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/r/films

Good to know you need to be an elite Roman citizen who’s fluent in French to appreciate movies.

Drama majors

"you said you like foreign movies right?"

"I said I like foreign films."

It's a subreddit. I don't care if they want to call it a community or a society, but nobody is going to submit an application for the pleasure of joining a message board on a website famous for shitposts and memes, no matter how "erudite" they think they are.

What a bunch of cunts.

It wasn't good.

It wasn't good.

I think complimenting yourself on your pickup line as an immediate follow-up is kind of a bad idea no matter how good the line was.

Cause you are causing a political an uprising in my pants

There. It's a bit better.

It is probably one of the best pick up lines...

There. It is a lot less cringey.

Current affairs = knowing the Middle East has (a?) dictator and there’s an uprising against him?

Didn’t know Kissinger had a Tinder

Liberalism kills critical thinking (from my university’s anonymous confession page)

Liberalism kills critical thinking (from my university’s anonymous confession page)

The comment underneath the post is perfect.

Man, fuck those people going to university to learn, right?

No, you don't understand. University is for smart people who already know everything to spend their time. Learn? You are supposed to know everything. School is there for you to answer questions, not for you to learn new things.

Ehhhh... unless you mean it proves the point of the original comment then maybe.

Don't get me wrong, I think the original comment is written by a moron, but when the moron argues that his peers lack the ability to question their own beliefs and says they sound like they belong in 5th grade. Maybe the best response isn't to completely dismiss any criticism and make a fart joke.

His Theory ended with a Big Bang...such a shame.

His Theory ended with a Big Bang...such a shame.

people who think they're clever for watching the big bang theory are more amusing than the show could ever hope to be.

I think everyone who liked agrees that was sarcasm.

It boggles my mind that this guy watches Bing Bong Theorem unironically

This is the kind of shit I’d expect out of a Rick and Morty fan.

When r/iamverysmart meets r/insanepeoplefacebook

When r/iamverysmart meets r/insanepeoplefacebook

Why do all right wing lunatics have such small faces?

I feel like this question deserves a snappy punchline

Alcohol fetal syndrome

Ohh ooh. They’re easy to punch

Don't invite this smart man to your debate club

Don't invite this smart man to your debate club

He annoyed everybody to just pretending to agree with him. OP will eventually surrender.

Arguing about religion at a bible study doesn’t make you smart it makes you an asshole

So he could change the mind of a priest, but not his nan?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Atheist the Wise? It's ironic. He could save others from being sheeple, but not his grandmother.

Black Mirror > Rick and Morty

Black Mirror > Rick and Morty

Isn’t that the whole point of Black Mirror?

What an absolutely empty statement. I'm with the guy who replied, this hyper intellectual should give some examples for us plebs....

Usually not all that many 2deep4u plot lines in the show. Usually just "hey what if this technology?". It's interesting stuff and they raise ethical questions as well as pigfuckery but the main message is usually in the forefront and hard to miss.

But I don't think we could "actually understand them", even if she revealed the "hidden messages"...

I found this wonderful person while looking at $5 headphones.

I found this wonderful person while looking at $5 headphones.

Lol. All I want out of 5 dollars from headphones is an input jack that won't go bad after a month of use. I hate having to do the thing and have to hold the wire in a funky position so that it works.

This is what happens when you spend too much time in /sub/headphones.

I really want to know what that guy was thinking when he bought the headphones. I hope it was something along the lines of “HA! Audio-Technica is too mainstream, these will be the REALLY great headphones.”

Or /sub/audiophile.

"Not to brag about it but I'm way better than you"

"Not to brag about it but I'm way better than you"

..Listen here you little shit

People who claim they code when they just study it... It doesn’t matter if you understand it, what matters is what you can do with it

Why the fuck would you learn C#, C++ and Java simultaneously? He totally looked for a list of programming terms to put in that reply, the little turd

Not to mention, knowing syntax and knowing "how to code" are two separate things. Getting the syntax down is the easier part. It's like learning a very limited language. Knowing how to form thoughts and get results is a different beast.

Man on LinkedIn lecturing his local cashier on how much smarter he is than her

Man on LinkedIn lecturing his local cashier on how much smarter he is than her

If he'd just said "Can I get $10 note change?" this whole cringe could be avoided.

I worked part time as a cashier for 6 years. I would've given this asshole 2 $5 bills.

This is what everyone else who "gets that logic" does. What an ass.

Oh wow TIL that “I want a $10 bill change” is not personal preference but basic Math and simple logic that everyone should obey

Try one of these subthreads