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very smart 9gag post with smart comment cherry on top

very smart 9gag post with smart comment cherry on top

Smoke weed to lower my intelligence lmao

9gag is such a damn shithole

It seems to be working.

and it worked too much

In a discussion about kids believing in Santa, this dude comes from out of nowhere.

In a discussion about kids believing in Santa, this dude comes from out of nowhere.

Eh, they’re putting their point across a little nasty, but if they don’t want their kids to believe in Santa then whatever. I don’t feel like that’s a particularly big loss in childhood.

I don't think it's the way he made his point. He said he's barred his mother from seeing her grandchildren on the holidays because she told his eldest that Santa existed.

For this guy, apparently 'false ideas' that harm no one (like Santa) are so awful, it's worth abandoning your mother on the holidays. Admittedly, that's not verysmart - just shockingly heartless.

He probably had other issues with her and was waiting for an opportunity to create some drama.

I grew up with my parents telling me about Santa Claus, tooth fairies, Halloween being the thinnest veil to the spirit worlds, Easter bunny, tree spirits & sprites, etc. I kinda had a blast as a kid & then just gradually figured out & accepted reality & science-based research. Needless to say, I'm pretty confident believing in fairies enjoying the tiny bowl of honey I left for them when I was 5 didn't undermine my current respect for science, lol.

Edit: I can't stand the perspective that children are 'tiny adults.' Cognitively, they're not, and they can't process facts or understand the importance of science or empirical evidence like adults do. So just go at their pace & have fun with them. If you don't like the idea of Santa Claus, great - don't teach them about Santa Claus. But don't fool yourself & say it's "for your kids to learn about the integrity of truth." They're not learning that. They're just rolling with whatever you tell them until their critical thinking skills develop & kick in (which isn't for awhile).

Not to brag (sorry I've had like two glasses of wine)

Not to brag (sorry I've had like two glasses of wine)

Sorry man not a 4.0, not verysmart enough.

If you find physics easy it's because you're not working hard enough. It's an endless rabbit hole of increasingly complicated things!

10.5 here. You're all basically ants to me.

I'm a 4.3 reporting in, get on my level, mental midget

What doth life?

What doth life?

lifetime virgin pretends to actually have someone to fuck

Doth is the 3rd person singular of 'do'. So he said 'What does life?'. He should brush up on transitive and intransitive verbs if he wants to keep the verysmarts up.

Nah, just looked it up. Iamverygoogle

Iamverygoogle too, I thought I was the only one! My GQ is off the charts.

Someone posted a screenshot of green on r/iamverysmart. Green found the post and replied to a comment

Someone posted a screenshot of green on r/iamverysmart. Green found the post and replied to a comment

His account is only a day old, and judging from his post history I think he’s just in it for a laugh.

So, let's assume he thinks he scored perfectly on an IQ test, that would be 161 points. So a person with 1/3 his IQ would have a score of 54, which is strongly in the mental retardation stage. So he is saying you have to be retarded to know how smart he is.

Says he is incredibaly smart, proceeds to call us nerds.

!RedditSilver

Enlightened soul defends middle-aged men dating high schoolers

Enlightened soul defends middle-aged men dating high schoolers

My intelligence is on full display here

Yes, yes it is

"NPC Level"... dude step away from the keyboard. Spend some time outside.

We don't have levels, out here. We're real people.

As soon as you bring up IQ, you’ve already lost

I remember working at a Honda Power equipment plant and I called this guy a fucking idiot because he was being a fucking idiot and his retort was an asinine statement about how he cant be an idiot with an IQ of almost 180 and how he was much much smarter than I was. My response? “Well dickhead maybe you are smarter than me, but guess what? We’re both working at Honda making fucking lawnmowers, and you’re the genius who’s been at it a lot longer than me.”

Calling other people "NPC Level" gives a really great insight into the verysmart psyche. They are the player and we're all just in their game.

Thank God

Thank God

I typically think about the multiple consistencies regarding different types of puddings.

The average persons considers themselves not average.

Thank God you're not average.

That would drive me insane.

This redditor that doesn't understand why masturbating in front of someone is considered sexual harassment.

This redditor that doesn't understand why masturbating in front of someone is considered sexual harassment.

It’s harassment when it isn’t consensual. It’s not that hard people

Well, regarding the whole Louis CK thing, a lot of people think, "Famous, powerful person invites comedy newbies back to his room, propositions them. They don't immediately call the police" =consent.

I've had this argument with like six people on Reddit. People are insane. Its literally a plot joke in an Always Sunny episode.

Edit- Jesus. Okay. Look. Louis CK directed a movie in 01. And 98. In the article the two women say he was someone they admired.

"Famous" doesn't need to mean a literal household name. He wrote for David fucking Letterman. Please stop responding with how it was totally okay because he wasn't a household name in the early 2000's.

Edit 2- Wow, the vast majority of my responses now are, "why was it bad?"

I'm done responding to that. If you don't see the problem, I hope at some point you become better educated.

Just talking about sex or a sexual act around any coworker can fall under sexual harassment if they don't want to be talking about it. Actually performing the sexual act (and masturbation is one) would be like the most immediate, fire-on-the-spot, call the police form of harassment I can think up. Anyone have a job around here?

Workplace rules come from people's feelings of discomfort in their personal lives. Even if jerking it in front of someone happened in a private room, when it's uninvited it's sexual harassment. Would you go up to a person and show them porn on your phone, without their consent, and ask them if they like the cinematography?

Some things are just bad. This "honest question" stuff is beyond dumb. "Honest question (serious replies only)... is it actually wrong to murder someone?" Get the heck out of here.

Damn, I hate it when idiots post loaded shite on askreddit.

Someone posted a meme in a public group chat

Someone posted a meme in a public group chat

I've literally never looked at the fomulas because THEY ARE NOT THE POINT.

The point is her confused look with the formulas superimposed over it.

Like, "This bitch is confused by all this this and I can relate to that"

removes them from chat

Holy shit, those are 8th grade formulae. TIL

More like ninth grade, but different schools teach subjects in different grades.

Certainly not like this

Certainly not like this

Seems like a ruse to get to the front of iamverysmart.

If you have to constantly bring up how smart you are, you're not as smart as you think you are.

Intelligent people understand that bragging about one's intelligence can be off-putting to most people.

I know that because I am highly intelligent, of course.

Well oh boi, you see, actually intelligent people never fucking talk about how intelligent they are, because... what's the fucking point? You'll only show up like a egoistic cunt who wants to pamper his own ego, and nobody likes people like that

Try one of these subthreads