Instant_regret instant_regret

Bird instantly regrets her decision.

The kid just pretended to feed the bird and then ate it herself. She’ll do well in a corporate future

That kid is a badass. He or she (I can’t tell) just made a gangster move

I’m surprised by how calm the mom sees the scene. Only when the baby tried to eat the rice, she freaked out.

That bird is just stunned that a little human could grab her so easily.

Genius

Pretty much like getting hit by a car

That was spectacularly bad.

Just without the settlement check

If you're wondering.... at the end, that's him swallowing his lower intestine back down.

Let me get out of here

It looks like the dog is changing size.

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Asshole teases a dog, and gets what he deserves

Asshole teases a dog, and gets what he deserves

You should send them dog shit in the mail every year on the anniversary of that terrible day. There's no forgiving that.

should have sued that bitch for animal cruelty

Did you guys put the dog down? :( I always get anxious about what to do if this stuff happens to me. I'd honestly just give my dog away to a friend who lives in another state and tell everyone I lost the dog.

Nah, they should send them dog shit in the mail every single day. Fuck those people.

New dad tries helping mom feed the puppies. Plan quickly backfires

Person filming was definitely anticipating this.

Red rocket not ready for launch

The moms just watching this happen

I mean, look at what she’s dealing with. Last thing she needs is ANOTHER puppy to look after.

I thought throwing my phone above me would make a cool slow mo trampoline video but as soon as I saw where it was going to land I regretted the whole idea.

I thought throwing my phone above me would make a cool slow mo trampoline video but as soon as I ...

Brave of you to share this slow mo moment with us. Your pain brings me joy

Thanks OP

RIP to lefty 😭

I thought throwing my phone above me would make a cool slow mo trampoline video

You were absolutely right, just not how you anticipated it.

Cool video. I really like how quickly your face came into frame and it was already full of regret

A warrior's sacrifice

Something tells me the other dog had it alllll figured out.

 "Pioneers get slaughtered and settlers prosper." 

I loved how happy he got when he realized he removed the barrier only to faceplant seconds later while still being stuck to it XD

"The second mouse gets the cheese."

"I did it!"

That’s pretty amazing! Unusual fine motor skills for one so young...very developed! Great job kid!

Nope, that's actually faker at age 2.

You can see his coordination and drive to win.

Clap - wait I could do more

Kids head is the exact same shape as 3 out of those 4 blocks.

Newton knew it, Darwin agreed

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If I had that teacher, I'd have blue balls, too.

That so true I so rate her !!!

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She's gonna feel that in ten years

That look people get when they're trying to work out exactly how badly they're injured? Priceless.

Where did she fall from? Why was she up there? What did she expect? And several other questions.

I fell on my ass about 3 years ago...it sucks.

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