His profile pic has a fucking fedora
Edit: Jesus Christ okay I get it it's a trilby, and the fedora wasn't blurred out, how many replies do I need to have to make it stop?
And is a fucking selfieedit: it's selfy, not selfie. German habits.
Why is it always quantum physics? I swear these people read A Brief History of Time and all of a sudden they're about to have their doctorate in quantum mechanics.
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A common North American? Look at this idiot that thinks all of North America speaks English.
Whomst does this guy think he is?
Je ne parle pas anglais!
Fuckst that guy and the boat he didn't come in on.
Probably caught a technicality. It's standard practice in museums to write captions at a fourth grade level so that all audiences will be able to understand it. You can't hit every single point while staying at a fourth grade level and also keeping it short enough so that people will read.
"That's not a real mammoth."
I'm a genius
Catching technicalities and nitpicking about them is like the oil that keeps Reddit running smoothly.
False. Reddit runs on electricity thus does not require oil for lubrication.
You can't get someone's MAC address over the web. And I doubt Facebook exposes your IP from a friend request. Not sure about the SIM cloning, but that's probably bullshit too.
What a fucking lunatic.
Report this goof to the police for fucks sake.
To clone a SIM you need an IMSI number and a one-way key stored on SIM - no way to get the one-way key without physically obtaining the card (it's used on network register but not during data transmission), that's the whole point :)
And getting the MAC, while theoretically possible - Facebook could store mac in cookies for example (no idea why they would do it, but let's assume), and cookies could be hijacked with session hijacking - but MAC itself is not useful.
Lots of easier ways to trace someone. Passwords, accounts, scamming them into installing some malware, even in browser. From there you could go further.
So, all that is bullshit, but I'd report that goof anyway, that's clear threatening and he seems unstable.
That's more sad...
They must be bragging about high school as a 20 something
This is pretty sad. Does this person have a job? Tertiary education? What do they do?
Bragging about high school anywhere past early-mid freshman year is just pathetic. Any time before that it's half pathetic half douchey.
why yes, I am an unbearably pretentious cunt
brags about being anti social
If this dickbag was serious about stoic philosophy he wouldn't brag about stoic philosophy.
puffs on pipe
What she meant to say is that she peaked in high school.
literally manipulate literature
say it 5 times fast
'I'm so gifted it's annoying.'
She sounds exactly like the sort of above average student who coasted at school, and is heading for a massive reality check in further education.
An object we cannot comprehend or figure out? God damn, that's mysterious.
What makes it even more special is this is a screenshot of his own status that he posted in a group and captioned it "Well, can you?"
Nobody could, of course /s
Edited because I can't get a coherent message across in the morning
If you have to label your own thoughts that way it means you are a) high, b) socially awkward, or c) both.
d) an insufferable, oblivious narcissist
Pure arrogance. It's bad enough to quote yourself, but when the sole purpose of your quote is to identify yourself as being better than almost everyone else, it makes you sound pathetic and desperately in need of attention.
Good find OP
This sounds like something a rich, spoiled, narcissist would say. This is such a "born on third, and thinks they hit a triple" type of quote.
The one time you can use Plebeian correctly and you said peasant instead. Missed opportunity.
Don't worry peasants, we can all use Google translate too.
accidentally justifying #YOLO by giving its meaning classical precedence
Maybe he was speaking in the context of a Latin speaking member of the clergy from some time in the middle ages.