I didn’t know melons could get pregnant.
go on, eat it
Anon is a happy father
Jesus, beta to alpha all the way back down to charlie
Fictional and homosexual
Made-up and not straight
tfw stacy stays alpha as fuck even working as a cashier
She gets a boyfriend and ask him “you got condoms” he says no and she pulls these then prepare for instant break up
Fake and transsexuall.
That's a weird way of saying they are too big.
I mean wouldn't we only see the best Roman bridges, not all the ones that collapsed
Shit u rite
logic and reasoning doesn’t belong here
elaborate ass heist to steal credit card info
uses it to by dildos
Mommy's gonna be happy
This is probably how most sex shops start up, someone fucks up an order or their kid gets a couple thousand dildos delivered to their front door. They have to get rid of them and make their money back somehow. Eventually after selling a couple hundred rubber hole poles they realize they have a knack for it and end up setting up a shop.
F A G
Fake and Gay
I can't believe I've never realized until now that FAG is an acronym for fake and gay.
But for real, has this hands free cum hypnosis worked for any of you?
Don't you hate it when you heil hitler in public?
Just the other day I tripped a bit and screamed heil Hitler at the top of my lungs in the office at work. Funny how that happens
Well, that's just not reich
Why would i?
welcome to the exiting world of ulcerative colitis. I'll be your guide. Prepare yourself to shit 10 times a day for the rest of your life.
Fresh blood is a good sign and denotes hemorrhoids or other surface trauma as opposed to older blood that will appear darker and originates from deep within your digestive tract
This guy asses.
Real but gender fluid non binary..identifies as a ghost
This greentext gets reposted every few weeks... You should be ashamed...
Extremely real and very heterosexual
Why tf is this here
Sins: Wrong Last Name Wrong Sub not gREEEEn
Total Sins: 3
Punishment: go lurk for a while man
not a greentext... Not even close.