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Wait, should I just hold the door for guys now?

Wait, should I just hold the door for guys now?

I hold the door open for women because I want them to realize;

"Hey, you're too weak to do this. I'm allowing you to travel through this doorway. Look at me. Strong. You owe me sex for this display of pure masculine power and authority."

I just hold the door open for everyone to be polite. Little did I know, I've been trying to rule the world all this time

Edit: I will allow the insults. Proceed.

And yet you slam a few doors in a few girls' faces and suddenly you're fired from your job as a doorman. What do you want from me, society!?

As the woman walks through the door, she looks back at you, clearly fighting back tears. Her bottom lip trembles as she stutters "Thank you".

A malicious grin crosses your face and you reply: "It was my privilege".

Oh Florida, you are such a magical place.

Oh Florida, you are such a magical place.

I bet that alligator has seen some things...

I would also wear a wire to set up Jesus. That fucker sold me water he told me was wine.

It's got to be fake.

Happy cake day!

Vaccines have genders

Vaccines have genders

Yes imagine a child that contained DNA from two different genders! A male and female perhaps We could call them ‘parents’

Man is such an arrogant and stupid animal...

It amazes me to hear this from some of the most arrogant and stupid people out there.

These people don't just misunderstand trans people, they just don't understand gender or even sex seemingly.

Or microbiology. Or biology. Or even just a basic understanding of general science, really. BUT THEY'VE DONE THE RESEARCH

My friend fell 2 feet and died, I fell 500 feet and lived thanks to Jesus

My friend fell 2 feet and died, I fell 500 feet and lived thanks to Jesus

Isn’t this how final destination started?

Praise Jesus! If you're, you know, the guy that lived or whatever. Can't speak for the other guy.

Even the doctor says it’s Jesus, crazy science nowadays huh

something tells me this is fake

Former employee repeatedly talks trash on FB so the company's social media guy tears into him (repost bc this is amazing)

Former employee repeatedly talks trash on FB so the company's social media guy tears into him (repost bc this is amazing)

I'll take "Things that never happened" for $1000 please.

Well, I guess technically a custodian is a floor manager

"What is: this post" ding ding ding

Thats Executive Floor Manager to you.

SENATOR, WE RUN ADS.

SENATOR, WE RUN ADS.

the transition from the smiley face to the normal one freaked the hell out of me

I saw this similar t-shirt here

There will always be a version of Facebook that is free.

The wide-ranging questions — including about Cambridge Analytica, which used data scraped from 87 million Facebook users to target political ads ahead of the 2016 US election — put the 33-year-old billionaire under a microscope for several hours at a joint Senate committee hearing.

That isn't racist

That isn't racist

...to get the pre-natal care that you need, obviously!

...and so should all other races!

...surely this is what they meant. surely.

Ugh I know. Can white women stop having white babies please? /s

Yes, because the color of a person's skin determines their future personality, actions, etc.

According to this logic, all black people are either thugs or pimps, all people from Asia are either Opioid dealers or mathematicians, and anyone from the Middle East is a terrorist in the making, and all white people are Hitler incarnate.

For real though so many people don’t understand everything they do!

I’m a man, I’ve been there for STD testing. I was young, broke, and scared and it was really the only place by me I could afford the tests.

While I was there I saw several young mothers with young babies coming in (presumably for wellness checks on Abby). And several pregnant women who appeared to be nearing the end of the pregnancy. A lot more going on than abortions.

Logic not welcome here.

Logic not welcome here.

Nothing quite screams "my argument is illogical and I can't honestly support it in the face of opposition" quite like trying to tell people off with a pithy "this isn't here for debate" line, does it?

"this isnt for debate"

Then why did you put it up on facebook? Churches have shootings and they believe in god.

Pretty much. I had an argument on Facebook with a friend this week and she just told me "I don't care what the facts say, if I think something is true then it's true." It was.... the end of that friendship.

It’s not about church, honey. NEXT!

Talking about shooting teenagers is totally rational...

Talking about shooting teenagers is totally rational...

what the fuck

Some tool I went to high school with

Threatening the kid protesting gun violence because his classmates were murdered? Yes, brilliant way to show how much America needs guns. Bravo.

Poor David. It must be awful to see people like this when you're trying so hard to stop violence.

You’re a lying motherfucker. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/david-hogg-on-campus-rumor-hoax/

How to demonstrate you're a stable, responsible, good guy with a gun.

How to demonstrate you're a stable, responsible, good guy with a gun.

Why are people shooting a survivor of a school shooting?

Because he advocates for gun control and to them that means he has to die so they can keep their guns.

As a gun owner this shit pisses me off, makes the rest of us look like dumb assholes

Yes, but remember these are the people who thought Obama was a Muslim atheist communist fascist black panther who was going to take their guns away and make them gay marry immigrants.

Fear > reality.

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