Where does Jesus buy his luggage?
... Jesus Christ.
I just deleted mine. It was hard to find where to permanently delete it. Goes into effect in 12 days I say let Facebook just become the garbage place for Republicans.
The only insane thing is that this is truly how they think and what they say on the matter.
Please note that Todd Akin is a fucking doctor.
Jesus fuck that last one. When your a standout in that lineup you know you're messed up.
it is something that God intended to happen
Abortions too, then.
Your cousin self identifies as a potato
If you're laughing at the OP, sure.
In what way does it do that? People can make choices, and have thoughts and feelings, whereas inanimate objects do not. How does claiming otherwise (even as a joke) "put perspective"?
You can’t choose what your gender is regardless of how you feel about it.
This is humor. Good or bad, is clearly humor, not insane.
Twist: he just had it birthday and was 16 last week.
I’ve seen at least 5 people on Facebook the last 3 days posting stuff like “I won’t discuss gun laws with people that eat tide pods.” First of all, I don’t know anyone that did that. It’s just a way for them to invalidate anyone else from even having an opinion I guess.
No, they weren’t. They were making memes about it, and like 10 people out of however many million actually did it.
When you're so stupid Ken M breaks character to tell you you're stupid.
Not socialists? Next you'll tell me that North Korea isn't democratic. It says "Democratic" right in the name, dummies.
Ken M is his real name, but he is not really as a clueless old guy; he's really a 37-ish year old copywriter. Here's an interview with him:
What do you mean "character"? Have I been bamboozled?
I just bursted out laughing at “Suck on it snowflake”. Imagine somebody actually saying that
This vehicle has been retrofitted to run on crippling insecurity.
SUCK MY COCK YOU QUEER!
Looks like a 2008 Ford Lunatic.
I love crazy people. The world without crazy people is a boring world. ...
I always wonder how these things play out in the crazy persons' head. Like what the fuck did you expect to happen? He comes backs, finds out and just accepts this is his life now and he wont leave again? Do these people think ahead even a little? It's fascinating.
fake the miscarriage / actually get pregnant when he is back
She got the crazy eyes. She needs to Chanel that insanity in a way.
I just love how she talks so casually about it.
Wrong subreddit. The facebook poster is making an aware joke about the review, not from facebook, that they’re referencing.
Yeah, she should really try and Maybelline away from facebook for a bit.
Wrong sub, belongs to /sub/justneckbeardthings
/sub/sadcringe too probably.
That TV is amazing though. 1080i/720p HD CRT.
The black levels are insane and it’s the best TV for old consoles.
absolute garbage taste
relevant: it's all "hurr I want a Yuno gf" and then "DURR DON'T KILL ME"
If your best argument is "Millennials need to shut up," then Millennials are destined to win.
While we sit safely at home, these kids are living this nightmare. They're watching, and they're thinking. The least any of us could do, is give them enough respect to listen. Who knows, one of them may come up with a viable answer for this nightmare!
While you're talking, you're not learning
While you're being gunned down by a crazed student, you're not learning.
Well you are learning something; that gun control laws aren't adequate in the US.
I wonder how many times these keyboard warriors have been targeted in mass shootings.