justneckbeardthings

"I live an active lifestyle and I am seeking a classy dame..."

"I live an active lifestyle and I am seeking a classy dame..."

That fedora just oozes classiness...

active lifestyle

Your weight suggests otherwise.

Oh that’s what he’s drinking.

It's Kool-Aid.

Violent psychotic individual

Violent psychotic individual

I mean a quick jog upstairs and I've escaped your greasy grasp.

Is that a young Boris Johnson?

M’urderer

crossposted to /sub/mallninjashit

We are about to be in a big trouble

We are about to be in a big trouble

Guy Fawkes in 2017? You have to admire the commitment of some people.

Like his forebear, he spends a lot of time in basements.

It's this guy!

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/KDupW4c

It's this guy!

Neckbeard guys and "nice guys" have ruined that movie for a lot of us

His mom is Stacy af.

His mom is Stacy af.

One of the saddest things about the Great Sauce Incident of 2017 is thinking about all those people who were out there for sauce trying to explain it to their parents.

It'll be community college if she's lucky. He may become a basement-beard.

I wonder how many good boy points were wasted when mommys couldn't get the right sauce.

I'll have you know that McDonalds szechuan sauce is for intellectuals

The revolution starts here

The revolution starts here

Marine Le Pen from Front national, an extreme right wing political party in France known for racism, xenofoby & the occasional antisemitism.

I'm not sure which is grosser, tbh.

M'arine.

Look at the DSL's on that boy. Alt right , far left, Mid Twat , Neckbeards don't give no fucks. As long as they can fuck a pony plush and bash someone's intellect

My sister took my niece to see my little pony movie. She posted this on her Snapchat...

My sister took my niece to see my little pony movie. She posted this on her Snapchat...

My 5 year old daughter wants to go see this, so ill guess ill dust off the old fedora and Walmart dragon shirt.

Definitely don't turn around to see what that noise behind you is.

No one in that line has seen a vagina since they came out of their mother's.

And pretend that's warm butter running down the back of your leg.

I didn't think that I'd ever actually see this. Especially on a post about a garden

I didn't think that I'd ever actually see this. Especially on a post about a garden

What a smooth talker. I bet in several years when they get married, she’s going to say

“You had me at teeheehee “

u/aklose1

Christ, his comment history is just as bad

teeheehee

OH GOD WHY

How Rick and Morty Fans Settle Beef (xpost /sub/blackpeopletwitter)

How Rick and Morty Fans Settle Beef (xpost /r/blackpeopletwitter)

It's shameful that the fandom has let its reputation just fucking plummet in one season.

It's shameful that recycled memes about Rick and Morty fans made everyone hate them in one season

Dan Harmon came out and said he's against the fedora tipping "I'm a Rick" fans so now they're all screaming about "muh virtue singaling" and SJWs. Hopefully by the time it comes back next year a lot of that element will be gone and we can just have a funny, occasionally clever cartoon again.

Type "Women writers ruined Rick and Morty, Reddit" and prepare to cringe to death at the fan base.

There is a great thread where actual writers and animators from the show wade into the sub and the some of the "fans" actually start bitching at them for hiring women and being SJWs.

I love the show but the fanbase (or at least the neckbeard part) can go fuck itself.

Edit: The thread itself, seeing as a lot of people are asking for a link. Please bear in mind that the R&M mods did a lot of cleanup after this thread attracted the attention of reddit and the writers of the show. https://np.reddit.com/sub/rickandmorty/comments/58374x/seriously_worried_about_season_3_due_to_fo...

18 hours

18 hours

Send that shit to his mother. Maybe she'll knock some real respect into him.

I don't owe anyone my attention and neither does Em

Such a nice guy (TM)

18 hours. The heroes of the basement.

Try one of these subthreads