justneckbeardthings

"Someone mocked my fidget spinner once. Once."

"Someone mocked my fidget spinner once. Once."

That "gun" looks like it has something on the tip of the barrel. I'm gonna guess it's bright orange.

"The fuq you say, brah? I'll fuq your life up, brah! Want to see the end of my air gun, brah? Yeah, I fuqqin thought not, brah."

Proceeds to fiddle his spinner

Horrible trigger etiquette. (This gun is hella fake.)

BUT STILL :)

This picture is funny as fuck. I think he's being ironic though

This happened a few minutes ago. Please note the post I made was super innocent.

This happened a few minutes ago. Please note the post I made was super innocent.

Hey, at least he referred to her as a lady right, and not a skank, and he even said penis instead of cock or dick. Seems like a classy guy

slices katana furiously through the air

One must never proposition a lady, one must always address her father instead. For everything.

I will trade you two code red mountain dews and three overwatch loot boxes for your daughters hand.

I mean the Holocaust was pretty bad man.

Anon explains why katanas are better

Anon explains why katanas are better

The reason the steel is folded is because it's insanely impure and frankly shitty. It is NECESSARY to achieve anything other than a sword shaped piece of glass using the metals they use.

It seems like that weeboo doesn't understand exponents either. It wasn't folded a million times, it was folded 20 times to produce a million folds. This is a necessary practice if you can't create large quantities of homogenized steel.

ONE MIRRION TIMES FORDED NIPPON STEER

After folding 20 times, further folding is redundant.

Katanas were actually pretty shitty because Japan lacked iron, so they're mostly brittle, refined iron sand stuff I don't know the term of.

Tell me more about how well your thin solid steel doesn't break to think solid, massive steel.

Europe never invaded Japan because they were busy DEUS VULTing it up in the south. Also later, Japan were good trading partners.

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How to talk to women 101

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Don't mind saying this made me sad even though I know that's exactly what he wants.

I know right? It's entirely contrived.

Can I come in your mouth?

Let me kiss you vagana

That poor puppy needs all the love it can get, especially in times like this.

Would you mind watching a girl suck off a horse with me tonight?

I imagine every neckbeard looks like bubble bass

I imagine every neckbeard looks like bubble bass

This is the "NO PICKLES" guy right?

It was so ahead of its time!

These people have always existed the internet just made it easier for us to find screenshots of them.

Yeah that's the douchebag

/sub/incels starterpack (x-post from /sub/starterpacks)

/r/incels starterpack (x-post from /r/starterpacks)

I feel that as far as starterpack memes go, this one comes up short on production value and kind of misses the point of a "starter pack" -- accessories that members of a particular group have in common.

Honestly it seems like sometimes people just use starter pack memes as an excuse to post dumb strawmen.

Which is dumb, since you shouldn't need strawmen to make fun of neckbeards or incels.

Oh good they know

/sub/cringeanarchy is pretty shit though tbh. There's so much racism there it's insane.

How dare Taylor Swift date someone else and not a chivalrous stalker like me!

How dare Taylor Swift date someone else and not a chivalrous stalker like me!

This man needs serious, long-term, INPATIENT psychiatric treatment.

I believe this is the same man who says it should be illegal for women to turn him down because he is disabled. I hope Taylor Swift knows about him, because he seems dangerous.

/sub/insanepeoplefacebook

Is this he who must not be named aka legalize brothels dude. Either way I hope her security is aware of this guy and keeping tabs on him

Only The Finest Cat Food For

Only The Finest Cat Food For

That cat looks appropriately concerned.

That cat look euphoric.

Sometimes I buy different brands of cat food for my kitties, just for variety. I often decide by the cat on the packaging which I will get. My cat ain't getitng this this shit, cause the cat on that thing is clearly euphoric from lsd.

Looks high as fuck to me. I feel like catnip was involved in taking this photo.

Truly an inspiration to us all

Truly an inspiration to us all

Faces of Atheism is still one of the most cringe-inducing parts of Reddit history

OP, once again, you lose!

Wait a minute! He's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time!

snort ACHKULLY ITS A TrELBY snort

An official neckbeard wedding

An official neckbeard wedding

The dude behind the bush with the big ass knife cracks me the fuck up.

Atleast they have friends with similar interests

He's not even part of the wedding

Yeah looks like they're having fun. Good on them.

Try one of these subthreads