That's actually just funny. He's not bragging about having sex.
Do you mean... like a joke? People still do them?
I agree and even if it's a true joke good on them for having a great marriage.
Just like when you grab a woman's breast and it feels like a bag of sand
Definitely not gay.
An ACTUAL virgin ???? 😱😱😱
Who the fuck wants that much sex? Jesus... I got shit to do.
He just learned this word
I'm pretty sure if this guy got within 40 feet of an Asian woman he would prematurely ejaculate into his ill fitting jeans that wouldn't get washed for at least a week.
Jesus Christ, this is insanely racist as well
I always tried to get in the same classes as the guy who jerked off in school so I could be there to help him finish the job. Some teachers would give me extra credit foe being a good helper and one time it got me nominated for a citizenship award.
He's probably homeschooled.
Everyone's name? Albert Einstein
"you nothing special" damn
Well was it Netflix or was it Hulu?
"Why did you like your own comment" is the ultimate roast on YouTube
Why wouldn't you like your own comment? It's YOUR comment! That's why I like reddit. It likes that shit for you.
How could you even fuck to excision?
4-8 big thrusts, then flopping about like a fish, then it’s all over in the space of 3mins 30 ish
This song really makes me HAVE SEX
I imagine a lot of slow hard thrusts quickly transitioning to really fast rabbit-like sex.
I hope he played better in the second half.
His username really screams "I get multiple chicks who love to watch me play video games."
Does he really think anyone over the age of 8 is going to believe that? Lmao.
which u prolly dont even know about
It’s probably a premium paid snapchat
... and then she started asking for money orders, my credit card info, and social security number!
Honestly that would not surprise me
People pay for snapchat.
Can't even keep his story straight
He was having sex btw. Sex you know with the penis. And with a very attractive girl who he is totally dating and married to. He has so much sex with her all the time hiding in the attic.
(having sex btw)
This has to be a joke. If you can't even get your story right.
He looks like the human embodiment of a cold sore.
This guys farks
I kinda feel like this girl thought she was being nice and didn't wanna refuse a pic with the poor mentally challenged dude and he totally took advantage of that
Even when he hard orgasms, you guys!