You have been misinformed

You have been misinformed


You leave Janna out of this.

If this is how he creates posters, those "worlds" are probably designed just as shit.

I don't play video games anymore, but if there's anything reddit taught me it's this:

1) I'm stupid and all of my passions make me a neckbeard.

2) Some other neckbeard is even neckbeardier than I am and will do everything in his power to make feel like an ignorant ass for not being as neckbeardy as he.

Where I, am, the CREATOR, of unnecessary COMMAS.

The only way to sport the fedora: time travel to the 1940s.

The only way to sport the fedora: time travel to the 1940s.

you gotta admit, a fedora looks decent with the right outfit and no neckbeard

This guy looks like a oldschool mobster's bumbling henchman who can't even stop a lovable sidekick of a dog from stealing the keys to the hero's prison cell.

Basically this. Most the shit neckbeards get for wearing fedoras is because they don't match it with their clothes.

If you're wearing a well fitting suit and otherwise look like you give a shit about how you look, it's fine.

If you're wearing your Assassins Creed replica jacket and Anime Tshirt, not so much.

r/Incel subscribers right now

r/Incel subscribers right now

Banning them was for the best, but I still miss lurking all the insanity that came out of that sub.

A sub for Incels ("Involuntary Celibates"). Basically a bunch of insecure boys/men who think that women owe them sex and any woman who doesn't give them sex is scum. Think Elliot Rodgers. It was an utterly toxic subreddit.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand /sub/incel. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Elliot Rodgers nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike /sub/incel truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Elliot's existential catchphrase “Femoids deserve the rope, REEEEEEE!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Elliot Rodgers genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a /sub/incel tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

I’m glad I missed out then.

Classy beverage chiller

Classy beverage chiller

Jokes on him, the neck beard who realizes he can transfer the dew to the wine bottles will be unstoppable.

Because the fridge is too inconvenient

Well the fridge is packed with all his chicken tendies.

or use cans.

Denying Depression

Denying Depression

That's it. Pack it up boys. We have the cure for depression. Who would have guessed it would be so easy as to just "feel a different way."

Yeah, I've dealt with depression all my life and I've gotten shit like this from people. My mom told me I was just being lazy and needed to get over it. She said that less then a month after I got out of the hospital for a suicide attempt.

I'm doing much better now but I still have to deal with bouts of intense depression.

Also cure for cancer: just stop having cancerous cells.

This actually makes me angry.

Found this absolute gem on friend's Facebook

Found this absolute gem on friend's Facebook


Stop that

Shit, I've been bangin Dillion Harper a lot longer than 6 months...in my head anyway.

Is it weird that they both look photoshopped into that picture?

If only you would settle for a nice guy like me

If only you would settle for a nice guy like me

Is validification a word? Isn't it validation?

Pink knocked him off balance, green knocked him to the ground but turquoise went in for the kill.

Gratuitous use of the thesaurus, right here. What a blowhard

Hahahaha! He got fucking destroyed!

This is the part where he had a long, hard think about his attitude towards women and starts a journey of growth and self-reflection, right?...

R-right guys?...

I think my pixie cut triggered him.

I think my pixie cut triggered him.

Some of these dipshits just talk themselves right out of a date with no help from the girl he’s messaging.

You sound like fun. It’s truly tragic harpies like me have to miss out on the company of gentleman like you.

Too many people seem to think that feminist=militant social justice warrior.

I would have trolled him by saying you prefer Hispanic guys anyways.

Person with an anime profile picture defends nazis.

Person with an anime profile picture defends nazis.

I swear to god, people who defend nazis are just as bad, if not worse than actual nazis.

Pretty sure when the masses wake up, it'll be this guy who should head for the hills.

It's satire , haha I tried to be as extreme as possible but that would fit Right in at Kia or tia


Kek, triggered much leftist cuck? Probably just virtue signaling

I'm a player, but I'd never play you m'lady

I'm a player, but I'd never play you m'lady

Huh. That's a REALLY weird picture of a penis on the left side panel.

Guarantee that the guy who made this thinks every 'girl gamer' is doing it for attention

You know what I never got about this? Even if they're doing it for attention, who gives a fuck? Life's too short to care. I started putting more effort into making the food I cook artistic looking and creative, because 1) I'm proud of it, 2) it's rewarding and 3) I like the positive attention I get from my hobby, knowing that I did it well. I'm certainly not gonna bitch and moan when a chick does the same.

The people that get all bent out of shape about it are whiny man children.

False. Real men play on PC. /S.

Try one of these subthreads