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Overhead shot from a Toronto-Carolina game

Overhead shot from a Toronto-Carolina game

It looks like Van Riemsdyk did

/sub/accidentalrenaissance

Cam Ward, inner thoughts:

"Well, this sucks".

Cam Ward, inner thoughts as done in sitcom style:

record scratch "Yup. Thats me. You may be wondering how I ended up here..."

That's the Maple Leafs not the Lighting

Red Wings vs. Sabres, 1971.

Red Wings vs. Sabres, 1971.

This legit looks like a renaissance painting.

Chelios in the top right was already 42 on the date of the photo.

/sub/accidentalrenaissance

Fuck I love these photos.

The NHL will officially be represented at Montreal's Pride Parade on Sunday, giving out sponge pucks that say Hockey Is For Everyone

The NHL will officially be represented at Montreal's Pride Parade on Sunday, giving out sponge pucks that say Hockey Is For Everyone
The NHL will officially be represented at Montreal's Pride Parade on Sunday, giving out sponge pu...

The other side of the puck says "except Quebec". Bettman is heard laughing maniacally.

Jokes aside, good on the NHL.

It's funny, because the only way something becomes "politics" is if it has to do with public policy. Which homosexuality only is when you make laws banning it.

Can't wait to see this shitstorm of negative Facebook/Instagram comments about this. But I'm glad they're doing this!

Give us your money gay consumers

Phil Kessel put hog dogs in the Stanley Cup

Phil Kessel put hog dogs in the Stanley Cup
Phil Kessel put hog dogs in the Stanley Cup

That's it guys

No more hockey memes

There's just nowhere for us to go from here, it's over

He screwed up posting the first time and cropped out the top of his head. He is even awkward on social media and I love it https://imgur.com/gallery/gECJy

Carey Price just got Instagram recently and posted a story that was just a black screen for ten seconds. Exactly the content I would expect from him

Shut it down, /sub/hockey. The Phil has spoken

The Winged Wheel does not stand for hate (Cross post from r/DetroitRedWings)

The Winged Wheel does not stand for hate (Cross post from r/DetroitRedWings)

Normally I stay on the side of "keeping the sports subreddit to sports", but honestly this is fucking crazy. Actual fucking Nazis parading the streets and committing acts of domestic terrorism. What the fuck. We absolutely need to hammer this point home. If you are a racist, white supremist, nazi, asshole; you have NO PLACE in America. Get the fuck out. Canada too. If you can't handle the fact that the country is getting more diverse, you can get the fuck out.

Hitler didn't keep his head on a swivel.

I have harbored an intense, at times illogical hatred for the Detroit Red Wings since 9 year old me watched them celebrate the cup at the then MCI Center.

This pisses me off because I am now fiercely loyal to any Red Wings fan who ever may get attacked over this or chirped because of this. Fuck Nazis, but Fuck Nazis extra hard for making me have every Red Wings fan's back.

Darren McCarty is an Inglourious Basterd

Can us Swedish fans get some of that NHL money to save us from this abomination?

Can us Swedish fans get some of that NHL money to save us from this abomination?

Oh man. Are all the team's jerseys that bad?

Sponsorships are a necessary evil for many jerseys but it looks like they designed the layout in the style of a early 2000's website.

"NASCAR Hockey League"


Are all the team's jerseys that bad?


Not my team's, thank god.. Only a Unicef logo which is for a good cause, so I'll take it. I feel lucky about our jersey situation when I see stuff like this. Here's another picture.

Are all the team's jerseys that bad?

. Only a Unicef logo which is for a good cause, so I'll take it. I feel lucky about our jersey situation when I see stuff like this. Here's another picture.

Cool jersey. Definitely less offensive on the eyes with just a small patch. 

Here's my team's jersey from the SNL (Scottish national league). Quite a few sponsors but apart from the main one they keep them pretty discreet.

Cool jersey. Definitely less offensive on the eyes with just a small patch.

from the SNL (Scottish national league). Quite a few sponsors but apart from the main one they keep them pretty discreet.

Bryan Murray has passed away.

Bryan Murray has passed away.https://twitter.com/grantmccagg/status/896413305245511680
Bryan Murray has passed away.

https://twitter.com/grantmccagg/status/896413305245511680

Honestly I started to think this day wouldn't actually arrive. Dude just kept going and going after his initial diagnosis and rarely seemed to slow down. RIP

The man drafted Erik Karlsson, traded for the disgruntled bust that blossomed into the Kyle Turris we know and love today, and gave so much more. He poured everything he had into the Sens organization right until the very end, and he'll definitely be sorely missed.

Bryan fought like hell. Glad he got to see the Sens go on a tear these last playoffs.

RIP Bryan. Fuck cancer

Stamkos showing no mercy

With no context this can be taken out context

That dude would literally be dead if those pucks were real.

"We need to sign this Cabbie guy, he's a damn fine goaltender." - Dallas

Poor Cabbie

Jaromir Jagr, the oldest hockey player

Jaromir Jagr, the oldest hockey player
Jaromir Jagr, the oldest hockey player

This guy is so funny. In recent interview for czech paper he was asked: "Where are you going to play next season?" Jagr: "I have the most promising negotiations with Kladno, they got sensible owner who know what he wants."

(Kladno is czech team owned by Jagr)

He came on right after David Krejci whos favorite player growing up also was Jagr.

"I don't care." What a legend.

That skit where he said his favorite player was Jaromir Jagr was golden.

He currently sits second all-time in points with 1,914 points, just 943 behind Wayne Gretzky

Just 943

Pay me money or I'll let everyone know you, a single, successful adult, had consensual romantic relations with an attractive, also adult, member of the opposite sex.

Uh... Okay?

I Present The Ottawa Maple Leafs

I Present The Ottawa Maple Leafs

MY EYES

found their rivals

ITS A TRICK, ITS SYRUP FROM THE OTTAWA VALLEY

here's some maple syrup to rinse them off

Try one of these subthreads