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This is like filling in a Mad Libs page in order to make sense.

My mom went to the store to get some groceries

The lion looks so happy, totally having the time of its life in the zoo!

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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Arthur had bone conducting head phones way before they were cool.

...And no one notices that the arms of his glasses don't hook onto his ears either.

TIL they still make Arthur episodes

That would explain everything actually. He put the headset as a support for his glasses. Isn't he playing an acoustic piano anyway?

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I see this all the time. After putting on lipstick, my SO presses her lips on toilet paper (to get rid of excess lipstick?). Then throws the toilet paper in the toilet. If she doesn't flush it down right away it leaves a mark like this.

Look at you, being all logical and shit.

and shit

I see what you did there.

All you did was ruin the magic

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If I had to guess I'd say that guy raised them and is now trying to slowly reintroduce them into the wild.

I totally read that as, "If I had to guess I'd say that guy raised them and is now trying to slowly seduce them..."

back to grade school with you then

Time to make some friends!

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Surf's up, brah.

Apparently not, it's looks dead out there

Yep

Shit. Seagulls love standing on stuff.

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My name is killer keemstar

Shit, this is scarier than the first time I saw Voldemort.

Let's get rooooooooight into the news

At least he's safe from tiger attacks.

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She's a Titan! Run!

I'm thinking of that creepy one with the giant head that got his head crushed by the ape one

http://media.comicbook.com/2016/12/attack-on-titan-season-2-at-90018-pm-220630.png

I don't think I've seen the bottom 50p before

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Honestly that's pretty neat as an art installation.

Would be cool if the bricks were just covers for actual books, then it would work both ways

But you wouldn't know what the books are

Probably because he's blind and can't read a book

I'd rather read a brick tbh

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FREEZE! this milk if you can't use it all before it expires.

tactical milk delivery

I remember this, it was from the Boston Marathon bombing

Yup. Everyone on lockdown and family just needed milk for the kids or something GGCop to the rescue

Edit - CBS News Story (officer never identified) and Boston PD Tweet (content redundant but pick your favorite source)

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Does that spell 'snek'? I think it does.

Snakes have heat sensors on their faces. They're attracted to the burning cigarette that the dude is smoking.

He's safe as long as his cigarette doesn't go out.

snek if true

Holy shit. Sneks saying snek.

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