God has abbandoned his creation
Toms night out at the novelty hedgehog factory did not go as planned.
Hey Stiles, nice shirt.
"Tell me this is just a terrible nightmare"
Me eating salad.
Eat your salad and be sad.
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Typical Mexican funeral, in my experience.
Mini van, check.
Enough Corona for everyone to have one bottle, check.
Tio Manuel in a box, check.
typical coroners' car
This one is good quality hmmm.
I've seen that pic before: https://vimeo.com/215849774 Great documentary BTW.
Google Morning Glory Zell. It doesn't get any less hmmm....
This reminds me of Monty Python, somehow.
A million years of bad luck means you'll live for a million years. We found immortality
That's the most woke thing I have ever read.
He'll be ok, he's wearing his lucky socks.
It's spilling salt. If you spill it, you're supposed to take a pinch and throw it over a shoulder or something.
Is this like in the old movies where the guy would put his coat down for a lady?
This seems like a bit more of a commitment...
help me brother i am trapped
Lumberjack here, I wood knot have expected that to be under the bark.
or... are you the one trapped? Come join me here, brother... come...
His nose is split.
Sorry but I'd totally fight this if my kid pulled that. Haha
I thought the student was just answering all "false" for the sake of getting at least some right and then started having a stroke at the end. Took me a second to realize.
Haha that’s pretty crafty
They’ve got your nose
And they’re keeping it
I know I would be able to pick it.
Who proposes with a nose ring?