justneckbeardthings

My friend posted this status. Seems pretty neckbeardy to me

My friend posted this status. Seems pretty neckbeardy to me

Pretty sure that's a quote from Portal 2.

Portal 2 Reference.Nothing to see here folks

I'm confused. What exactly was he doing with the books?

He read the books... All the books. So . yeah. Not a moron.

Pretty much...

Pretty much...
There are neckbeards of all political stripes. This guy and this guy and this guy are just quick examples. They seem drawn toward the political fringes in general. Hell, since many lack self-awareness, any of those neckbeards pictured could've drawn OP's submission.

There are neckbeards of all political stripes. and this guy and this guy are just quick examples. They seem drawn toward the political fringes in general. Hell, since many lack self-awareness, any of those neckbeards pictured could've drawn OP's submission.

Don't slander working class trads like that....

Wake me up when the battles over and the dust clears; I want to know which team gets the shaved head as their official uniform once and for all.

Real skins aren't racist. Learn the history of punk and ska.

It's called fashion you peasants

It's called fashion you peasants
It's called fashion you peasants

The colored version? RICH KID ALERT

What's wrong with it? It's just a bunch of girls yawning.

I once bought my friend a shirt that says "I <3 tentacles". We laughed, we still joke about it, and we will continue to laugh about it.

However, he has never worn said shirt in public!

My friend’s socks

My friend’s socks

Those are hilarious. I'd wear them to work just to because I'd find it amusing.

Hes wearing them with at least a little irony. Funny either way I think, just for different reasons.

I mean this is just funny though, I really doubt an actual neckbeard would wear them

He like octopi 🐙 up his butt.

It's always the katanas [x-post from r/iamverybadass]

It's always the katanas [x-post from r/iamverybadass]

a nice blend of /sub/iamverybadass and /sub/justneckbeardthings

I know I could cut down at least 20 people before anyone could even realize.

Wouldn't persons 2 through 19 "realize" something was amiss if someone was killed with a sword right in front of them?

Nah, after about 2 or 3 the katana would fly out of his hands thanks to the dorito dust.

He would just teleport behind them, of course.

"I know this is meant as a joke but it's true"

"I know this is meant as a joke but it's true"

This is so weird. It's a cartoon about a transgendered woman revealing her body to her boyfriend for the first time, and the frames are in reverse order.

Edit: I've now been well educated about my incorrect usage of "transgendered" in this comment, please stop messaging me. I'm leaving it as a teaching tool.

The men I've heard say, "you can't have sex with women or they'll accuse you of rape," were never going to be in danger of actually having sex with a woman.

This might be downvoted but this exact situation happened in Denmark recently. The #metoo campaign is highly debated here as well and a girl was in a radio show telling a story about how she went out in town, had some drinks, flirted with a guy, took him home to her place, had sex with him and fell asleep.

In the morning she regretted and freaked out. He left the very second it happened.

She consistently claims she was raped. This is no joke.

Well it's kind of a memey comic.

https://pics.me.me/w-wait-before-we-go-any-further-youre-beautiful-w-well-1195934.png

Well it's kind of a memey comic.

The neckbeards at my college formed a club. I attended half of a meeting before I was asked to leave for correcting a members philosophical view points. I’m a philosophy major and he was quoting Kant but attributing it to Socrates. Really weird mistake.

The neckbeards at my college formed a club. I attended half of a meeting before I was asked to leave for correcting a members philosophical view points. I’m a philosophy major and he was quoting Kant but attributing it to Socrates. Really weird mistake.

Seeing the "Rick and Morty" part and not immediately walking away was where you went wrong.

Personal info, bottom-right

Ah. And then discovered you were overqualified and ousted.

I’m a philosophy major! I was kinda excited we finally had a club.

Happy Valentines Day, M'Lady

Happy Valentines Day, M'Lady

Where's the one that says "Do you want to have an intellectual conversation with me?"

This deserves so many more upvotes.

I once had a neckbeard try to bring me Reese's hearts up to my work for my children and I. Said neckbeard had never met my children. We worked on a group project together once in high school like 6 years prior to this and had only seen each other 1 other time between that and the Reese's heart fiasco.

He became irrational and aggressive after I kindly expressed my discomfort in him bringing candy to my work and buying Valentine's gifts for my kids without even knowing them. It was wholly inappropriate, uncomfortable, and out of nowhere.

Cue the facebook posts about how a self righteous c*nt couldn't appreciate the chivalrous gentleman that he is. How dare she disrespect such a valiant effort on his part of being kind and decent?! It was disgusting and pathetic.

I have so many more stories about this guy, but this one really took the cake and ultimately caused me to permanently block him on all social media.

Maybe you should make a separate thread and share all of your stories of this true gentleman.

Have you read “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian? One of the characters is literally this guy

"Great things take time"

"Great things take time"

The irony is that he looks worse

Imagine walking your dog and seeing that guy posing for this.

I think my dog would start laughing.

I wished I believed in myself this much..

Before, before and before

Can't wait for the after

The only time a fedora is acceptable.

The only time a fedora is acceptable.

If a platypus can own it, why not a gentlesir, you ask?

I don't know about the only time.

Hey, where’s Perry?

Doo bee doo bee doooo ba doo bee doo be doooo ba AGENT P

Try one of these subthreads