Hmmm hmmm

hmmm

hmmm

Dick nose

God has abbandoned his creation

Toms night out at the novelty hedgehog factory did not go as planned.

Hey Stiles, nice shirt.

hmmm

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"Tell me this is just a terrible nightmare"

Me eating salad.

/sub/meow_irl

Eat your salad and be sad.

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The Party Hearse - 50% off all Funerals with every Wake purchase

Typical Mexican funeral, in my experience.

Mini van, check.

Enough Corona for everyone to have one bottle, check.

Tio Manuel in a box, check.

typical coroners' car

This one is good quality hmmm.

hmmm

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Unigoats?

I've seen that pic before: https://vimeo.com/215849774 Great documentary BTW.

Google Morning Glory Zell. It doesn't get any less hmmm....

This reminds me of Monty Python, somehow.

hmmm

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A million years of bad luck means you'll live for a million years. We found immortality

That's the most woke thing I have ever read.

He'll be ok, he's wearing his lucky socks.

It's spilling salt. If you spill it, you're supposed to take a pinch and throw it over a shoulder or something.

hmmm

hmmm

Is this like in the old movies where the guy would put his coat down for a lady?

This seems like a bit more of a commitment...

/sub/birdsbeingdicks

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help me brother i am trapped

Lumberjack here, I wood knot have expected that to be under the bark.

or... are you the one trapped? Come join me here, brother... come...

His nose is split.

hmmm

hmmm

Sorry but I'd totally fight this if my kid pulled that. Haha

I thought the student was just answering all "false" for the sake of getting at least some right and then started having a stroke at the end. Took me a second to realize.

Toue

Haha that’s pretty crafty

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They’ve got your nose

And they’re keeping it

I know I would be able to pick it.

Who proposes with a nose ring?

Who nose.

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