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We were fortunate enough to get an application from someone with a "Mastermind personality"

We were fortunate enough to get an application from someone with a "Mastermind personality"

Protip: When creating a professional cover letter it is probably best not to use an exclamation point after every sentence!

Don't use them at all. There is a time and place for exclamation marks and a professional document is not one of them.

Oh, I'm hooked. I'd hire them in a heartbeat. Just look at all of those qualifications they explained!

This is like a bot creating a cover letter after reading the brochure for an HR retreat

Saw it on Quora...

Saw it on Quora...

Why the fuck would you make shit up to seem smart on Quora

Because his real world friends can't find him. Cuz he has an invisibility cloak.

Saw his 'cloak' wasn't impressed. It's just a sheet with a lot of cum stains and a mirror inside. Technically can't see him outside of it but you can definitely smell him.

A few concept aircrafts? Phew, I designed multiple before the age of 16. Clearly someone is slacking.

Wheres your selfy again?

Wheres your selfy again?

His profile pic has a fucking fedora

Edit: Jesus Christ okay I get it it's a trilby, and the fedora wasn't blurred out, how many replies do I need to have to make it stop?

And is a fucking selfie

edit: it's selfy, not selfie. German habits.

Why is it always quantum physics? I swear these people read A Brief History of Time and all of a sudden they're about to have their doctorate in quantum mechanics.

I'm tired ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜’of girls showing off ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ their ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธodies ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’„and their faces ๐Ÿ’. Okay ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ, I have a nice face ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Žand a decent ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธody ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘I also have a duplex ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜, 5๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃk in the ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธank ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ, 2 small ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธusinesses๐Ÿ›„ โ„ขยฎยฉ, micro๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธiology๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘€ , quantum physics ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”ฌ, have a ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธook ๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“–with about 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ invention ideas ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ, and am open ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธโœŠ๏ธminded as fuck ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ˜. Not to mention ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ I know the steps ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ to almost any ๐ŸคžโœŒ๏ธsurgical procedure ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿจ you can think of ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ—ฏ๐Ÿ’ฌor almost any ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œinvestment activity ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’กknown to man โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ, and WILL ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธe a millionaire โ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‡Where's your selfy againโ“โ“๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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"I would hate to think of you as a common North American"

"I would hate to think of you as a common North American"

A common North American? Look at this idiot that thinks all of North America speaks English.

Whomst does this guy think he is?

Je ne parle pas anglais!

Fuckst that guy and the boat he didn't come in on.

High school sophomore is obviously smarter than museum curators

High school sophomore is obviously smarter than museum curators

Probably caught a technicality. It's standard practice in museums to write captions at a fourth grade level so that all audiences will be able to understand it. You can't hit every single point while staying at a fourth grade level and also keeping it short enough so that people will read.

"That's not a real mammoth."

I'm a genius

Catching technicalities and nitpicking about them is like the oil that keeps Reddit running smoothly.

False. Reddit runs on electricity thus does not require oil for lubrication.

Checked in to see if Ex was ok, he threatens to hack everything I love (x-post from cringepics)

Checked in to see if Ex was ok, he threatens to hack everything I love (x-post from cringepics)
Checked in to see if Ex was ok, he threatens to hack everything I love (x-post from cringepics)

You can't get someone's MAC address over the web. And I doubt Facebook exposes your IP from a friend request. Not sure about the SIM cloning, but that's probably bullshit too.

What a fucking lunatic.

Report this goof to the police for fucks sake.

To clone a SIM you need an IMSI number and a one-way key stored on SIM - no way to get the one-way key without physically obtaining the card (it's used on network register but not during data transmission), that's the whole point :)

And getting the MAC, while theoretically possible - Facebook could store mac in cookies for example (no idea why they would do it, but let's assume), and cookies could be hijacked with session hijacking - but MAC itself is not useful.

Lots of easier ways to trace someone. Passwords, accounts, scamming them into installing some malware, even in browser. From there you could go further.

So, all that is bullshit, but I'd report that goof anyway, that's clear threatening and he seems unstable.

We graduated almost 8 years ago...

We graduated almost 8 years ago...

That's more sad...

They must be bragging about high school as a 20 something

This is pretty sad. Does this person have a job? Tertiary education? What do they do?

Bragging about high school anywhere past early-mid freshman year is just pathetic. Any time before that it's half pathetic half douchey.

why yes, i am that one guy......

why yes, i am that one guy......

why yes, I am an unbearably pretentious cunt

brags about being anti social

If this dickbag was serious about stoic philosophy he wouldn't brag about stoic philosophy.

puffs on pipe

God made her this way.

God made her this way.

What she meant to say is that she peaked in high school.

literally manipulate literature

say it 5 times fast

'I'm so gifted it's annoying.'

She sounds exactly like the sort of above average student who coasted at school, and is heading for a massive reality check in further education.

That's deep.

That's deep.

An object we cannot comprehend or figure out? God damn, that's mysterious.

What makes it even more special is this is a screenshot of his own status that he posted in a group and captioned it "Well, can you?"

Nobody could, of course /s

Edited because I can't get a coherent message across in the morning

That's deep

If you have to label your own thoughts that way it means you are a) high, b) socially awkward, or c) both.

d) an insufferable, oblivious narcissist

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