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user name ends in 69. You all should be ashamed of doubting him.
That’s one elaborate scheme
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I never had sex 🍆🍑💦put this as your status & whoever "haha" it thinks your lying
Facebook User 2 😂 haha
Facebook User 1 Damn it u caught me
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Haven't we all?
If you're not almost dying during intercourse, you're not trying hard enough scrub
I only wish he'd said "thrice", would've enhanced the cringe wonderfully.
Hear ye, hear ye.
I, your humble narrator, have had occasions to engage in the carnal pleasures of the flesh upon that bed yonder thrice now.
Furthermore, I have secured for myself yet another chance to enjoy the company of a lady this forecoming Wednesday.
Hey now, good writing is concise
Is that just his default response to everything
Nice post. Just fucked the miss
Ya bro. Just had a fuck sess.
this is the most /sub/ihavesex thing ive seen on this sub
An average of 7?! I want to know his high score!
So he can't afford a Corvette, and has to use daddy's credit card to buy things. I'm so turned on. /s
the type of guy who asks if she came every 2 minutes during really awkward start-stop sex every time she even moves or makes a noise and she just says yes to avoid making it even more awkward
People who give a fuck about air quality and their carbon footprint
Can confirm. By now he has been through a quarter of the female population, and is a legend among women. Some do not believe, but I do.
I think the part about looking at a lot of dicks online is probably true.
Only 17 a week? meh, I sex at least three times as many girls in a day. all models. from sweden. who are 19.
My massive cock. I fuck about 17 girls a week on average and usually make each girl come around 3 times. They have all said my cock is absolutely massive. I've looked at a lot of porn videos to compare it and I have to agree.
If they ran away you probably pulled it out on a random girl in public
The is so me!!!
🅱️ i g 🅱️ e n i s
o b v i o u s j o k e
He had to had team killed before doe
Its PC gaming. Yah play the game for a shit-ton of time and still give it bad reviews. You can see people play games like Counter Strike for upwards of 10,000+ hours and give negative reviews, either because they changed something and now the game is garbage (such as GTA V, Company of Heros 2, etc), or because they're trolling.
sounds like something a virgin would say
It's written in past, present, and future tense?
When you write fiction you can use any tense you want.
Real glad he made it clear he was butt ass naked.
Most people wear a lot of clothes when they're banging.
I like to dress up like its a snow day
cause of all the white cum i spray out when im banging 5 girls at once and they all suck my dick and call me king not a brag just saying. 😎😏😆🙌🙋🏼♂️💁🙏🏼🙌🏻