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[French Government Information Video] It's supposed to be about "Digital fighters" but that person seems to have some difficulties

[French Government Information Video] It's supposed to be about "Digital fighters" but that person seems to have some difficulties

He might not be a great hacker but at least he's willing to learn by accessing the manual first. Sometimes you don't want to dive in head first

man stop_all_hackers

adduser and useradd. Never remember which one is the easy to use.

./stop_all_hackers.sh

[Archer S02E06] Fake top -WTF screen with virus

[Archer S02E06] Fake top -WTF screen with virus
99 problems, 0 bitches

Amazing.

haha some of the processes "DickTime, Web pregtest , KillBangMarry"

Brilliant process names.

Carol/Cheryl was trying to take an online pregnancy test

webpregtest

in one of the episodes.

[Flash S04E12] Every TV show when it comes to firewalls

[Flash S04E12] Every TV show when it comes to firewalls

Gets second person for the keyboard

https://i.imgur.com/Xxt3AcY.jpg
Link for the uninitiated

I'M GIVIN' ER ALL SHE'S GOT, CAP'N!

[BBC News] Hello? South Korea? We just upgraded our Amiga to Windows XP. Jealous?

[BBC News] Hello? South Korea? We just upgraded our Amiga to Windows XP. Jealous?

I’m sure the South Korean on the other side is using their $4000 gaming PC they normally use for playing Starcraft, talking through their pro gaming headset they'd typically just shit talk other players with

[Tagesschau] Germanys biggest public broadcasting channel, using the tree command to show how the recent CPU exploit works

Oh no! Not the dreaded tree command! How will we ever defend against this hack!?

To be fair, two hobbits and a bunch of trees sacked Isengard.

EDIT: Ironically, hacking is the best way to deal with trees.

Hahaha, right? I don't know what the fuck you're saying, but i'm inclined to agree.

Warum wundert mich das nicht? Immer wenns um Computer oder Internet geht nutzen die völlig belanglose Stockfootage. Fehlt nur noch der "Hacker" der mit Sturmhaube vorm Rechner sitzt.

[Arrow S06E02] SQL or Java?

[Arrow S06E02] SQL or Java?

HTML is the only coding language I know.

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand HTML...

Even then, she listed them like they were the only two options.

Did she pronounce it sequel or S Q L?

[Last Week Tonight with John Oliver] From tonight's segment on the Equifax breach ... int temp=x; x=y; y=temp;

[Last Week Tonight with John Oliver] From tonight's segment on the Equifax breach ... int temp=x; x=y; y=temp;

That is indeed how you do a swap. Good post. Thank you for sharing.

This is indeed how you do a good falseSwap.

If you really want to swap you can't pass the parameters by value.

edit: to add a working version.

public static void realSwap(int& x, int& y) { int temp = x; x = y; t = temp; }

Equifax interface design:

public class SensitiveDataHackrsPlsAvoid { public int SSID; public DateTime birthdate; public Address currentAddress; ... }

Isn't that just the source code of their security software, though?

Learning to code! [oc] [x-post /sub/comics]

Learning to code! [oc] [x-post /r/comics]

Hard to hate on this. I hope we've all been there, or you might be in the wrong field.

[Supergirl] Python 6

[Supergirl] Python 6

To be fair, they're on a different earth. They might just have developed python 6 malware.

Try one of these subthreads