o7/when_you_ask_your_parents_for_call_of_duty_wwii/ BravoBet claims to have recieved Call of Duty: World at War for Chrismas when he asked for Call of Duty: World War II.

Proof: https://www.reddit.com/sub/WWII/comments/7frpm8/wow_my_hq_lobby_is_full/ https://www.reddit.com/sub/WWII/comments/7csqkz/i_think_we_scared_her_off/ https://www.reddit.com/sub/WWII/comments/7csqck/sorry_im_late_boys/ These posts are all in the Call of Duty: World War II subreddit. They are all from a month ago, and they are BravoBet's content. Why would he ask for a game for Chrismas if he already owned it? I ask for the removal of the 25 thousand+ karma /u/bravobet has recieved!

All who agree say "aye"

All that oppose can shove it

Edit: the ayes have it. What's his face is guilty

Edit2: u/bravobet is his name

Who else is here from /sub/gaming? Also, i have an extra pitch fork handy, its a little broken tho

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Could this be like a class action lawsuit? I wanna get in on that 25k karma. For damages of course...

Aye

/u/DigitalizedOrange VS. r/accounting mods for removing my repost from r/memeeconomy

/u/DigitalizedOrange VS. r/accounting mods for removing my repost from r/memeeconomy

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/u/DigitalizedOrange VS. r/accounting mods for removing my repost from r/memeeconomy

What Happened: So I was running low on karma juice and I saw a good meme on memeeconomy, with a user saying to post on /sub/accounting. I took the chance and as my karma juice was filling (403 upvotes in 1 hour) the mods removed the post. I don’t see anything on the sidebar not allowing memes, so I’m bringing them here. post in question

[CHARGES]: REMOVING MY CHANCE TO MAKE SOME DANK KARMA

(Will add roles when needed)

Judge: Jury: Defense: Prosecution: Etc:

This is serious business.

I can apply for security or popcorn salesman. Whatever works

I'll be a juror.

u/SquanchBox vs. r/Trees for using a sob story to whore upvotes

u/SquanchBox vs. r/Trees for using a sob story to whore upvotes

u/SquanchBox posted to trees, saying "didn't get any love on /sub/pics" which in itself is retarded. That's literally saying "it didn't get as many upvotes as i wanted"

He has since deleted the /sub/pics post, which had nothing but positive comments, and a few upvotes. That deletion itself is incredibly suspicious. Especially considering it was only after his bullshit was exposed in the comments

I think it's high time (no pun intended) that u/Squanchbox quits his bullshit, and stops trying to fulfill his whorish karma lust.

**edit: evidence found: here

9 upvotes and nothing but positive comments. Even "you should be [proud], it's a beautiful picture"**

but no, it got no love. fuck off u/squanchbox

edit2: Realized it'll probably get downvoted as this post is up, but it was 9 as i added the edit haha

LET THE DELIBERATION BEGIN

edit3: I should clarify, i'd have no problem if the post on pics got hated or ignored. But nah. He just didn't get enough "love" (karma)

An appropriate punishment here would be OP having to smoke 2 oz in one sitting then released in the middle of a busy NYC Subway at rush hour.

2 oz ≈ 57 g

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/u/DigitalizedOrange vs /u/Garlic_lover12 for Causing Mental Anguish

/u/DigitalizedOrange vs /u/Garlic_lover12 for Causing Mental Anguish

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/u/DigitalizedOrange vs /u/Garlic_lover12 for Causing Mental Anguish

Earlier, I met /u/garlic_lover12 and we decided to get married, for we both loved garlic bread. see here

Later, we were planning our wedding when she messaged me saying that she lied to me, and actually loved banana bread! see here

I burst into tears, and immediately went to go sue her. So here I am.

JUDGE- /u/LuckyCosmos

DEFENCE-

PROSECUTOR-

Other-

What a sick fuck.

I’d like to be bartender and quite possible drunk gallery member.

/u/xIDevv can sux on deez nutz

WHAT!? This will not stand. I know you and I have had a rough history, but I wish to fight by your side. Colleague and friend.

EDIT: Prosecutor at your service.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS SUB IS ABOUT?

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS SUB IS ABOUT?

Like please. I'm so confused, there are so many random , strange things on reddit and this is one of the ones I can't wrap my mind around. Who runs this? What penalties can the judges levy? Is it all just a joke?

This sub attempts to right the wrong-doings of karma whores on the internet. Someone will come here with a claim/evidence that a post is bamboozled, and if it looks promising people with offer their services (judge, prosecuto, etc.).

Karmas is serious business, 'round here. There is no actual punishment, but we publicly shame the guilty.

E: no chance I'm correcting that

Yes.

Hm I thought this sub was a cunning marketing scheme by /sub/pitchforkemporium.

Well that explains things...

The people of /sub/ice_poseidon Vs. /u/greekgodx for theft of 25k+ karma, publishing nude photos without consent,and making false bribery post for karma

The people of /r/ice_poseidon Vs. /u/greekgodx for theft of 25k+ karma, publishing nude photos without consent,and making false bribery post for karma

What Happened: /u/greekgodx posted a censored (nude?) photo of /u/iceposeidon he took without his consent. /u/greekgodx blurred out part of the photo, and posted it with the title "24k upvotes in 24 hours for the uncensored version." /u/greekgodx has been known in the past to post fake things for karma // points and not ever actually deliver. The post has since gotten over 24k upvotes and /u/greekgodx has still not posted the uncensored photo.

[CHARGES]: Taking a nude photo without the persons consent. Publishing said photo on reddit. Asking for upvotes to post the full photo. Not posting photo after receiving the entire 24k+ upvotes.

[EVIDENCE]: https://www.reddit.com/sub/Ice_Poseidon/comments/716j9t/24k_upvotes_in_24_hours_for_the_uncensore... - link to the original post.

In the past, said user has been known to post similiar posts and not actually come through. He tweeted "If this tweet gets over 9000 likes, I will fly to Tyler's house against his will for 2 weeks. Yo... and after receiving more than the ammount of likes never actually did it. /u/greekgodx is a known karma scammer, lets bring this scammer to justice!

EDIT : OP has since deleted his original post, without making good on his promise.

EDIT 2: OP made a new post saying that he wont post the uncensored version, even though he has received the 24k upvotes he asked for before he would post it. source

GUILTY, forced labor at a dodge dealership

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Oo bby this one is about to be spicy.

I shall tend the bar. Who needs drinks?

Try one of these subthreads